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fatasset.bsky.social
@fatasset.bsky.social
still embarrassing myself
Lost my contact at dinner. Whatever; no big. Get on the bus, top floor - back seat. See a bunch of maroon dots. Moving. It’s roaches. There’s a swarm. No next stop for 5 mins. My nightmare.
July 2, 2026 at 10:32 AM
FYI no crab rangoon in Australia. Ya it’s gross (and good) but even grosser to fry at home
June 18, 2026 at 8:24 AM
People think they’re relaxed until its time to release the Masseter
June 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
No Georgian restaurant in Sydney?? No prob I’ll make my own Khachapuri
June 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
two solid weeks of Nepalese beauty but so excited to go eat some tbell in bkk and hit the pen in bed
March 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Having so much fun in Bangalore but all my coworkers keep talking about/doing work?? Like hello friends let’s go drink filter coffee and explore
March 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The bioluminescence is really going off tonight in Northern beaches
March 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Wym there’s a Raising Canes in Seattle now?
March 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Fomo so bad just had tears in my eyes seeing a Seahawks hat
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Beautiful world
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Pinterest Predicts themes are giving modern French Revolution vibes and I’m 100% down
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In a fever dream version of the hangover but instead of a baby it’s a large box scrimshaw
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Every time I start to settle into Sydney I’m reminded that living here is terrible and it’s my punishment for not fully appreciating Washington.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
just a coincidence Albanese was coming back from the US??
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Sydney B1 bus had heat blowing on a 100F day for 40+ minutes. Kind of a bonding experience with the other trapped passengers but also hallucinating sooooo
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Can’t believe I let six months slip away before I replaced my cast iron. We’re back!!!
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
EDIT: they added the Australian journalist getting shot with a rubber bullet to the intro!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Jeju Island 10/10
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
(6/6) Although our times been short it’s sweet. To my truest love and my most favorite person in the world, happy first year. Here’s to 100 more in this life and 1000 more in the next life. Алла бирса.
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
(5/6) Over the last year we’ve felt every emotion, taken on many hardships, and watched our relationship evolve. We sleep without knowing when we‘ll see each other. We pass time with virtual laughter and dream time visits. We inch closer towards each other stitching together miles of shared smiles.
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
(4/6) He was my first interaction with a Russian, a Tatar and/or a scientist, the first to send a love note by chatGPT, the first to show me Quistibi and khachapuri, first second date roadtripping to Yellowstone, first person I ever made a social media post about, and the first to see me wholly.
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
(3/6) Bulat and I are a collection of firsts. I was his first, first date hook up (supposedly), first person to show him how to illegally stream nfl, first backpacking trip, first to explain heebie jeebies and the first person to be so attuned to his thoughts he calls me a perfect prediction model.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
(2/6) Our future was prefaced by bad omens. Our first inside joke was “not right now” and my wedding ring is 9mm (like the bullet). We couldn’t get 10mm on two days notice. Despite our ill-fated circumstances, I am the luckiest person in the world for the happenstance that united me and Bulat.
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
(1/6) A year ago today I met Bulat. The true loml. In 34 days we’ll celebrate our first wedding anniversary. I never dreamed of getting married and I definitely never thought I’d end up living 7,770 miles apart from him once we did. I guess our miles are lucky even if the distance isn’t.
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Made it to Seoul just in time for the Make Korea Great Again rally (fml)
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM