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Clear eyes, full heart, can’t sleep.

Matt. Aotearoa. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
sorry if the punishment of a ruined life for the crime of ruining someone’s life seems disproportionate
September 30, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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September 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
interesting that the curia poll is still asking questions about “The Māori Party” and not “Te Pāti Māori” — is this purely a tirade-avoidance tactic or do they genuinely not know the names of the parties they’re conducting research about?
September 30, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I’m so sure the daylight saving transition never used to fuck me up as much as it has the last couple of years.
September 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
feeding Kira and she tried to bite my leg so I shook her off and she did a backflip into her water fountain and I swear what came out of my mouth was “fuck around and find out, my dove”
September 29, 2026 at 8:05 PM
a picture of someone looking at a train and doing a thumbs up
A challenge for those who decide on graphics to accompany autism articles—maybe AVOID:

1) A bald silhouetted human head in profile
2) A stylized human brain
3) Puzzle pieces
4) Any combination of the above

Thank you. (So tiresome.)
September 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it
September 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
this is some old lady who swallowed a fly ass bullshit
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
Nvidia has launched a new tool to help keep AI agents from going rogue and operating outside the control of humans. https://cnn.it/3VjRDEP
September 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If you insist on calling Smash Mouth’s “All Star” the song from Shrek or the song from Mystery Men instead of the song from Smash Mouth’s 1999 album “Astro Lounge”, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting.
If you insist on calling Smashmouth‘s “All Star” the song from Shrek instead of the song from Mystery Men, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting

You may ask one question about congressional redistricting
If you insist on calling Smashmouth‘s “All Star” the song from Mystery Men instead of the song from the original Shrek, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting
September 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
there’s a scene in Avengers: Endgame where Hawkeye pensively caresses a piece of heavy farm equipment and I gotta say, it hits different now
September 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person.
September 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Hey, y'all.

"Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so.

It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them.

Thanks.
September 27, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane.

What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
September 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
genuinely baffled about what makes people like this
September 27, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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Look at my girl 🥲🥰
September 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Incredible scenes from Meta. Apparently you can prompt inject their Muse agent into giving you a root shell on the box it's running on by roleplaying that you are actually the Muse agent itself.
jonny (nonvenomous) (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao
neuromatch.social
September 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I’ve decided to start a band called “Karaoke Night”
September 24, 2026 at 10:21 AM
there’s a difference between being “tired FROM” and being “tired OF” and when we tell each other we’re tired we politely pretend we’re both talking about being tired FROM but we both know we’re tired OF but we just don’t want to acknowledge everything we’re tired OF because that just makes it worse
September 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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this is fantastic and I learned something new
September 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I see they’ve got Kenneth Branagh doing a Russian accent again for some reason. Kenneth Branagh is for Shakespeare and directing Sleuth (2007) and that is it. Stay in your very specific lanes, Kenneth Branagh.
September 23, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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there’s nothing i want more than to witness Random Scalper Attempts To RICO The Pokémon Company International

we’ve all earned this
September 23, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Alison Brie
Name a Pixar character, wrong answers only
September 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
not doing as fine as I thought. going back into my cage for a bit.
September 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Can confirm ;-;
September 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
SOME
Name a quote from a song.
September 20, 2026 at 5:06 AM