The McFloof
@faytallety.bsky.social
Gonna be your one stop shop for comic industry rants, food opinions, groan-inducing wordplay/punnery, gratuitous Chewie pics, and general raccoonish shenaniganery. You're welcome.
Explaining Pon Pon Purin's canonical butthole to my boomer mother.
May 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Explaining Pon Pon Purin's canonical butthole to my boomer mother.
When the devil finally comes to take my soul to hell upon my death, at least I will know it's for some worthwhile sin and not something pathetic like using AI.
Ol' Satan gonna give me that lukewarm "premarital sex and drugs" brimstone, not the "reserved for talentless fascists" hot ass shit.
Ol' Satan gonna give me that lukewarm "premarital sex and drugs" brimstone, not the "reserved for talentless fascists" hot ass shit.
March 25, 2026 at 8:45 AM
When the devil finally comes to take my soul to hell upon my death, at least I will know it's for some worthwhile sin and not something pathetic like using AI.
Ol' Satan gonna give me that lukewarm "premarital sex and drugs" brimstone, not the "reserved for talentless fascists" hot ass shit.
Ol' Satan gonna give me that lukewarm "premarital sex and drugs" brimstone, not the "reserved for talentless fascists" hot ass shit.
Getting sick and tired of these BABIES with their "I miss chewing on Polly Pocket clothes."
BACK IN MY DAY YOU JUST SWALLOWED THE WHOLE POLLY LIKE AN ADVIL! SHE WAS ENTIRELY TOO SMALL TO HAVE CHANGEABLE CLOTHES, YOU FETUS!!!
BACK IN MY DAY YOU JUST SWALLOWED THE WHOLE POLLY LIKE AN ADVIL! SHE WAS ENTIRELY TOO SMALL TO HAVE CHANGEABLE CLOTHES, YOU FETUS!!!
March 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Getting sick and tired of these BABIES with their "I miss chewing on Polly Pocket clothes."
BACK IN MY DAY YOU JUST SWALLOWED THE WHOLE POLLY LIKE AN ADVIL! SHE WAS ENTIRELY TOO SMALL TO HAVE CHANGEABLE CLOTHES, YOU FETUS!!!
BACK IN MY DAY YOU JUST SWALLOWED THE WHOLE POLLY LIKE AN ADVIL! SHE WAS ENTIRELY TOO SMALL TO HAVE CHANGEABLE CLOTHES, YOU FETUS!!!
You ever look at whole ass adults and think "now there's a child George Bush should've left behind for a bit...."
February 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
You ever look at whole ass adults and think "now there's a child George Bush should've left behind for a bit...."
Honest reminder that you cannot be all "release the Epstein files" AND "I support Neil Gaiman."
I can't believe I even have to make that statement.
I can't believe I even have to make that statement.
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Honest reminder that you cannot be all "release the Epstein files" AND "I support Neil Gaiman."
I can't believe I even have to make that statement.
I can't believe I even have to make that statement.
I don't know why we're still saying "dating pool" when it's really a stagnant pond of folks who can't swim.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I don't know why we're still saying "dating pool" when it's really a stagnant pond of folks who can't swim.
What does it say about me that I include complete bathrooms in all of my ACNH bedrooms, vacation homes, and now hotel rooms? Like, with a sink, toilet, tub or shower, and towel bar.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
What does it say about me that I include complete bathrooms in all of my ACNH bedrooms, vacation homes, and now hotel rooms? Like, with a sink, toilet, tub or shower, and towel bar.
Apparently it's inappropriate to say "hang on, lemme take this muffin's li'l panties off" before you eat it.
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Apparently it's inappropriate to say "hang on, lemme take this muffin's li'l panties off" before you eat it.
C'mon, are we really respecting the "2 Servings Per Container" on those Arizona tall boy cans? Or are we all just chugging that delicious affordable crack in one go?
September 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
C'mon, are we really respecting the "2 Servings Per Container" on those Arizona tall boy cans? Or are we all just chugging that delicious affordable crack in one go?
You ever be falling asleep and your tummy grumbles so loudly you think someone's fuckin' breakin' into your house downstairs?
... just me then?
... just me then?
August 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You ever be falling asleep and your tummy grumbles so loudly you think someone's fuckin' breakin' into your house downstairs?
... just me then?
... just me then?
Didn't realize I was gonna be at the dealership this long, so I only brought one graphic novel to read, and I already finished it. 😭
August 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Didn't realize I was gonna be at the dealership this long, so I only brought one graphic novel to read, and I already finished it. 😭
If one more crusty ass man shouts at me across the store for service today, I'm going to make sure that their loneliness epidemic ends on a coroner's slab, I swear to god.
Dogshit dickless behavior.
Dogshit dickless behavior.
August 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If one more crusty ass man shouts at me across the store for service today, I'm going to make sure that their loneliness epidemic ends on a coroner's slab, I swear to god.
Dogshit dickless behavior.
Dogshit dickless behavior.
Why is eveyone so obsessed with getting the "Arlington National Cemetery" mouth? Just an unnaturally straight row of jarring white rectangles stuffed up under their lips.
August 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why is eveyone so obsessed with getting the "Arlington National Cemetery" mouth? Just an unnaturally straight row of jarring white rectangles stuffed up under their lips.
Diamond Comics emailing me to order Funkos is like a corpse suggesting I get scabies.
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Diamond Comics emailing me to order Funkos is like a corpse suggesting I get scabies.
The best thing about the Labubu craze is all of the crafters making their own unique and amazing versions of them. From adorable crocheted ones to terrifying porcelain doll faces with salvaged animal teeth, I am HERE for the "we have Labubu at home".
June 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The best thing about the Labubu craze is all of the crafters making their own unique and amazing versions of them. From adorable crocheted ones to terrifying porcelain doll faces with salvaged animal teeth, I am HERE for the "we have Labubu at home".
Begging for Hulu to pound out a Fall of Diamond Comics documentary before the end of the year. *Begging*
June 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Begging for Hulu to pound out a Fall of Diamond Comics documentary before the end of the year. *Begging*
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The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
June 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY
I wish I could just go to the SPCA and try to convince them I'm just a large working breed and get spayed and ear tipped real quick for cheap.
May 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I wish I could just go to the SPCA and try to convince them I'm just a large working breed and get spayed and ear tipped real quick for cheap.
Today I had to explain to a fully grown ass man that no, comics from the 1990s ARE NOT NOW NOR EVER WILL BE "Golden Age comics". Where the fuck are these "collectors" getting their fucking knowledge?! AND THEN HE TRIED TO CORRECT ME! Baby cakes sugar plum... No.
May 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today I had to explain to a fully grown ass man that no, comics from the 1990s ARE NOT NOW NOR EVER WILL BE "Golden Age comics". Where the fuck are these "collectors" getting their fucking knowledge?! AND THEN HE TRIED TO CORRECT ME! Baby cakes sugar plum... No.
Only bathroom debate we should be having in 2025 is who the fuck are these folks pissing all over the floors and not flushing after they do big shits?!
May 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Only bathroom debate we should be having in 2025 is who the fuck are these folks pissing all over the floors and not flushing after they do big shits?!
Wishing every couple who had Nottoway Plantation booked for their wedding a very merry GET FUCKED!!
May 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wishing every couple who had Nottoway Plantation booked for their wedding a very merry GET FUCKED!!
So everyone's about to get subjected to Communion Malort, huh?
May 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So everyone's about to get subjected to Communion Malort, huh?
We all agree that Vance's loser vibes killed the pope right? Like, the pope was so disgusted with meeting him, he hoped outta this plane of existence.
April 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
We all agree that Vance's loser vibes killed the pope right? Like, the pope was so disgusted with meeting him, he hoped outta this plane of existence.
First song on the shop playlist today (purely by chance): Necromancer by Judas Priest.
The vibes, like the conception, are immaculate. 🤌
The vibes, like the conception, are immaculate. 🤌
April 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
First song on the shop playlist today (purely by chance): Necromancer by Judas Priest.
The vibes, like the conception, are immaculate. 🤌
The vibes, like the conception, are immaculate. 🤌