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🇬🇧: Often posting satire. Don't take my stuff too seriously 😊
There are Americans out there that actually believe they had a major political party that wasn't far right.

Let that sink in.

The people on the other side of the Atlantic actually believe there was a time in the last two and a half centuries when their country wasn't fash as hell.

😬
April 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
English footballer Michael Olise was France's best player this week, starring for German side Bayern Munich against Spain's Real Madrid in the UEFA Champions League. The people of Nigeria and Algeria will be so proud of their man.
April 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Max Verstappen is not retiring from F1.

Antonelli is retiring Max Verstappen.

The GOAT has arrived and he's cleaning house.
March 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
After Trump, the people of EU & UK don't have any interest in repairing any alliance with the United States of America.

Your elections weren't stolen. A third of your eligible voters want this, another third don't care enough to stop it.

That's too much fascism for us to be friends.
March 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Israel deliberately targeted a news crew reporting live with a missile.

The crew survived but were injured.

Israel has said they do not regret what they did.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Lebanon: Missile lands next to presenter during live report
In footage from Russian state broadcaster RT, correspondent Steve Sweeney is seen diving off screen as a missile hits.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 20, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I'm convinced that the reason Donald Trump is so monumentally dumb is because tests would show his family tree is a noose.
March 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I had to look into why 5 of the 6 UK Type 45 destroyers were in a dry dock undergoing maintenance.

The 'Made In America' parts keep failing.

No more American involvement in the British military, please. We need quality products, not lowest bidder slop.
March 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
We all know that 🇬🇧 MI5, 🇫🇷 DGSE, 🇦🇺 ASIS, 🇨🇦 CSIS, 🇪🇸 CNI, 🇮🇹 ASIE, 🇳🇱 MIVD, 🇸🇪 MUST and 🇩🇪 Bundesnachrichtendienst were all listening in on this Top Secret meeting, right?
March 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
American singer Katie Perry posts "done" to show she's boycotting ChatGPT and is using Claude instead. Because ethics.

She posted that on X, Elon Musk's nazi platform.

😂

Katie Perry is an absolute imbecile.
March 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The United States of America is actively trying to help paedophiles in Europe access child sexual material.

'freedom dot gov' is a service announced by Donald Trump, it's purpose is to help Europeans access banned content.

What does Europe ban? Child abuse.
What is Trump accused of? Hmmm.
February 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Step 1 - Normalise
Step 2 - Legalise

Dem America, you really have to understand what is happening in your country.

Focusing on this sort of thing as a confession is 2015.

Step 1 practically completed.

70M+ are going to vote to lower Age of Consent between now and 2028.
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
🇺🇸: When the files leak he will be over.
🇪🇺: Lol. Okay.
🇺🇸: He will, he will done for!
🇪🇺: Uh-huh. Sure.
🇺🇸: It's a matter of time!
🇬🇧: A 3rd of your country supports him.
🇺🇸: And two 3rd's don't!
🇬🇧: Lol. No.
🇺🇸: Whatever, what do you guys know?
🇪🇺: Another 3rd don't care at all.
🇬🇧: This. You're broken.
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Too many accounts here are wishing their country was more like the EU in terms of politics and culture, but those accounts are just as toxic and fuelled by hatred as the 80M+ voters they hate.

You can't look to the EU and be the same kind of hateful person as MAGA. You aren't European.
February 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Does my wife having nipple piercings make her a slut?

NO! People need to stop being so judgemental, it's going to sex clubs and getting off on being called a slut that makes her slut. One's malicious and the other really isn't. People need to do better.
February 16, 2026 at 11:58 AM
BREAKING NEWS: The British government has refused to explain why it's advanced Protector war drone missed the International Olympic Committee.

The continued presence of senior officials at the Winter Olympics in Milan has come as a shock to some.
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Why don't governments and lawmakers understand that I decide what "Legitimate interest" a strange unfamiliar company has in my personal data?

(There's none. No company has a "legitimate interest" in my personal data.)
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Just in case the obvious corruption wasn't obvious enough about this Trump Administration.
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Mercedes-Benz is rolling out ChatGPT to its customers for controlling car features by voice faster than Google is bringing Gemini to Android Auto.

With all that money you have to ask what on Earth Google is doing. And yes, saying "Hey Mercedes, turn on AMG mode!" works.

😈
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Here's the reason Donald Trump stopped talking about changing the law to allow three terms

👇
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
American experts are not experts.

The NFL's superbowl is nowhere near one of the most watched sporting events on television. Even regular domestic football matches in Europe can get much bigger audiences.

It's laughable how many Americans think the superbowl is a big event.
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I just wanted to know if it could answer 😭😭
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Just to be clear...

A grumpy old man in power, who shits his pants on live television, insists he should control who votes in elections.

This grumpy old man 👇🇺🇸
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Can an American please explain the point of Basketball for me?

If so many games end with a score like 112-100 then the defenders clearly are not doing anything, and shouldn't be on the pitch at all. A score like 3-2 seems much more likely if there was skill across the whole team.
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Donald Trump has 275 days to do what he is going to do. Hold on to your hats, America.

That Texan county just made Project 2025 more urgent for the radicals. It's going to get rougher, fast.
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
🇺🇸: OMG they're Nazi's.
🇪🇺: Nazi-like.
🇺🇸: No! They are literal Nazi's.
🇪🇺: There are similarities but they are not...
🇺🇸: They are Nazi's!
🇪🇺: They have a lot in common but not quite.
🇺🇸: Ugh, what do you know?!
🇪🇺:
🇨🇦: Don't worry EU, a while ago they insisted Maple Syrup used corn juice or something.
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM