Felix Andrews
@felixandrews.net
Half man, half cat, complete nonsense.
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Felix Andrews
@felixandrews.net
· Mar 28
Dotcoms are for rubes, I'm from THE NET, motherfucker.
A group of fuckwits bombing up and down my building's stairwell, talking loudly, slamming the front door (which is right by my apartment's front door), all fucking night long. I've already got a massive fucking headache and this is only aggravating me further. Fuck off.
September 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A group of fuckwits bombing up and down my building's stairwell, talking loudly, slamming the front door (which is right by my apartment's front door), all fucking night long. I've already got a massive fucking headache and this is only aggravating me further. Fuck off.
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I had never seen this Game Boy model that came on an action figure card backing, it makes me happy to look at. Man, remember consumer electronics?
September 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I had never seen this Game Boy model that came on an action figure card backing, it makes me happy to look at. Man, remember consumer electronics?
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Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
September 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
Yeah, me too buddy.
September 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Yeah, me too buddy.
Was wondering when bribery was going to show its face and partner up with its well-established partner, corruption.
September 10, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Was wondering when bribery was going to show its face and partner up with its well-established partner, corruption.
There's a lot of technical chops to the Ocarina of Time remake's visuals. The hyper-detailed art style is a lot to take in, but I think it'll grow on me. The internet's being awfully weird about it, though. He's shiny because he's wearing leather!
September 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
There's a lot of technical chops to the Ocarina of Time remake's visuals. The hyper-detailed art style is a lot to take in, but I think it'll grow on me. The internet's being awfully weird about it, though. He's shiny because he's wearing leather!
Substitute host for Game Center CX is fucking dog shit.
September 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Substitute host for Game Center CX is fucking dog shit.
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91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
August 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
Super Mario Sunshine feels like Sonic Team was allowed to make a Mario game, in 2002.
August 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Super Mario Sunshine feels like Sonic Team was allowed to make a Mario game, in 2002.
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Thanks for coming to the stream!
I drew a watermelon in 100 minutes! 🍉
I drew a watermelon in 100 minutes! 🍉
August 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Thanks for coming to the stream!
I drew a watermelon in 100 minutes! 🍉
I drew a watermelon in 100 minutes! 🍉
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Why are we calling it ‘friendslop’ when ‘chum’ was right there the whole time.
August 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Why are we calling it ‘friendslop’ when ‘chum’ was right there the whole time.
Ugh, postie's been and left nothing but junk mail. Tracking doesn't say they've missed me yet so hopefully they're doing another sweep, but this is exactly what I was afraid of.
August 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Ugh, postie's been and left nothing but junk mail. Tracking doesn't say they've missed me yet so hopefully they're doing another sweep, but this is exactly what I was afraid of.
Steam Machine should arrive in a bit, so I'm getting the cabling ready.
Switch 2 has been demoted to an AVR port; Switch 1 retired entirely. Times, they are a-changin'!
Switch 2 has been demoted to an AVR port; Switch 1 retired entirely. Times, they are a-changin'!
August 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Steam Machine should arrive in a bit, so I'm getting the cabling ready.
Switch 2 has been demoted to an AVR port; Switch 1 retired entirely. Times, they are a-changin'!
Switch 2 has been demoted to an AVR port; Switch 1 retired entirely. Times, they are a-changin'!
Use a computer
To buy a computer
To buy a computer
July 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Use a computer
To buy a computer
To buy a computer
Maybe this will be the computer that finally brings me happiness.
July 26, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Maybe this will be the computer that finally brings me happiness.
Alkaline batteries fucking me over yet again. Today's victim: my (old) Steam Controller. Probably salvageable with some isopropyl, but man.
July 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Alkaline batteries fucking me over yet again. Today's victim: my (old) Steam Controller. Probably salvageable with some isopropyl, but man.
🎶 Oh, you know you can't miss-ah 🎶
🎶 Litres of piss-ah 🎶
🎶 Litres of piss-ah 🎶
July 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
🎶 Oh, you know you can't miss-ah 🎶
🎶 Litres of piss-ah 🎶
🎶 Litres of piss-ah 🎶
I don't think people should be allowed to smoke in or anywhere near bus stops.
July 21, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I don't think people should be allowed to smoke in or anywhere near bus stops.
Muting the 😂 emoji is like a cheat code for social media.
July 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Muting the 😂 emoji is like a cheat code for social media.
@steampowered.com C'mon folks, at least give us reservation queue bods a rough indication as to when we're likely to be able to put money down for a Steam Machine. Some of us have to budget!
July 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
@steampowered.com C'mon folks, at least give us reservation queue bods a rough indication as to when we're likely to be able to put money down for a Steam Machine. Some of us have to budget!
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how high is your spice tolerance? 🌶️🔥
July 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
how high is your spice tolerance? 🌶️🔥