Dread Pirate Deadname Jones
@femgirl-corduroy.bsky.social
like if a teddiursa had a fever temperature and an empty itinerary
DO NOT INTERACT if you have at any point sat behind the wheel of a computer
she/they, 30-something, 18+ or get outta here
DO NOT INTERACT if you have at any point sat behind the wheel of a computer
she/they, 30-something, 18+ or get outta here
you can push me off a cliff. ill sirvive no fall damage because im a little bug
October 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
you can push me off a cliff. ill sirvive no fall damage because im a little bug
i used to be somebody. now im a rounded up cattle with a noose around my hooves and theyre taking me to the slaughterhouse to get cooked up at one of those millenial burger joints
October 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
i used to be somebody. now im a rounded up cattle with a noose around my hooves and theyre taking me to the slaughterhouse to get cooked up at one of those millenial burger joints
eating the grease off of my putrid little hands
August 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
eating the grease off of my putrid little hands
rubbing your face against a fresh ball of yarn for the first time feels like finding the entrance to a secret area and no one believes it when you say youve been there except those few who've tread its grounds
August 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
rubbing your face against a fresh ball of yarn for the first time feels like finding the entrance to a secret area and no one believes it when you say youve been there except those few who've tread its grounds
problem with video games is kids are all desensitized to glowing items leaving them helpless and confused around things like embers and light bulbs and hot stoves
August 6, 2026 at 6:29 AM
problem with video games is kids are all desensitized to glowing items leaving them helpless and confused around things like embers and light bulbs and hot stoves
if you win enough successes in life they give you a complimentary db cooper bobblehead
August 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
if you win enough successes in life they give you a complimentary db cooper bobblehead
smile like a ray of sunshine scorching the earth with its incessant heat
August 6, 2026 at 5:56 AM
smile like a ray of sunshine scorching the earth with its incessant heat
do you believe god created us and love and all the turtles in the sea and horses and sharks and blood and the smell of meat left to overwinter in an unattended car in washington and also flowers
August 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
do you believe god created us and love and all the turtles in the sea and horses and sharks and blood and the smell of meat left to overwinter in an unattended car in washington and also flowers
advanced parkour technique where i slide around like a snail getting everything sticky and gross
August 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
advanced parkour technique where i slide around like a snail getting everything sticky and gross
now playing the journey of plennie wingo Experience the magic walk backwards in imac g3 ultra hd panoramic cinema cut the cord of the womb be born anew http&cash4goldbids.com buy now
August 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
now playing the journey of plennie wingo Experience the magic walk backwards in imac g3 ultra hd panoramic cinema cut the cord of the womb be born anew http&cash4goldbids.com buy now
me and the girls in the back yard glaring at the neighbors who despite their best efforts have not successfully killed our root structures
June 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
me and the girls in the back yard glaring at the neighbors who despite their best efforts have not successfully killed our root structures
hot dog turkey dog. how about some love for the venerable up dog
May 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
hot dog turkey dog. how about some love for the venerable up dog
parmershan would be a great name for an old dog
May 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
parmershan would be a great name for an old dog
freezing my fucjing brains out trying to take pictures of snow angles but theyre. too. fast
March 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
freezing my fucjing brains out trying to take pictures of snow angles but theyre. too. fast
turning into a croquet bridge like those cards from alice's wonderland except the only thing im letting through is sands in the hourglass
February 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
turning into a croquet bridge like those cards from alice's wonderland except the only thing im letting through is sands in the hourglass
personal theory if i was to turn around fast enough id see the mirror turning around too. at the same time
February 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
personal theory if i was to turn around fast enough id see the mirror turning around too. at the same time
thinkin of the one time i was riding my bike and my tire up and fuckin flew away like a bird it was an experience of nature. i hope shes still happy
February 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
thinkin of the one time i was riding my bike and my tire up and fuckin flew away like a bird it was an experience of nature. i hope shes still happy
seeing the new dv-i album coverart and being like "wait is that the megatokyo artist?" was like being smacked with a hammer and flying backwards until im 14
February 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
seeing the new dv-i album coverart and being like "wait is that the megatokyo artist?" was like being smacked with a hammer and flying backwards until im 14
running people over at night with my highbeams on in my fuck ass huge truck :) tag your it
May 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
running people over at night with my highbeams on in my fuck ass huge truck :) tag your it
waking uo bleary eyed in an abandoned crypt with a belly full of snacks and cheeses
May 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
waking uo bleary eyed in an abandoned crypt with a belly full of snacks and cheeses
do you think its cheating if i cook with an automatic pan. do i betray my love of the game
May 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you think its cheating if i cook with an automatic pan. do i betray my love of the game
i dont eat corn becaos the poppibg makes my tumny wild
May 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i dont eat corn becaos the poppibg makes my tumny wild
does any of you get wifi on here. i need to contact the world wide web
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
does any of you get wifi on here. i need to contact the world wide web
quote from the sick: please dont give me more pills doctor. i need four dozen ship ments of raw milk for my diseases
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
quote from the sick: please dont give me more pills doctor. i need four dozen ship ments of raw milk for my diseases
garden varirty medications dont work on me. only the mega version
February 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
garden varirty medications dont work on me. only the mega version