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Hudson from Next Gen NYC looks like if you made a Creed video into a person and that specific video is the Scott Stapp-Kid Rock sex tape
September 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Farting like it’s my job (putting in the hours necessary to survive but my heart’s not in it)
July 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Oh neat a new Uwe Boll movie, I literally only remember him for beating up Lowtax, how bad could it be
June 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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lmao that The Comeback ended with “AI writers and actors are good actually and tech CEOs are just lil guys”
May 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Anybody on here that follows me have any thoughts on how to get into Lana del Rey
March 2, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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You can basically say “engage sublight engines” about anything. Getting up to take a shit? Sublight. Whipping a battery at a ghost? Sublight. Anything that happens below light speed is sublight. The “are you my mother?” bird in the book? Powered by sublight engines
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Tried a cup noodles 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 and it fucking sucks
February 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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Imagining a tv that works exactly like a regular tv except the speakers can’t play imagine dragons, crying tears of joy and anguish as I realize that the ecstasy of knowing god and the crushing burden of knowing god are one and the same
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Putting random words into justice dot gov search: “Score! Hell yeah! Found something! I’ll never recover from this!”
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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Anybody that’s looking through the Epstein files know how to convert EFTA01846835 into an image? It is 380 pages of base64
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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What the fuck
Jeffrey Epstein writes in an email to a redacted address: A concrete fish tank--eight feet by ten feet, one door - , one glass panel, beginning at two feet off the ground until the ceiling, allowing anyone passing in the corridor a complete view. Inside. a drain in the middle of the floor, to collect the piss and any other bodily fluids that might find its way to the center of the room. a no longer stainless steel toilet set into one corner of the wall with only a two foot high concrete wall for a privacy effect from the active corridor. a one quarter roll of toilet paper in the hands of an afro american convict sitting on the toilet, shackels on both legs, a belly chain where one hand is still handcuffed allowing no more than ten inches of movement. the convict complaining over the noise of his bowel movement interspersed with gas that sounded like a trick fart bag, and diarrhea, complaining that there was no air, and though he was too drunk to flush, his gold teeth looking far from polished, the stench so thick it felt like a steam room of stink, his fellow homey on what was once a wooden bench that was worn with so many splinters it looked like the spiny legs of a praying mantis, yelled " the smell was making him sick," (he had just stabbed his girlfriend in the neck with a screwdriver, so that the dried blood was under his fingernails, and some of his puss filled zits, had been scratched open on his face during the fight, looking like small custard splashes, heyelled that he thought that the lice in his hair would crawl over his face if he didn't get a chance to wash. ---the second choice, an air conditioned ,leather upholstered, radio optioned, bottled fiji water, 300 thread count sheets bean pillowed, goose down comfortered, magazined filled, foam mattress softened place to lay escalade with you once again complaining.. I gladly took the first choice. Redacted address responds That's great. Did you write that? It's only missing a 'Ba-da-binnng' at the end.
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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I love the Epstein files
Ugh a lug boob a lobo
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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My god
To: redacted From: Sent: Jeffrey Epstein Tue 3/20/2012 11:41:29 AM Subject: Re: question for you i think pedophilee is the plural On Tue, Mar 20, 2012 at 12:37 PM, izmo For les pedophile convention? ----Original Message-.... From: jeffrey epstein [mailto:jcevacation@gmail.com] Sent: Tuesday, March 20. 2012 7:23 AM To: redacted Subject: Re: question for you Paris with woody allen Sorry for all the typos Sent from my iPhone
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Holy shit
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Canada Shore: “I’m gonna drink a Molson and kiss girls 😈”

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January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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I love logging on and trying to figure out what people are talking about. “Will Stencil is Luke Skywalker and only fascists question whether people should be forced to go into dangerous situations with him if they don’t want to. Disagree? Only a meth addict would do that. Count Dooku.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Just sitting around, chillin’, thinking about how my entire professional career might have been different if I had bothered to look up what “tab completion” meant before yesterday
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Garbanzo’s Bean. The Bean of Garbanzo
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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I absolutely loved Pluribus and hope that it lasts a million seasons and it is also super funny how much it has in common with season 3 of the cw show The 100
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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refusing to cross “melty heese” off my grocery list for aesthetics
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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This reminds me of the time I was on a bus and the driver got in the PA and asked everybody if it was cool if we just skipped the town I lived in except this is way worse than that
musicologyduck.bsky.social Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · Jan 20
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Oh my god I didn’t realize that numbers guy is the “Many users state they do not like or do not want me posting” dude
leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net Something Awful Leper's Colony @leperscolony.pileofgarbage.net · Jan 19
PERMABAN

01162026

Dont know how you slipped through the cracks.

Leper's Colony Entry
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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I would be Jeopardy millionaire if they accepted “the uhhh.. fuckin’ guy, you know the guy” and “shit, fuck” as good faith right answers
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM