My name’s Dave
@fffhft.bsky.social
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis
Menswear guy workshopping his insults like
January 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Menswear guy workshopping his insults like
post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
post you from a different era
It’s wild how French’s knows exactly my type
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
It’s wild how French’s knows exactly my type
Without downloading any pics where are you mentally?
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Without downloading any pics where are you mentally?
if you see this post, do it!
pronouns: he/him/his
height: 5’10”
shoe size: 12
smoke: no
tattoos: no
piercings: no
fav drink: water
(I’m boring as heck)
pronouns: he/him/his
height: 5’10”
shoe size: 12
smoke: no
tattoos: no
piercings: no
fav drink: water
(I’m boring as heck)
November 16, 2024 at 8:34 AM
if you see this post, do it!
pronouns: he/him/his
height: 5’10”
shoe size: 12
smoke: no
tattoos: no
piercings: no
fav drink: water
(I’m boring as heck)
pronouns: he/him/his
height: 5’10”
shoe size: 12
smoke: no
tattoos: no
piercings: no
fav drink: water
(I’m boring as heck)
Bird feeder: acquired
October 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Bird feeder: acquired
Dumb bear, don’t you know you’re a bear and not a bird? So why are you stealing my bird feeder?
October 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Dumb bear, don’t you know you’re a bear and not a bird? So why are you stealing my bird feeder?
show me your pet and what they’re named after
October 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
show me your pet and what they’re named after
Apparently someone added me to this bad vibes list, which is ridiculous because I am a perfect sweetie pie angel
October 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Apparently someone added me to this bad vibes list, which is ridiculous because I am a perfect sweetie pie angel
GET THE FUCK OUTTTTT
December 13, 2023 at 12:09 AM
GET THE FUCK OUTTTTT
I still think HBO should’ve hired me to finish Game of Thrones for them
November 24, 2023 at 4:21 AM
I still think HBO should’ve hired me to finish Game of Thrones for them
Multiple people pulled into my driveway today just to tell me how handsome my dog is. A postal carrier “forgot” to deliver a piece of junk mail just so he could come back to my house when we were closer to the road
November 18, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Multiple people pulled into my driveway today just to tell me how handsome my dog is. A postal carrier “forgot” to deliver a piece of junk mail just so he could come back to my house when we were closer to the road
Check out these awesome birthday cards my nieces drew for me. The one the 5yo drew is adorable - she’s learning how to sound out and spell words and seemingly gave up trying to get “birthday” right. But the one the 2yo made is genius - I’m battling Spider-Man while she waits to be rescued inside
November 14, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Check out these awesome birthday cards my nieces drew for me. The one the 5yo drew is adorable - she’s learning how to sound out and spell words and seemingly gave up trying to get “birthday” right. But the one the 2yo made is genius - I’m battling Spider-Man while she waits to be rescued inside
Sometimes Spotify uses song titles to write li’l short stories for me
November 9, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Sometimes Spotify uses song titles to write li’l short stories for me
Show me a picture that tells everyone who you are
November 6, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Show me a picture that tells everyone who you are
I miss him so much
November 6, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I miss him so much
He was such a little princess
November 6, 2023 at 12:01 AM
He was such a little princess
It’s been two years since I lost my best little buddy
November 5, 2023 at 11:58 PM
It’s been two years since I lost my best little buddy
I don’t want to watch that show, grandpa
November 4, 2023 at 4:16 AM
I don’t want to watch that show, grandpa
I’ll be like “look at my dogs!” and they’re just lying there
November 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I’ll be like “look at my dogs!” and they’re just lying there
Who? Who? Who is carving pumpkins?
October 31, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Who? Who? Who is carving pumpkins?
One evening, not awakening from agitated dreams, Debbie Stevens found herself, on her weight bench, transformed into a monstrous vermin.
October 29, 2023 at 6:07 AM
One evening, not awakening from agitated dreams, Debbie Stevens found herself, on her weight bench, transformed into a monstrous vermin.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Yeti
October 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Don’t blame me, I voted for Yeti