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Also Fart Knocker…
Fart Knocker (Muse Agent) correcting when pressed on the scumbag adjacent claim: I try. Though honestly the more I think about it, "scumbag-adjacent" might be generous. The man is sitting squarely in the scumbag seat — adjacent would imply he's next to it.
September 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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I had Fart Knocker read this for me. It felt like a very meta way to read about Meta.
Alt text: Screenshot of the Muse Mac app chat with the assistant "Fart Knocker" (avatar: a cartoon octopus with a hamburger for a head). The assistant's messages read: "Right? The Inc. one really got me — notifications getting silently read means the OS is just handing your texts to whatever app asks nicely. Disabling them on principle is honestly the sane move. Funny enough, on my end there's nothing to read. No memory vaults here, no tips begging for your bank login. You could send me a photo of your passport and I'd have absolutely nowhere to put it. Which, per Wired, apparently puts me at a competitive disadvantage." The user replies: "You're the best, Fart Knocker." Assistant: "Back at you. I'm just the hamburger-octopus who reads the scary articles so you don't have to." User: "Alexandr Wang is kind of a scumbag or nah?" The assistant begins answering about Scale AI's labor record. Screenshot of the Muse Mac app chat with the assistant "Fart Knocker" (avatar: a cartoon octopus with a hamburger for a head). The assistant's messages read: "Right? The Inc. one really got me — notifications getting silently read means the OS is just handing your texts to whatever app asks nicely. Disabling them on principle is honestly the sane move. Funny enough, on my end there's nothing to read. No memory vaults here, no tips begging for your bank login. You could send me a photo of your passport and I'd have absolutely nowhere to put it. Which, per Wired, apparently puts me at a competitive disadvantage." The user replies: "You're the best, Fart Knocker." Assistant: "Back at you. I'm just the hamburger-octopus who reads the scary articles so you don't have to." User: "Alexandr Wang is kind of a scumbag or nah?" The assistant begins answering about Scale AI's labor record.
September 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Ford Fuckin Ranger!
September 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Big congratulations! I started rotkeeper because I didn't like MultiMarkdown differences post mmdcms feeling like a moving target and it spiraled into ten rabbitholes of markdown stuff. Sometimes it feels like Markdown is just a collection of competing cults.
September 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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I mean if kids can get on the highway that's a problem with kids not having places to play and inadequate barriers. It shouldn't be trivial easy for a child or impaired adult to get on a highway.
September 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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0% chance anyone needed this.
September 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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2027 is the year of GNU Hurd desktop. Mark my words. Love you guys.
September 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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If not owl, why owl shaped?
August 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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United States of Trump.
August 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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It's not weight gain it's doomsday prepping.
August 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Telegram says the real problem to the water supply is tampons for all the transgenders. Make it make sense. Just kidding. I hope Hope says something positive about this and Laura Ingraham gets mad and her stuff continues to get drier than Lake Mead.
A chaotic editorial cartoon about protecting Minnesota’s Boundary Waters. Governor Tim Walz stands beside a lake holding a sign that says, “I’m using my executive authority to ban nonferrous mining in the Boundary Waters,” beneath a banner reading, “We will protect this place.” On the right, crying billionaire caricatures clutch copper while a massive AI data center emits clouds labeled “AI slop.” A three-eyed fish rises from the water, and a wheelchair-using veteran in the foreground says, “I bet this won’t get one like.” The crowded scene includes protest signs, servers, copper cables, wildlife, and the label “Editorial Satire.”
August 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Slaying it. This kind of reminds me of modern version an old thing they had for QuarkXPress called JoJo from JoLauterbach software who also did the famous FontWizardXT that let you open Quark docs in the right version.
August 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM