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Forced to experience Regina. The only broadcast of thoughts you’ll ever need. Fresca’s strongest soldier.
guy who is normal about medieval history: those five discernible words are obviously from the Luttrell Psalter, which I would let hit it raw.
September 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
guy who is normal about medieval history: those five discernible words are obviously from the Luttrell Psalter, which I would let hit it raw.
The determinist mindset teaches us that the ejaculation wasn’t premature. It arrived precisely when it was always meant to.
September 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The determinist mindset teaches us that the ejaculation wasn’t premature. It arrived precisely when it was always meant to.
they’re besieging me againnn
September 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
they’re besieging me againnn
Almost bit into a block of cheese like an apple but the weight of my ancestors watching held me back :/
September 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Almost bit into a block of cheese like an apple but the weight of my ancestors watching held me back :/
What I imagine pops up in guys’ peripheral vision when they compliment me
(This post has been #peerreviewed)
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August 28, 2026 at 11:37 PM
What I imagine pops up in guys’ peripheral vision when they compliment me
(This post has been #peerreviewed)
(This post has been #peerreviewed)
in twain gotta be a top five way of getting cleaved
August 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
in twain gotta be a top five way of getting cleaved
I need a lesbian with an english degree and a comprehensive grasp of the middle ages (1100-1250 C.E.) in Europe and North Africa, stat.
August 20, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I need a lesbian with an english degree and a comprehensive grasp of the middle ages (1100-1250 C.E.) in Europe and North Africa, stat.
The village of Meath Park SK has 5 total streets and they felt the need to distinguish between the ones on either side of Main Street by naming them 1st Street East and 1st Street West.
They could have named them literally anything. I’m crashing out. The village has been added to my list of enemies
They could have named them literally anything. I’m crashing out. The village has been added to my list of enemies
July 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The village of Meath Park SK has 5 total streets and they felt the need to distinguish between the ones on either side of Main Street by naming them 1st Street East and 1st Street West.
They could have named them literally anything. I’m crashing out. The village has been added to my list of enemies
They could have named them literally anything. I’m crashing out. The village has been added to my list of enemies
They’ve got to stop goving me ideas I don’t have the CV for
July 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
They’ve got to stop goving me ideas I don’t have the CV for
A master’s certificate would fix me
June 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A master’s certificate would fix me
Can’t hoe out on main. Because of society.
June 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Can’t hoe out on main. Because of society.
After consulting with a crack team of freaks it’s been determined that the geico gecko is conventionally attractive. More news to follow.
June 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
After consulting with a crack team of freaks it’s been determined that the geico gecko is conventionally attractive. More news to follow.
haha, no, babe, I loved that reference you just made. The required trivia to understand it was really well thought out!
May 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
haha, no, babe, I loved that reference you just made. The required trivia to understand it was really well thought out!
My cup overfloweth because my enemies keep pouring too much so that I spill when I try to take a sip
May 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
My cup overfloweth because my enemies keep pouring too much so that I spill when I try to take a sip
Looked at the stock market briefly while I was at the gym and felt the spirits of one thousand men who call themselves “fiscally conservative but socially liberal” try to hijack my body like a sith lord come back to life
May 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Looked at the stock market briefly while I was at the gym and felt the spirits of one thousand men who call themselves “fiscally conservative but socially liberal” try to hijack my body like a sith lord come back to life
the harvard online statistics/data science courses are looking at me like a 6’3 woman in a red dress draped against a grand piano with a martini in the off hand. Which could mean nothing.
April 30, 2026 at 11:19 PM
the harvard online statistics/data science courses are looking at me like a 6’3 woman in a red dress draped against a grand piano with a martini in the off hand. Which could mean nothing.
Getting hit by a plane probably feels good as fuuuucck if you’re a pentagon
April 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Getting hit by a plane probably feels good as fuuuucck if you’re a pentagon
There’s snow on the ground again. My death yet looms.
April 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
There’s snow on the ground again. My death yet looms.
chat, are these anything?
April 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
chat, are these anything?
I should have been born into a film noir
April 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I should have been born into a film noir
cowering all by yourself handsome?
March 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
cowering all by yourself handsome?
Returning to the scene of the crime>>>
March 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Returning to the scene of the crime>>>
being stretched upon a rack would fix me
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
being stretched upon a rack would fix me
unfortunately the particular shade of red on his flag is one of my favourite colours
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
unfortunately the particular shade of red on his flag is one of my favourite colours
A horrified zolly shot would fix me
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A horrified zolly shot would fix me