Fischer King
@fischerking.bsky.social
🌊 Composer // Producer // Lil Guy 🌊
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Happy to know it's not just me. Fuckin yikes
September 18, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Happy to know it's not just me. Fuckin yikes
Can't decide if it would be more or less anxiety inducing if there was arbitrary inspirational stock music under it
August 27, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Can't decide if it would be more or less anxiety inducing if there was arbitrary inspirational stock music under it
Can't wait for the Atlantic opinion piece about how water is actually dumb and boring and may be at the center of America's moral rot
August 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Can't wait for the Atlantic opinion piece about how water is actually dumb and boring and may be at the center of America's moral rot
Lord that sounds refreshing
August 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lord that sounds refreshing
I get it, but the conservative & reactionary centrist media apparatuses are going to screech like banshees, 24/7, no matter who gets that nomination -- we might as well take a chance on a candidate who's actually exciting, as opposed to yet another middle-of-the-road, spineless dipshit
August 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I get it, but the conservative & reactionary centrist media apparatuses are going to screech like banshees, 24/7, no matter who gets that nomination -- we might as well take a chance on a candidate who's actually exciting, as opposed to yet another middle-of-the-road, spineless dipshit
All natural, unmistakable letting-it-rip technique.
August 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
All natural, unmistakable letting-it-rip technique.
I am genuinely stressed out about it, and that's not like parasocial concern. This woman is dying in front of our eyes.
August 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I am genuinely stressed out about it, and that's not like parasocial concern. This woman is dying in front of our eyes.
The number of Google search AI overview answers that are actually just Reddit comments is... harrowing.
July 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The number of Google search AI overview answers that are actually just Reddit comments is... harrowing.
That was just outrageously satisfying
July 26, 2026 at 6:31 AM
That was just outrageously satisfying
There's just no getting around that he at one point was a spicy god
July 26, 2026 at 4:44 AM
There's just no getting around that he at one point was a spicy god
Goddamn this is inspirational from every angle
July 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Goddamn this is inspirational from every angle
Goodyear Blimp sized red flag
July 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Goodyear Blimp sized red flag
Wait is the implication here that conservatives *aren't* constantly trying to dismantle/seize control of higher education?
Omg are the humanities professors the REAL enemy?
Omg are the humanities professors the REAL enemy?
July 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Wait is the implication here that conservatives *aren't* constantly trying to dismantle/seize control of higher education?
Omg are the humanities professors the REAL enemy?
Omg are the humanities professors the REAL enemy?
As he once beautifully called it, the "slim-fit mind virus"
July 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
As he once beautifully called it, the "slim-fit mind virus"
It's just so neat and tidy that way!
June 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
It's just so neat and tidy that way!
You just... can't call things GIMP. Why would anyone think that's a good idea oh my god
June 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
You just... can't call things GIMP. Why would anyone think that's a good idea oh my god
Still recovering from Legend being in heavy rotation in every one of my friends Dad's cars from the '98 to '02
June 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Still recovering from Legend being in heavy rotation in every one of my friends Dad's cars from the '98 to '02
I just see this *everywhere* now. It's crazy.
May 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I just see this *everywhere* now. It's crazy.
Body by Grey Gardens (respectfullly)
May 30, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Body by Grey Gardens (respectfullly)
Oh my that is considerably worse than I was imagining
May 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Oh my that is considerably worse than I was imagining
A level of second-hand embarrassment I haven't experienced in quite some time.
May 24, 2026 at 9:46 PM
A level of second-hand embarrassment I haven't experienced in quite some time.
An almost impressive amount of wheel-spinning those *16* hours
May 21, 2026 at 12:24 AM
An almost impressive amount of wheel-spinning those *16* hours
Somewhere between the Bush v. Gore decision and The Mummy Returns my spiral into disillusionment began
May 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Somewhere between the Bush v. Gore decision and The Mummy Returns my spiral into disillusionment began
Yeah I guess "Cool dudes seek to abuse income inequality in SE Asia" doesn't really have the same ring to it
April 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Yeah I guess "Cool dudes seek to abuse income inequality in SE Asia" doesn't really have the same ring to it