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is this the dumbest thing i've ever posted? unfortunately not.
this app is so hard to use when you are on the fringes of signal. let my post send in the background while i continue to scroll instead of sitting here for 50 seconds
October 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
dorlumniel of the marbled tower: i fear this accursed fell beast of mired shadow shall be my downfall

me, not really paying attention: yeah man my fall allergies are pretty gnarly too
October 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
October 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
when the polycule is really just two couples that live together
October 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
i'm a bit account in the small & insignificant sense
October 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
if he's your man why do i value and appreciate his friendship? bitch.
October 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i went viral on mychart and my doctor got mad
October 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
people keep saying there hasn't been good new tech since the iphone. but that's not true. there hasn't been good new tech since the coke freestyle machine.
October 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
October 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
BREAKING: a julie with an avatar that's not a middle aged man just followed me
October 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
strange. not a lot of engagement on this post.
all of my friends want me to slurp their toesies 😔
October 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
mentally i'm here: 🧠
October 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
do the kids today even know this film has been modified from its original version, it has been formatted to fit your tv?
October 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
babe they made a movie about that thing in your nightside table
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
October 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
why does today feel like a monday
October 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
ai sucks ass but i'm worried we're gonna start to see people refusing to use something coded by a person who used tab completion or let their text editor automatically close brackets
October 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i wish there were movies with a spooky aesthetic, i think they'd be cool
October 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
[open my front door] shit i just failed locktober
October 1, 2026 at 1:54 PM
writing out fart sounds in the international phonetic alphabet
October 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
you see, my name is spooky all year long. it's an unencrypted protocol.
October 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
reminder to make your cyber monday dinner reservations now before the restaurants fill up
October 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
just curious, what are your top 100 favorite posts of mine?
October 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
kidfish was mildly annoyed she had to write character traits about the story they read in class instead of fire emblem
September 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
i think it is fucked up that you can buy a child's pain
September 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i'm not blocked!
i don't think it works like that
September 30, 2026 at 3:02 PM