banner
fitzwah.bsky.social
@fitzwah.bsky.social
Also websites that load up and the link you want is right there then just before you tap the screen a giant ad appears and you tap that instead
September 30, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Maybe you're new here, but statements like "the asteroid can't come soon enough" are rhetorical devices expressing emotions about the state of the world, and not actually wishes for, or attempts to manifest, an extinction level collision between the earth and a celestial object.
September 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Real America's Voice: *turbine noises*
September 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Right, like what did she think ICE was going to do with a bigger budget than the Canadian or Turkish military.
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
In my head I'm imagining they have a replica and they're demonstrating "don't do this" *holds the rocket and waves it around* "and definitely none of this" *strokes the rocket*
September 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Have you done any desktop consulting by any chance? Are you also the guy who gets rid of the File menu from top left and puts the save button in some random location on the right?
August 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
New definition of "as far as the eye can see" (at least two and one is like really far away).
August 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Wear clothes properly, stand like a human, and look at the fucking camera challenge: Impossible
July 31, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Excuse me I played 7 as a 10 year old and my heart is just fine. But yeah I think Ultima is the right answer. UO felt like the biggest thing to ever happen.
July 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Well now I feel bad even momentarily doubting his intelligence
July 22, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I imagine there's a degree of self-centered hubris required to mentally survive the effort of organizing 100s of people and spending quarter of a billion of others peoples money.
July 22, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Granted IMAX is perverting cinema, but what's his view on Event Cinema V-MAX 3D with Dolby Atmos?
July 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Just looking at the current cohort of congressional Republicans he might have a point with number one.
July 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Maybe it's an elder millennial thing but we still do that it's just "which way did Waze send you".
July 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Authenticity still matters because that's how you stick to your gut when everyone else is saying let's just go with this guy.
July 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
How effortlessly he bats away stupid fucking questions is an art form.
July 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Well his supporters are the easiest to fleece and it's not like Trump is known for taking the hard road.
July 2, 2026 at 6:43 AM
"his campaigns treatment" huh personally I don't remember anything Obama's campaign did that was anywhere near such GOP classics as Swiftboating.
June 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
No he doesn't own it, that's the point, YOU ALL own him!
June 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Social media was a mistake, it does more harm than good. We managed without it as children, we could all manage without it. It is a leviathan, backed by some of the wealthiest people ever. I'm past the point of caring how the tide is turned.
June 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Twitch banned gambling so Stake set-up their own, Kick.
June 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Stacking bricks was a big deal in 2004
June 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I would have thought she'd steal the W
June 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
In so far as anyone can make "stir fry" with a regular kitchen burner with a wok you buy from a regular store that fits in a regular kitchen drawer, Yes You Can.
June 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
You can have a perfectly good stir fry with snap frozen vegetables, nitpicking at this level when 99.9% of homes don't have a commercial wok burner at is pointless.
June 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM