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Living in rural California is interesting because sometimes you meet your new neighbor and she's a trans lesbian and other times you meet a different neighbor and they're like "and here's my son, Skeet."
August 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Living in rural California is interesting because sometimes you meet your new neighbor and she's a trans lesbian and other times you meet a different neighbor and they're like "and here's my son, Skeet."
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if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
The first team in MLB history to make the postseason after even two consecutive 100-loss seasons (they had 3) just won a postseason series
These White Sox, what a story!
These White Sox, what a story!
October 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
September 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
You: dark rumors from aboard
You: abroad* fuck
Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard
WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol
PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying
September 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying
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September 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Anyway I still love this piece I did for my BG3 group of our characters being gay
September 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Anyway I still love this piece I did for my BG3 group of our characters being gay
Finally going to therapy
What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.
September 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Finally going to therapy
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60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
September 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
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Never had I seen someone so highly respected by freaks and straights alike in life and memorialized by all in death. Would that Dolly could have lived forever but what a life incredibly well spent.
August 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Never had I seen someone so highly respected by freaks and straights alike in life and memorialized by all in death. Would that Dolly could have lived forever but what a life incredibly well spent.
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losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip
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One of the problems with beach towns is they never have enough rocks to huck at golf carts. CA solves this problem by having wild citrus and avocados all over. They don't mention this in the tourism guides.
When I'm spending time in a beach town I need a more efficient way to communicate to all the operators of golf carts on residential streets that I don't respect them. There are too many and telling them individually has become too time-consuming. 🤔🤷♂️
August 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
One of the problems with beach towns is they never have enough rocks to huck at golf carts. CA solves this problem by having wild citrus and avocados all over. They don't mention this in the tourism guides.
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Blaseball (2020)
what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight
August 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Blaseball (2020)
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Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
July 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
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this comic is from 2014 and is one of the most singularly vindicated comics. even if it was already correct then it is even more correct now
July 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
this comic is from 2014 and is one of the most singularly vindicated comics. even if it was already correct then it is even more correct now
Some rich kids WILL die within a week
Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?
July 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Some rich kids WILL die within a week
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Front and center for Henry IV Part 1
July 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Front and center for Henry IV Part 1
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It's very true. Not that you shouldn't read/watch things in your medium but inspiration can come from anything and the more things you experience & are interested in the more rich your stories will be.
July 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It's very true. Not that you shouldn't read/watch things in your medium but inspiration can come from anything and the more things you experience & are interested in the more rich your stories will be.
Just saw a production of A Midsummer's Night Dream and the Puck was so fucking gender
July 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Just saw a production of A Midsummer's Night Dream and the Puck was so fucking gender
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Perdí una apuesta en Twitterdotcom
VAMOS MÉXICO
VAMOS MÉXICO
July 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Perdí una apuesta en Twitterdotcom
VAMOS MÉXICO
VAMOS MÉXICO
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I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night.
"Good vibes"
"Good vibes"
July 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night.
"Good vibes"
"Good vibes"