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This is Lily. She’d follow you, but she doesn’t have a Bluesky account (or opposable thumbs, for that matter).
Artwork placement choices were made in our hotel room.
July 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
June 28, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Haven’t yet clicked. I truly have no idea who this article is about.
May 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Remember how we used to be able to use obviously wildly fictional situations to know if a movie or show was fact or wild-ass fiction?

You know, like the Red Sox or Cubs winning the World Series. . . that’s just crazy talk.
May 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Yeah, totally normal.

Just like J. Edgar Hoover would have done.
February 23, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I parked next to a Pontiac Solstice yesterday at the grocery store, and damn, I’d forgotten just how pretty this car is / was.
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
www.reddit.com/r/GenX/s/nGv...

I distinctly recall the very first time hearing Cake at a party so many years ago.

This is sad.
From the GenX community on Reddit: Cake founder, lead and guitarist Greg Brown has died.
Explore this post and more from the GenX community
www.reddit.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Waiting for flight to SEA at MSP. Adjacent door is flight to RDU. Agent announces that that flight is delayed because. . . well, she’s not really sure and will find out.

Comes back with explanation: flight is delayed because the plane isn’t here yet.

She COULD have just looked out the window.
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Dogs!
January 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
So, Tr$#p’s name was added to the exterior of the Kennedy Center THE DAY AFTER the board “surprised” him with the change.

Where the hell did they happen to find the correct matching letters in less than a day?
a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his face and says " hmm "
ALT: a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his face and says " hmm "
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Here it goes.

Back in 1994, I landed my dream job (at the time, though looking back it would be pretty amazing today also) at the U.S. House of Representatives. On my first day, our secretary took me from the Capitol Building to the ID / photo office, in one of the House office buildings
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
We were putting together one of the cats’ Christmas gifts, this awesome scratching wall, on our table. Walked away for a few minutes, and Beatrice has decided it belongs right here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I can’t stop thinking that the world wouldn’t be in this downward death spiral if Fred Trump had just been a less shitty father.
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Where are the calls to invade Utah to
stop the rampant criminality and senseless violence?
September 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Guy on bus who had a FUCK YOUR FEELINGS sticker on his phone graciously motioned for me to get off the bus before him, and now I really don’t know how to feel about him.
July 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
At midnight on my birthday I got this one in less than one minute. And it’s an obscure one!

Wordle 1,489 3/6

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July 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Family with their four dogs at the dog park, all of whom are misbehaving in a not evil, but more chaotic manner, and the collection of them is totally reminding me of the Gallagher family from Shameless.
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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You can’t be an antivaxxer and not be stupid; I’m sorry (I’m not) but the Venn diagram is just a single circle.

Antivaxx is one of the stupidest conspiracy theories that exists and some people actually believe Avril Lavigne was replaced with a clone.
May 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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In Maine, visiting colleges with my younger son, and our rental car has New Jersey plates, and I have never felt more Tony Soprano
May 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Only the most important news.
April 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM