floorbread
@floorbread.bsky.social
uneven flow
thoughts dont arrive like butterflies
oh, he knows, so he doesn't chase them away (bc they arent there at all to begin with)
thoughts dont arrive like butterflies
oh, he knows, so he doesn't chase them away (bc they arent there at all to begin with)
September 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
uneven flow
thoughts dont arrive like butterflies
oh, he knows, so he doesn't chase them away (bc they arent there at all to begin with)
thoughts dont arrive like butterflies
oh, he knows, so he doesn't chase them away (bc they arent there at all to begin with)
this week in rock and metal: the progressive allies make a music video with his majesty, slurdropper supreme
September 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
this week in rock and metal: the progressive allies make a music video with his majesty, slurdropper supreme
would you defend her honor and reject the charges made against her in a court of jaw (court where everyone mogs with their jawlines) or just plead no contest and . do, idk defensive drivin course or some shit
September 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
would you defend her honor and reject the charges made against her in a court of jaw (court where everyone mogs with their jawlines) or just plead no contest and . do, idk defensive drivin course or some shit
[reprimanding a chud after they fell for it again] you must be nero's fiddle the way you get played while everything burns down around you
September 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
[reprimanding a chud after they fell for it again] you must be nero's fiddle the way you get played while everything burns down around you
you must be that crazy shit nero was shredding on his fiddle
September 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
you must be that crazy shit nero was shredding on his fiddle
i post a crying MAGA soyjak, violating Texas Anti-Woke Law § 12.47. the Abbott Task Force instantly deploys and snipes me, having triangulated my location from the 84 Flock cameras passed on my way home in 120°F, and confiscate the Schedule I controlled substance vial of HRT from my corpse.
September 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
i post a crying MAGA soyjak, violating Texas Anti-Woke Law § 12.47. the Abbott Task Force instantly deploys and snipes me, having triangulated my location from the 84 Flock cameras passed on my way home in 120°F, and confiscate the Schedule I controlled substance vial of HRT from my corpse.
"the fink girder truss doesn't work because it requires a clear span," i say to my girlfriend. "shut up foid" she replies, striking me down. the gnashing of teeth commences.
August 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
"the fink girder truss doesn't work because it requires a clear span," i say to my girlfriend. "shut up foid" she replies, striking me down. the gnashing of teeth commences.
in 2028 the texas gop will release their platform again and it will something like we have to nuke oregon
July 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
in 2028 the texas gop will release their platform again and it will something like we have to nuke oregon
if you had to in order to defend your aura would you direct the whole shit from the cuck command center (CCC) or would you rather let the fourteen wolves take care of all that for you but they take your sense of smell away
June 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
if you had to in order to defend your aura would you direct the whole shit from the cuck command center (CCC) or would you rather let the fourteen wolves take care of all that for you but they take your sense of smell away
[recalls section four of Incel Military Law] that ... order will have to be cleared by Cuck Command, sir.
June 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
[recalls section four of Incel Military Law] that ... order will have to be cleared by Cuck Command, sir.
you PUT that z brace on your wooden fence gate baby! that's what i'm fucking TALKING about [slams fist on desk] WOO!!!
June 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
you PUT that z brace on your wooden fence gate baby! that's what i'm fucking TALKING about [slams fist on desk] WOO!!!
the storm approaches ahead, but the kraken is behind us.
"let's ping-pong it, bullshit style" i say to the captain.
"arrrrrgg, that be medical grade protochud shit" the captain retorts.
"let's ping-pong it, bullshit style" i say to the captain.
"arrrrrgg, that be medical grade protochud shit" the captain retorts.
June 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
the storm approaches ahead, but the kraken is behind us.
"let's ping-pong it, bullshit style" i say to the captain.
"arrrrrgg, that be medical grade protochud shit" the captain retorts.
"let's ping-pong it, bullshit style" i say to the captain.
"arrrrrgg, that be medical grade protochud shit" the captain retorts.
[whisper screaming to the grocery store employee] we've got a chudzilla over on aisle one billion !!!!!!!!!!
April 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
[whisper screaming to the grocery store employee] we've got a chudzilla over on aisle one billion !!!!!!!!!!
the dysphoria so esoteric it got me comparing myself to Iapetus, the icy, walnut-shaped, outermost major satellite of Saturn
March 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
the dysphoria so esoteric it got me comparing myself to Iapetus, the icy, walnut-shaped, outermost major satellite of Saturn
me: when possible, i try to use a featherboard on the table saw. it keeps a consistent pressure against the fence and helps prevent kickback.
australopithecus afarensis: i'm footpregnant with spongebob
australopithecus afarensis: i'm footpregnant with spongebob
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 AM
me: when possible, i try to use a featherboard on the table saw. it keeps a consistent pressure against the fence and helps prevent kickback.
australopithecus afarensis: i'm footpregnant with spongebob
australopithecus afarensis: i'm footpregnant with spongebob
think your day was bad? try being in footlabor while the Cane's employee bangs on the bathroom door
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
think your day was bad? try being in footlabor while the Cane's employee bangs on the bathroom door
[chudzilla peels the roof off of my house, my diary pages go flying]
NO!!! MY FLOW STATE!!!!!
NO!!! MY FLOW STATE!!!!!
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
[chudzilla peels the roof off of my house, my diary pages go flying]
NO!!! MY FLOW STATE!!!!!
NO!!! MY FLOW STATE!!!!!
me, abandoning the cockpit of the passenger airplane i'm piloting, sirens blaring as the plane takes a dive, oxygen masks deploying from the overhead compartments: brb
January 22, 2026 at 1:10 AM
me, abandoning the cockpit of the passenger airplane i'm piloting, sirens blaring as the plane takes a dive, oxygen masks deploying from the overhead compartments: brb
"it aint gonna suck itself" i say to the powerful twink wizard, moments before he in fact alters reality and physics to make it somehow suck itself
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
"it aint gonna suck itself" i say to the powerful twink wizard, moments before he in fact alters reality and physics to make it somehow suck itself
how bout no november november
we just skip it
we just skip it
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
how bout no november november
we just skip it
we just skip it
heads up guys no newel november is coming up. FUCK this is BAD NEWS for the staircase i was going to build, which would have included a newel (which, again, is a post at the head or the foot of a flight of stairs, just to clarify)
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
heads up guys no newel november is coming up. FUCK this is BAD NEWS for the staircase i was going to build, which would have included a newel (which, again, is a post at the head or the foot of a flight of stairs, just to clarify)
challenge: no dissection december (you can't dissect anything for the WHOLE MONTH)
challenge: no octagon october (you can't make anything octagonal for the entire month)
challenge: no newel november (you cannot build any stairs with newels (the post at the head or foot of a flight of stairs))
challenge: no octagon october (you can't make anything octagonal for the entire month)
challenge: no newel november (you cannot build any stairs with newels (the post at the head or foot of a flight of stairs))
September 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
challenge: no dissection december (you can't dissect anything for the WHOLE MONTH)
challenge: no octagon october (you can't make anything octagonal for the entire month)
challenge: no newel november (you cannot build any stairs with newels (the post at the head or foot of a flight of stairs))
challenge: no octagon october (you can't make anything octagonal for the entire month)
challenge: no newel november (you cannot build any stairs with newels (the post at the head or foot of a flight of stairs))
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Telling the barber "do whatever, nothing matters"
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Telling the barber "do whatever, nothing matters"
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Thank you for your email. I am currently out-of-body, remote viewing Io, Jupiter's innermost moon. My detached consciousness will have limited access to email during this time.
August 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thank you for your email. I am currently out-of-body, remote viewing Io, Jupiter's innermost moon. My detached consciousness will have limited access to email during this time.
i mod minecraft to simulate being as far away from texas as possible
August 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i mod minecraft to simulate being as far away from texas as possible