Floot "Eating My Soup" Ferocious
@floot.neocities.org
whoever reads this will meet good fortune today!
chronically online since 2017
here be shower thoughts, conlangs, music obsessions, art and worldbuilding
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chronically online since 2017
here be shower thoughts, conlangs, music obsessions, art and worldbuilding
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Why did we euphemise mammaries with names of birds
Tits n boobies don't really seem particularly similar, or is it trying to hint at the round shape of the body and the beak protruding from it
Tits n boobies don't really seem particularly similar, or is it trying to hint at the round shape of the body and the beak protruding from it
September 22, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Why did we euphemise mammaries with names of birds
Tits n boobies don't really seem particularly similar, or is it trying to hint at the round shape of the body and the beak protruding from it
Tits n boobies don't really seem particularly similar, or is it trying to hint at the round shape of the body and the beak protruding from it
I wash eggs after peeling them and eat them sideways like apples, feel free to crucify me if you'd like
September 19, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I wash eggs after peeling them and eat them sideways like apples, feel free to crucify me if you'd like
Holy fucking shit grown ass 27 year old acting like a child
September 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Holy fucking shit grown ass 27 year old acting like a child
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"The Nazis slaughtered millions of Jewish people."
"Oh, so you hate Germans?"
"..."
"Oh, so you hate Germans?"
"..."
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"The Nazis slaughtered millions of Jewish people."
"Oh, so you hate Germans?"
"..."
"Oh, so you hate Germans?"
"..."
New shampoo is doing Beautiful Things to my hair
September 16, 2026 at 8:32 AM
New shampoo is doing Beautiful Things to my hair
How I react when I find out a person I used to know way long ago actually has nice & fond memories of me
September 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
How I react when I find out a person I used to know way long ago actually has nice & fond memories of me
If you're ever having a bad day remember that the Swedish word for spider is spindel
And then I hope you're like me to snicker about it for the next hour
And then I hope you're like me to snicker about it for the next hour
September 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If you're ever having a bad day remember that the Swedish word for spider is spindel
And then I hope you're like me to snicker about it for the next hour
And then I hope you're like me to snicker about it for the next hour
Thinking about doing the long narrow eye slit that's a trope for some of the folklore beings/depictions of animals in art for a species im preparing to worldbuild with, and it's bothering me that if they're gonna have eyeballs then they're gonna occupy most of the cranium
September 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Thinking about doing the long narrow eye slit that's a trope for some of the folklore beings/depictions of animals in art for a species im preparing to worldbuild with, and it's bothering me that if they're gonna have eyeballs then they're gonna occupy most of the cranium
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September 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Bluesky is the only app I have that half works without a vpn and half only works with a vpn and those halves swap with each other in real time at random
September 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Bluesky is the only app I have that half works without a vpn and half only works with a vpn and those halves swap with each other in real time at random
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Toru Hagakure doesn't take a shower.
September 12, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Toru Hagakure doesn't take a shower.
Wonder if there's a way to automatically block and report any account with "A Plea For Life" in its name reposting my stuff at the first instant
September 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Wonder if there's a way to automatically block and report any account with "A Plea For Life" in its name reposting my stuff at the first instant
Tfw you're trying to use a vpn to avoid internet censorship only to run into the wall of having to submit your ID except you don't even have that country's documents so not only are you giving yourself up to mass surveillance but also exposing yourself as a dirty filthy terrorist state resident
September 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Tfw you're trying to use a vpn to avoid internet censorship only to run into the wall of having to submit your ID except you don't even have that country's documents so not only are you giving yourself up to mass surveillance but also exposing yourself as a dirty filthy terrorist state resident
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For some reason my bsky only works from repeatedly switching the vpn between on and off
September 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
For some reason my bsky only works from repeatedly switching the vpn between on and off
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😭 in-tears + 🙂 slight-smile =
September 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
😭 in-tears + 🙂 slight-smile =
I like feeling that cool vertigo when I'm lying in bed and suddenly it feels like my body is vertically rotating in zero g
I can basically do it intentionally right now for some reason
I can basically do it intentionally right now for some reason
September 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I like feeling that cool vertigo when I'm lying in bed and suddenly it feels like my body is vertically rotating in zero g
I can basically do it intentionally right now for some reason
I can basically do it intentionally right now for some reason
Happy anniversary mr kirk you've grown a lot as a person this past one year
Nah. I do it because:
A) it triggers snowflake right wingers.
B) fuck Charlie Kirk the Nazi loser
A) it triggers snowflake right wingers.
B) fuck Charlie Kirk the Nazi loser
September 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Happy anniversary mr kirk you've grown a lot as a person this past one year
I love that despite rampant institutionalised homophobia in my great and mighty fatherland we still all grew up on that one film series about a panda raised by 2 dads
Child Po from Kung Fu Panda
ALT: Child Po from Kung Fu Panda
static.klipy.com
September 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I love that despite rampant institutionalised homophobia in my great and mighty fatherland we still all grew up on that one film series about a panda raised by 2 dads
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😭 in-tears + 😖 confounded =
September 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
😭 in-tears + 😖 confounded =
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so when another artist sees your piece and recognizes its perfection, it's the most vibrant human connection. they're literally saying "i see you and i feel you have fulfilled your goal here"; even if they're wrong. this AI agent is fundamentally unable to understand what constitutes good execution.
September 1, 2026 at 1:05 PM
so when another artist sees your piece and recognizes its perfection, it's the most vibrant human connection. they're literally saying "i see you and i feel you have fulfilled your goal here"; even if they're wrong. this AI agent is fundamentally unable to understand what constitutes good execution.
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Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state.
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
September 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state.
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface.
And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
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Air to Ground Message:
ONE PAX ONE FA IN AFT GALLEY REPORT DIRTY SOCK ODOR
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #af1305f30dc
F: #fc96dfbc095
ONE PAX ONE FA IN AFT GALLEY REPORT DIRTY SOCK ODOR
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #af1305f30dc
F: #fc96dfbc095
September 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Air to Ground Message:
ONE PAX ONE FA IN AFT GALLEY REPORT DIRTY SOCK ODOR
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #af1305f30dc
F: #fc96dfbc095
ONE PAX ONE FA IN AFT GALLEY REPORT DIRTY SOCK ODOR
Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321neo
A: #af1305f30dc
F: #fc96dfbc095
Bahaha vpn makes my feed corn free, checkmate artists
September 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Bahaha vpn makes my feed corn free, checkmate artists