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ah shit here we go again
Metroid font generator that says Denny's Spaghetti Dinner
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Early morning ass job
Photo of a sunrise, there's mist present
September 14, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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Yeah same guy.
Tommy Lee Jones in one of the boss coffee commercials, he's pointing at someone off screen
September 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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A Boston terrier looks on at me as im about to feed him, he's around a corner
September 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Worst would I've ever posted
Pussy neck, from this weird ass starship troopers mock up
September 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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UPDATE
The same minion but different, he still looks like he wants to fuck
September 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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A still frame from Oliver Stone's JFK (1991) where Kevin Costner has anime glasses
September 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Would, Japanese parliament
September 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I've also blocked whatever bullshit this is
September 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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John travolta from the wild hogs premiere, he's in what appears to be a wave cap and the text says god forbid a white boy get a lil motion
September 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Would, Japanese parliament
August 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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A screen cap from spiderman 2, where tobey Parker is saying pizza time
August 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Avengers doomsday logo that says Dennys spaghetti dinner
August 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Who wouldn't
Wilford brimley riding a horse, there is an explosion in the background and he's carrying a bow
August 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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which way western man?
Two skeets back to back from no controller, one says titty Friday the other says ass Friday
August 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Would Japanese parliament
August 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Kevin Costner in JFK (1991) w/ the anime glasses
August 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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what a fun way to spend a saturday
Same painting I've now done his goggles
August 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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John travolta from a wild hogs (2007) premier. The meme is his ridiculous costume (I can't prove he's in a wave cap but it feels right) and it says god forbid a white boy get a lil motion
August 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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It gets worse
Same minion, i did the background in spray paint and the foreground is acrylic. Work in progress
August 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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god probably hates me for this
The outlines of a minion in pencil on canvas.
August 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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A hot dog, fresh off the grill. There is only mustard and bun
August 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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I would die for this dog, and she doesn't even know I exist
A chihuahua, named Kitana, in a cross body bag. She's clearly stoned as fuck
August 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Heat, she's got a great ass. But in this instance we're using this reaction to Ed's cooking.
August 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Now that's what i call a spaghetti dinner from Dennys
August 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM