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I promise there will be 100% less DC311 posts here. Ward 5 stuff. Go Birds. 🚲🛴🍻🐶🤙
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that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
Well, nooners are the only good seltzer type drink, and they just cancelled themselves in my book. Barstool is trash.
September 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Well, nooners are the only good seltzer type drink, and they just cancelled themselves in my book. Barstool is trash.
Good, 10mph is too slow for something you pay for in units of time. You can pedal a bike significantly faster. It'll be fine. Menaces will continue to be menaces, just take their right of use away and let us all carry on.
Interesting: @ddotdc.bsky.social is proposing increasing the speed limit on the shared electric scooters from Hopp and Lime that you rent in D.C. For years it has been pegged at 10 mph, but new rules would increase that to 15 mph on streets while keeping it to 10 mph while on sidewalks.
September 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Good, 10mph is too slow for something you pay for in units of time. You can pedal a bike significantly faster. It'll be fine. Menaces will continue to be menaces, just take their right of use away and let us all carry on.
Time to claim element domain if ft myer property to expand the trail. It's too narrow. One more lane bro time.
#MBTpubroll fact from Noma BID: trail gets 5k users a day
September 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Time to claim element domain if ft myer property to expand the trail. It's too narrow. One more lane bro time.
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A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
September 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters.
Choose wisely.
Choose wisely.
More DC native nonsense. The folks who get elected represent the people who live here now. That's it. Period. Things change, and the status quo can always be improved upon. Progress.
In recent weeks, D.C. Democratic State Committee insiders have been arguing over arcane questions around bylaws, @alexkoma.bsky.social reports.
What's raising the stakes of the upcoming leadership election:
What's raising the stakes of the upcoming leadership election:
The drama in the local Democratic party didn’t end with the primaries
The fault lines between progressive and establishment Democrats have only deepened since the election.
51st.news
September 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
More DC native nonsense. The folks who get elected represent the people who live here now. That's it. Period. Things change, and the status quo can always be improved upon. Progress.
I went yesterday and today because I was provided free tickets. This event was terrible from a spectator experience. They should have constructed far more grandstands and provided a means to actually see the cars on track. GA was terrible, concessions were bad. F1 events own whatever this was.
Doug Burgum claims the residents of DC are telling him of the Indycar race, "please, please, do this again next year"
August 23, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I went yesterday and today because I was provided free tickets. This event was terrible from a spectator experience. They should have constructed far more grandstands and provided a means to actually see the cars on track. GA was terrible, concessions were bad. F1 events own whatever this was.
You don't say.
Study Finds Cycling Infrastructure Can Dramatically Increase Bike Commuting.
momentummag.com/study-finds-...
momentummag.com/study-finds-...
August 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
You don't say.
Can we do this in DC, but for GoPuff in Eckington @cmzparker5.bsky.social
“Our residents’ ability to sleep peacefully in their own homes is not negotiable,” is nice.
After noise complaints, judge orders Waymo to stop overnight charging in Santa Monica - Ars Technica share.google/9p9x1kBSENz6...
“Our residents’ ability to sleep peacefully in their own homes is not negotiable,” is nice.
After noise complaints, judge orders Waymo to stop overnight charging in Santa Monica - Ars Technica share.google/9p9x1kBSENz6...
After noise complaints, judge orders Waymo to stop overnight charging in Santa Monica
Autonomous vehicle giant disturbs residents' sleep.
share.google
August 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Can we do this in DC, but for GoPuff in Eckington @cmzparker5.bsky.social
“Our residents’ ability to sleep peacefully in their own homes is not negotiable,” is nice.
After noise complaints, judge orders Waymo to stop overnight charging in Santa Monica - Ars Technica share.google/9p9x1kBSENz6...
“Our residents’ ability to sleep peacefully in their own homes is not negotiable,” is nice.
After noise complaints, judge orders Waymo to stop overnight charging in Santa Monica - Ars Technica share.google/9p9x1kBSENz6...
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Damn! DOJ fucked this case up! nypost.com/2026/07/31/u...
Jeanine Pirro seeks to drop charges against Olympian David Hearn, admits reflecting pool damage was ‘flawed installation’
The July 31 court filing reveals that the sealant at the bottom of the Reflectiong Pool had “[a]lmost immediately” begun peeling after the work.
nypost.com
July 31, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Damn! DOJ fucked this case up! nypost.com/2026/07/31/u...
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🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ is moving to dismiss the indictment against David Hearn in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool case and is admitting the damage was the result of a flawed, botched installation job, not vandalism.
DOJ Seeks to Dismiss Charges Against Olympian It Indicted for "Vandalizing" the Lincoln Memorial.
meidasnews.com
July 31, 2026 at 9:47 PM
🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ is moving to dismiss the indictment against David Hearn in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool case and is admitting the damage was the result of a flawed, botched installation job, not vandalism.
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“Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city,” [says Jean-Louis Missika, Paris’s deputy mayor for urbanisation]. “They are parked 95% of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70kg. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is.”
www.ft.com/content/882e...
www.ft.com/content/882e...
How Paris beat the car
Though chaotic, the city’s transition has become a global role model
www.ft.com
July 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city,” [says Jean-Louis Missika, Paris’s deputy mayor for urbanisation]. “They are parked 95% of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70kg. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is.”
www.ft.com/content/882e...
www.ft.com/content/882e...
Why did no one care that people are pooping on our lettuce. I'm just glad my diet is terrible and I didn't touch the stuff. www.cnn.com/2026/07/25/h...
Cyclospora outbreaks start with human contamination. Nobody has ever been able to figure out how | CNN
As cases of explosive diarrhea continue to rise across the US this summer, health officials are grappling with a longstanding question about the tiny parasite that’s behind all this torment: Just how ...
www.cnn.com
July 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Why did no one care that people are pooping on our lettuce. I'm just glad my diet is terrible and I didn't touch the stuff. www.cnn.com/2026/07/25/h...
jfc.
Elon Musk's tunneling startup is reportedly in talks for a major new funding round.
Elon Musk’s Boring Company reportedly raising funding at a $20 billion valuation | TechCrunch
Elon Musk's tunneling startup is reportedly in talks for a major new funding round.
techcrunch.com
July 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
jfc.
Turns out you don't have to believe in science, but when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
July 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Turns out you don't have to believe in science, but when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
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Check out a new rodent petition tool! This makes it easier to organize your neighbors and handles filling out the PDF that goes to rodent control.
July 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Check out a new rodent petition tool! This makes it easier to organize your neighbors and handles filling out the PDF that goes to rodent control.
So mail in voting is bad and in person voting is bad. We should just not vote and have trump forever? Do I have that right?
Do not fall for it.
Trump has been laying the groundwork to justify massive interference in our midterms. It’s coming on Thursday. Don’t let him fool you.
Trump has been laying the groundwork to justify massive interference in our midterms. It’s coming on Thursday. Don’t let him fool you.
July 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
So mail in voting is bad and in person voting is bad. We should just not vote and have trump forever? Do I have that right?
Everyone always freaks out about lantern flies being invasive, but I started noticing last year, something figured out how to eat their rear abdomen. I assume birds. Let the culling commence!
July 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Everyone always freaks out about lantern flies being invasive, but I started noticing last year, something figured out how to eat their rear abdomen. I assume birds. Let the culling commence!
And this kids, is what a bunch of dork loser traitors look like.
The same Republicans who were hysterical when asked to wear masks to prevent the spread of COVID19 have no problem wearing masks to spread their White Nationalist Christian hatred.
July 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
And this kids, is what a bunch of dork loser traitors look like.
DC Neighborhood Fireworks 1
Federal government fireworks 0
Federal government fireworks 0
July 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Federal government fireworks 0
Federal government fireworks 0
In a first ever, The President is having the biggest and hugeist fireworks ever, so much so, they will extend into a second day, and the 5th of July will be know as Independencer Day, the day of more independence than the 4th of July.
July 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
In a first ever, The President is having the biggest and hugeist fireworks ever, so much so, they will extend into a second day, and the 5th of July will be know as Independencer Day, the day of more independence than the 4th of July.