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Pippin, you idiot!
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|RP|18+|Penned by https://Bumblebee
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@foolofatookpt2.bsky.social
· Aug 13
“It's good. Definitely from the Shire. Longbottom Leaf."
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🥕: Writer is above the age of 25.
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Penned lovingly by:
Bumblebee
🥕: 18+ for adult themes such as smoking and drinking
🥕:MDNI
🥕: Writer is above the age of 25.
🥕: Dm for plots, don’t be weird.
Penned lovingly by:
Bumblebee
“Suuuure you will pip.”
He grinned smugly, hooking his thumbs in his pockets again.
He grinned smugly, hooking his thumbs in his pockets again.
Pippin simply sighs, rolling his eyes.
“Fine…. Fine, you win this time! But next time, I’ll… do… something to get back at you too!”
“Fine…. Fine, you win this time! But next time, I’ll… do… something to get back at you too!”
“I wasn’t doin nothing.”
He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
August 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
“Suuuure you will pip.”
He grinned smugly, hooking his thumbs in his pockets again.
He grinned smugly, hooking his thumbs in his pockets again.
“I wasn’t doin nothing.”
He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
"Yes, but -- but it doesn't have to -- to be all of us!!" Pippin sputters. "C'mon Merry, jus' fess up!"
“The prancing pony, all of which /you/ were with me.”
August 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
“I wasn’t doin nothing.”
He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
He scoffed. It was his Longbottom leaf. Unless pippin had something to trade for it.
“The prancing pony, all of which /you/ were with me.”
“What about the ale from The Plough and Stars then?!” Pippin accuses. “Or — or that nice tankard from — from — er — which inn was that from again…?”
“You drank it with me, if you tell. I tell!”
He shouted back at him.
“That was the deal!”
He shouted back at him.
“That was the deal!”
August 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“The prancing pony, all of which /you/ were with me.”
“You drank it with me, if you tell. I tell!”
He shouted back at him.
“That was the deal!”
He shouted back at him.
“That was the deal!”
“I’ll tell Farmer Maggot on you!” Pippin threatens, then gasps. “No, wait! I’ll tell Hob about the ale you stole from the Green Dragon last week!”
“I wasn’t doing anything.”
He would not give him an inch.
He would not give him an inch.
August 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
“You drank it with me, if you tell. I tell!”
He shouted back at him.
“That was the deal!”
He shouted back at him.
“That was the deal!”
“I wasn’t doing anything.”
He would not give him an inch.
He would not give him an inch.
“Sure you do!” Pippin sighs again. “Come on, out with it!”
Merry stumbled a little as he was shoved.
“Hey! I don’t know what you’re insinuating!”
“Hey! I don’t know what you’re insinuating!”
August 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“I wasn’t doing anything.”
He would not give him an inch.
He would not give him an inch.
Merry stumbled a little as he was shoved.
“Hey! I don’t know what you’re insinuating!”
“Hey! I don’t know what you’re insinuating!”
“Before that!” Pippin rolls his eyes. “When I found you, you were — Merry!!” He shoves his kinsman teasingly.
“Just tell me!”
“Just tell me!”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, we’re going to the Green Dragon to get Pints and eat as many meat pies as we can.”
August 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Merry stumbled a little as he was shoved.
“Hey! I don’t know what you’re insinuating!”
“Hey! I don’t know what you’re insinuating!”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, we’re going to the Green Dragon to get Pints and eat as many meat pies as we can.”
Pippin chuckles, then cocks his head.
"Wait... you were trying to distract me from somethin', weren't you!"
"Wait... you were trying to distract me from somethin', weren't you!"
“We’re a bad influence on each other. But then again we’re cousins.”
He shrugged.
He shrugged.
August 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, we’re going to the Green Dragon to get Pints and eat as many meat pies as we can.”
“We’re a bad influence on each other. But then again we’re cousins.”
He shrugged.
He shrugged.
Pippin giggles.
“One might think I’m havin’ a bad influence on YOU ‘stead of the other way around!”
“One might think I’m havin’ a bad influence on YOU ‘stead of the other way around!”
“I did not! They just needed to stretch their legs.”
He pouts and huffs.
He pouts and huffs.
August 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
“We’re a bad influence on each other. But then again we’re cousins.”
He shrugged.
He shrugged.
“I did not! They just needed to stretch their legs.”
He pouts and huffs.
He pouts and huffs.
“I bet it was Ted Sandyman’s, wasn’t it?” Pippin snickered. “You just wanted to chase all his chickens!”
“I still am! I was fired from a farm. If you must know.”
He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
August 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“I did not! They just needed to stretch their legs.”
He pouts and huffs.
He pouts and huffs.
“I still am! I was fired from a farm. If you must know.”
He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
“Fired!” Pippin giggles. “Fired how? You’re going to be the leader of Buckland someday! Who would fire you?”
“I have had a job before!…. Got fired from it. BUT I did have one.”
He scoffs.
He scoffs.
August 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“I still am! I was fired from a farm. If you must know.”
He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
He definitely ate a lot of the crops and slept the whole time l.
“I have had a job before!…. Got fired from it. BUT I did have one.”
He scoffs.
He scoffs.
“What job?” Pippin asks innocently. He lets out a laugh.
“I already know the answer! It’s none! Merry, don’t fool yourself!”
“I already know the answer! It’s none! Merry, don’t fool yourself!”
“You certainly wouldn’t know a days work if it bit you”
He scoffs at the notion.
“And for your information I have had a job before.”
He was bluffing.
He scoffs at the notion.
“And for your information I have had a job before.”
He was bluffing.
August 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
“I have had a job before!…. Got fired from it. BUT I did have one.”
He scoffs.
He scoffs.
“You certainly wouldn’t know a days work if it bit you”
He scoffs at the notion.
“And for your information I have had a job before.”
He was bluffing.
He scoffs at the notion.
“And for your information I have had a job before.”
He was bluffing.
“What!! I would too!” Pippin protests, eyes going as large and round as an owl’s.
“I — I dare say you wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it came up to you and — and offered you a snack!”
“I — I dare say you wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it came up to you and — and offered you a snack!”
“Work?”
Merry stops dead in his tracks.
“Pip, you wouldn’t know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.”
He crosses his arms across his chest.
Merry stops dead in his tracks.
“Pip, you wouldn’t know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.”
He crosses his arms across his chest.
August 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“You certainly wouldn’t know a days work if it bit you”
He scoffs at the notion.
“And for your information I have had a job before.”
He was bluffing.
He scoffs at the notion.
“And for your information I have had a job before.”
He was bluffing.
“Work?”
Merry stops dead in his tracks.
“Pip, you wouldn’t know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.”
He crosses his arms across his chest.
Merry stops dead in his tracks.
“Pip, you wouldn’t know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.”
He crosses his arms across his chest.
“I was busy!” Pippin protests. “Busy… working!”
In fact, he’d been doing nothing of the sort. Pippin had chosen the afternoon to sleep his cares away by a gentle stream.
In fact, he’d been doing nothing of the sort. Pippin had chosen the afternoon to sleep his cares away by a gentle stream.
“You should have joined me, I looked for you. You weren’t home.”
He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
August 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Work?”
Merry stops dead in his tracks.
“Pip, you wouldn’t know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.”
He crosses his arms across his chest.
Merry stops dead in his tracks.
“Pip, you wouldn’t know work if it hit you in the head. I bet you were just sleepin.”
He crosses his arms across his chest.
“You should have joined me, I looked for you. You weren’t home.”
He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
“No! It’s… it’s just…”
Pippin rolls his eyes.
“You really could have saved some of those vegetables for me, you know!!”
Pippin rolls his eyes.
“You really could have saved some of those vegetables for me, you know!!”
“You calling me a liar?”
His brow raises slightly in shock.
“How could you.”
His brow raises slightly in shock.
“How could you.”
August 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
“You should have joined me, I looked for you. You weren’t home.”
He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
He shrugged and hooked his thumbs in the hem of his pants.
“You calling me a liar?”
His brow raises slightly in shock.
“How could you.”
His brow raises slightly in shock.
“How could you.”
“Merry, wait!!” Pippin rushes to join his cousin.
“Have you really just been at Farmer Maggot’s!!”
“Have you really just been at Farmer Maggot’s!!”
“Then, to the Green Dragon!”
He turns to start the journey.
“Off we go!”
He turns to start the journey.
“Off we go!”
August 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
“You calling me a liar?”
His brow raises slightly in shock.
“How could you.”
His brow raises slightly in shock.
“How could you.”
“Then, to the Green Dragon!”
He turns to start the journey.
“Off we go!”
He turns to start the journey.
“Off we go!”
“Well!” Pippin puffs himself up.
“I — I could go for two! Maybe four! Let’s go — if we’re lucky, we’ll be able to get there before they run out of the best brew today!”
“I — I could go for two! Maybe four! Let’s go — if we’re lucky, we’ll be able to get there before they run out of the best brew today!”
“Nope, ate it all. Should have come with me. It was crunchy.”
He shrugged.
“I could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.”
He shrugged.
“I could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.”
August 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
“Then, to the Green Dragon!”
He turns to start the journey.
“Off we go!”
He turns to start the journey.
“Off we go!”
“Nope, ate it all. Should have come with me. It was crunchy.”
He shrugged.
“I could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.”
He shrugged.
“I could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.”
“Celery!” Pippin brightens up immediately. “Can I have some?! I’m starving. Say, what do you say we pop down to the Green Dragon later too? For old time’s sake?”
“You found the carrots, I swiped the celery.”
He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit.
“No, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.”
He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit.
“No, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.”
He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
August 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
“Nope, ate it all. Should have come with me. It was crunchy.”
He shrugged.
“I could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.”
He shrugged.
“I could go for a whole pint, and maybe a whole mince pie.”
“You found the carrots, I swiped the celery.”
He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit.
“No, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.”
He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit.
“No, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.”
He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
“Found some good eats? But I stole the latest crop of carrots!”
Pippin frowns lightly, not being dissuaded. He folds his arms, then sighs.
“I’m just glad I found you, Merry! I was worried. I was worried you’d gone off like Frodo!”
Pippin frowns lightly, not being dissuaded. He folds his arms, then sighs.
“I’m just glad I found you, Merry! I was worried. I was worried you’d gone off like Frodo!”
Dang it, he quickly puts the pipe behind his back.
“Oh. You know… just around. Raiding Farmer Maggot’s garden. Found some good eats.”
Distract.
“Oh. You know… just around. Raiding Farmer Maggot’s garden. Found some good eats.”
Distract.
August 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“You found the carrots, I swiped the celery.”
He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit.
“No, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.”
He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
He rocked on his heels a bit out of habit.
“No, I would never leave the Shire. Not again at least.”
He slowly tucks the pipe in a back pocket.
Dang it, he quickly puts the pipe behind his back.
“Oh. You know… just around. Raiding Farmer Maggot’s garden. Found some good eats.”
Distract.
“Oh. You know… just around. Raiding Farmer Maggot’s garden. Found some good eats.”
Distract.
“Merry! Merry, where have you been—“
Pippin bounds through the clearing and stops short when he sees his cousin. Brows furrow. Eyes widen at what Merry holds.
“Is that my pipe?!”
Pippin bounds through the clearing and stops short when he sees his cousin. Brows furrow. Eyes widen at what Merry holds.
“Is that my pipe?!”
He quickly scans around for Pippin.
Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf.
He wasn’t about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf.
He wasn’t about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
August 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Dang it, he quickly puts the pipe behind his back.
“Oh. You know… just around. Raiding Farmer Maggot’s garden. Found some good eats.”
Distract.
“Oh. You know… just around. Raiding Farmer Maggot’s garden. Found some good eats.”
Distract.
He quickly scans around for Pippin.
Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf.
He wasn’t about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf.
He wasn’t about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
August 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
He quickly scans around for Pippin.
Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf.
He wasn’t about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
Not finding him, he pulls out his pipe and quickly fills it with Longbottom leaf.
He wasn’t about to share it with Pippin. He paid good money for this.
“It's good. Definitely from the Shire. Longbottom Leaf."
🥕: 18+ for adult themes such as smoking and drinking
🥕:MDNI
🥕: Writer is above the age of 25.
🥕: Dm for plots, don’t be weird.
Penned lovingly by:
Bumblebee
🥕: 18+ for adult themes such as smoking and drinking
🥕:MDNI
🥕: Writer is above the age of 25.
🥕: Dm for plots, don’t be weird.
Penned lovingly by:
Bumblebee
August 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
“It's good. Definitely from the Shire. Longbottom Leaf."
🥕: 18+ for adult themes such as smoking and drinking
🥕:MDNI
🥕: Writer is above the age of 25.
🥕: Dm for plots, don’t be weird.
Penned lovingly by:
Bumblebee
🥕: 18+ for adult themes such as smoking and drinking
🥕:MDNI
🥕: Writer is above the age of 25.
🥕: Dm for plots, don’t be weird.
Penned lovingly by:
Bumblebee