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'You are an ant in the afterbirth. And you owe me awe!'
October 8, 2026 at 8:12 AM
The equivalent of promising to build a whole fleet of battleships a year after the battle of Midway or train a million new cavalry units in 1920.

Iran literally just proved billion dollar modern air defence is useless against waves of drones that cost less than a car.
October 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Next time someone's screaming at a nurse for trying to treat their life threatening injury whilst being brown, I will strut over and hand them a vouchers for a meal for 2 at nandos.

This is how we cross the divide people.
October 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
My friend showing me the opening of a resident evil 2 when we were about 9. The sounds of Kendo being eaten alive was traumatizing.
October 5, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Can you imagine society If we all worshiped nature, broke into song all the time and burned the occasional police officer.
Lawyer Lionel Hutz's Idealistic Vision
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October 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
October 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Queer Theory about ending violent exploitation 🚫

Discord arguments about Yaoi Vs Yuri ☑️
October 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The press has had its agenda to smash trans rights and lay the groundwork to get a bunch of immigrants killed. Now it's time to make sure the 'sensible moderates' lock in their gains before they move onto the disabled and the elderly.

The KGB would envy their hold over society.
October 1, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I love pinball and I wish Nintendo would just get Zen to make them a new game. (Yeah they've lost a lot of their magic but Pinball M still showed they can make amazing tables).
October 1, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I'd recommend just changing the name of the fee itself to more accurately reflect the BBC and it's modern values. Something like PPT (Pedo Protection Tax) or GIK licence (Get immigrants killed).
October 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Alexis Rose: I'm Listening
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October 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
'I'm here looking at sandwiches. And someone who knows an awful lot about sandwiches, is this comedian you sort of recognise from a show that was on forty years ago. Now you and sandwiches, how did that start?'

'Oh I developed a deep interest in sandwiches when filming that thing I was famous for.'
September 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Honestly I don't see how this can't bring down most of English football. Man City might have been the most obvious but the corruption is so deep in the game now it may just topple the house of cards.

I switched over to watching the womens and I hope (vainly) that they won't be brought down too.
September 29, 2026 at 7:52 PM
'I dunno Del. It's a bit risky int it?'

'Oh come on Rodders! Syphoning a bit of petrol off a farmer? It's not like they're gonna send the bloody SAS out is it?'
Only Fools and Horses: Surprised Reaction
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September 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I'm so upset about Ninja Theory. Senua looked amazing and now it will only ever be a trailer.
September 29, 2026 at 10:34 AM
The interesting bit would be the sheer number of oddball exclusives the OG Xbox has that went nowhere. Blinx, voodoo Vince, Azurik (Rose of Peritha), Derrick Cole (Breakdown), Tex (Brute Force), Rahman (Galleon). They had oddworld, dead or alive and ninja gaiden. The 'no exclusives rep' is 360 era.
September 29, 2026 at 7:39 AM
'Death is slow in the great white nothing!' is burned into my brain.

Also a handy turn of phrase for villages in Yorkshire that vote 110% reform.
Sir John Franklin in The Terror Snowstorm
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September 28, 2026 at 9:11 AM
When bubblegum pop from the 60's makes the Spotify top ten without fail and sales charts exist for boomers to Facebook meme some fake country music into relevance I think it's time we just admit that mass popular music is dead.

This whole thing is the DMT induced spasms of the monoculture dying.
September 28, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Homer Simpson: It's Funny 'Cause It's True
ALT: Homer Simpson: It's Funny 'Cause It's True
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September 27, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Sailor Moon was good groundwork for how heterosexual romances work. About 500 episodes of me screaming 'JUST HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION YOU IDIOTS'.
September 27, 2026 at 9:23 AM
It's so sad that out generations MKULTRA is a whole bunch of insecure men convincing themselves sissy hypno is real.
September 22, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I keep trying to replay this with an open mind and it's still tedious and kinda dull. Gameplay is pretty bare bones, story is Hideo Kojima with no spice, the uncanny valley is super strong. A real 'I love what it could have been' kinda game.
September 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
One for Dread and a nice boost and mouse control update for Prime remastered please. I'll even pay their stupid upgrade fee.
September 22, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I've been trying to get help for a mental health crisis for 2 months. I've dropped weight dramatically from not eating and been unable to work because I'm terrified I'm going to hurt someone.

My GP said 'Try to eat a bit more.'

And this is the best GP I've ever had.
September 22, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Nintendo screwing Sony over is a bit of a myth. They signed a bad contract with Sony that meant they would have lost money on the SNES CDs. They tried to renegotiate it but Sony said no. At that point it was either break the deal or explain why you're making a loss on your own products.
September 22, 2026 at 8:15 AM