Carol Wotcher
@formerlycoomber.bsky.social
non credible threat
Opinions are like arseholes. Especially yours
October 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Opinions are like arseholes. Especially yours
She's alright but she's Noemi
September 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM
She's alright but she's Noemi
Financial gain while in public office by manipulating or having foreknowledge of events should be a capital offence.
September 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Financial gain while in public office by manipulating or having foreknowledge of events should be a capital offence.
Passive income is only possible in an environment with infrastructure created through taxation. Tax it.
September 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Passive income is only possible in an environment with infrastructure created through taxation. Tax it.
It's still possible to make a really yummy dinner
August 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It's still possible to make a really yummy dinner
This is just like when I dreamt I escaped from an American prison down a sand dune on the back of a motorbike with the aid of Robert Smith of the Cure and when we went to the train station to collect our luggage my wife woke me up by kicking me in the shin. In her dream she was stamping on a rat.
July 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
This is just like when I dreamt I escaped from an American prison down a sand dune on the back of a motorbike with the aid of Robert Smith of the Cure and when we went to the train station to collect our luggage my wife woke me up by kicking me in the shin. In her dream she was stamping on a rat.
Look, I get it. See how it is now mine
July 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Look, I get it. See how it is now mine
Well done to the fan in the bedroom we left switched on when we went away 10 days ago
They also serve, those that blow pointlessly
They also serve, those that blow pointlessly
July 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Well done to the fan in the bedroom we left switched on when we went away 10 days ago
They also serve, those that blow pointlessly
They also serve, those that blow pointlessly
Get on the fast track to yum
Eat a plum
Eat a plum
June 22, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Get on the fast track to yum
Eat a plum
Eat a plum
My EU mains adaptor works in about 50% of Italian sockets; the other 50%, it breaks
June 12, 2026 at 8:32 AM
My EU mains adaptor works in about 50% of Italian sockets; the other 50%, it breaks
Healthy Life Expectancy? Fuck you!
May 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Healthy Life Expectancy? Fuck you!
This is just like when I dreamt Ted Heath came to my party and he brought a girlfriend and a bottle of scotch and was much more fun than everyone says.
April 26, 2026 at 6:10 AM
This is just like when I dreamt Ted Heath came to my party and he brought a girlfriend and a bottle of scotch and was much more fun than everyone says.
Stop saying granular
March 24, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Stop saying granular
This tells you everything you need to know
March 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
This tells you everything you need to know
I love Jub Jub, he's everywhere I wanna be
March 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I love Jub Jub, he's everywhere I wanna be
I'm practicing my conga line dancing for that special day
March 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I'm practicing my conga line dancing for that special day
Lunch is but a distant memory
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Lunch is but a distant memory
hanging's not good enough for me
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 AM
hanging's not good enough for me
to loos we trek
February 5, 2026 at 9:34 AM
to loos we trek
Far be it from me
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Far be it from me
Ohio: what you say when you discover your partner in bed with a dog
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Ohio: what you say when you discover your partner in bed with a dog
THAT is a brassiere
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
THAT is a brassiere
Cauliflower trying to escape
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Cauliflower trying to escape
This is just like when I dreamt my captor had me comb through a giant pile of mouldering Roman war dead looking for a specific type of flip flop he wanted to copy and sell.
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is just like when I dreamt my captor had me comb through a giant pile of mouldering Roman war dead looking for a specific type of flip flop he wanted to copy and sell.