ForrestWalken
@forrestwalken.bsky.social
🌲 A wise(ish) old tree 🌲
Turn me into cardboard when I die.
Turn me into cardboard when I die.
Thinking about how a plane modelled after the old West could have been so good if it was all new characters and a fresh take on the subject matter, but it will never happen now because of OTJ.
August 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Thinking about how a plane modelled after the old West could have been so good if it was all new characters and a fresh take on the subject matter, but it will never happen now because of OTJ.
I always check the news* first thing in the morning.
*MTGO challenge results
*MTGO challenge results
August 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I always check the news* first thing in the morning.
*MTGO challenge results
*MTGO challenge results
If you have a bunch of boxed Funko Pops in the background of your YouTube video, I am forced to disregard your opinion.
August 23, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If you have a bunch of boxed Funko Pops in the background of your YouTube video, I am forced to disregard your opinion.
Every day I stray further from God's light (closer to trying Riftbound)
August 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Every day I stray further from God's light (closer to trying Riftbound)
Outside of basic necessities, my biggest expenses are:
-Magic the Gathering cards
-Various organic nut butters
-Magic the Gathering cards
-Various organic nut butters
August 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Outside of basic necessities, my biggest expenses are:
-Magic the Gathering cards
-Various organic nut butters
-Magic the Gathering cards
-Various organic nut butters
It's hard to argue that today's Standard bans weren't a net positive thing, but I'd be lying if I said the frequency and amount of cards getting banned in the format during the past few years isn't troubling.
August 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It's hard to argue that today's Standard bans weren't a net positive thing, but I'd be lying if I said the frequency and amount of cards getting banned in the format during the past few years isn't troubling.
As someone who came close to buying Badgermole Cubs multiple times, I'm feeling extremely vindicated.
August 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
As someone who came close to buying Badgermole Cubs multiple times, I'm feeling extremely vindicated.
Every time I consider dipping my toes in Riftbound I remember that the resource system's art is bland and lacks whimsy.
August 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Every time I consider dipping my toes in Riftbound I remember that the resource system's art is bland and lacks whimsy.
3-0-1 at The Hobbit prerelease. Only ended up putting two rares in my deck, but these wolves have some bite!
August 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
3-0-1 at The Hobbit prerelease. Only ended up putting two rares in my deck, but these wolves have some bite!
Finally bought all the cards for a Modern deck just in time for the RCQ season to be over. At least fetch lands never go out of style.
August 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Finally bought all the cards for a Modern deck just in time for the RCQ season to be over. At least fetch lands never go out of style.
This is how I feel anytime someone casts Jeskai Revelation
July 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This is how I feel anytime someone casts Jeskai Revelation
Magic players can't read Infinite Jest. They can only read Arbitrarily Large Jest.
May 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Magic players can't read Infinite Jest. They can only read Arbitrarily Large Jest.
I had a nightmare last night that I found a copy of Steam Vents in my bulk.
May 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I had a nightmare last night that I found a copy of Steam Vents in my bulk.
Looks like I'm going to make it to the Regional Championship after all. Gonna play a shit deck and see what happens (Rakdos Discard, maybe Mardu but not loving that version after a few test games)
May 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Looks like I'm going to make it to the Regional Championship after all. Gonna play a shit deck and see what happens (Rakdos Discard, maybe Mardu but not loving that version after a few test games)
The theme of my prerelease pool was "lots of ramp and mana fixing, nothing to ramp into"
April 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The theme of my prerelease pool was "lots of ramp and mana fixing, nothing to ramp into"
Qualified for the Canadian RC next month, but don't think I'm going to make it because of travel expenses 🥲
April 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Qualified for the Canadian RC next month, but don't think I'm going to make it because of travel expenses 🥲
Apparently our punishment for complaining enough to get Cori-Steel Cutter and Vivi banned is 4 more years of busted Izzet cards.
April 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Apparently our punishment for complaining enough to get Cori-Steel Cutter and Vivi banned is 4 more years of busted Izzet cards.
Once again I am tapping the sign.
WotC come back! You forgot to ban Enduring Curiosity!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Once again I am tapping the sign.
How it feels to be forced into Rakdos in a #MTGxSpiderMan (OM1) draft.
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How it feels to be forced into Rakdos in a #MTGxSpiderMan (OM1) draft.
Reposted by ForrestWalken
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
Skipping the RCQ I was planning to attend today because I've been sick the last few days.
The next RC is too far for me to travel to anyway, but I wanted to test the revamped version of my beloved Insidious Roots deck (added a single Eddie Brock).
The next RC is too far for me to travel to anyway, but I wanted to test the revamped version of my beloved Insidious Roots deck (added a single Eddie Brock).
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Skipping the RCQ I was planning to attend today because I've been sick the last few days.
The next RC is too far for me to travel to anyway, but I wanted to test the revamped version of my beloved Insidious Roots deck (added a single Eddie Brock).
The next RC is too far for me to travel to anyway, but I wanted to test the revamped version of my beloved Insidious Roots deck (added a single Eddie Brock).
I assumed EOE meant there wouldn't be a Star Trek set, but I'm actually pretty excited for this one.
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I assumed EOE meant there wouldn't be a Star Trek set, but I'm actually pretty excited for this one.
Reposted by ForrestWalken
There's two types of standard players:
1) "I bought my Starting Towns months ago for $10"
2) "I refuse to buy Starting Towns"
1) "I bought my Starting Towns months ago for $10"
2) "I refuse to buy Starting Towns"
August 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There's two types of standard players:
1) "I bought my Starting Towns months ago for $10"
2) "I refuse to buy Starting Towns"
1) "I bought my Starting Towns months ago for $10"
2) "I refuse to buy Starting Towns"
Hard Mode Quiz!
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Yes, I am equally useless in real life!
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Yes, I am equally useless in real life!
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hard Mode Quiz!
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Yes, I am equally useless in real life!
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
Yes, I am equally useless in real life!