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Fossilized Nerd (Jesse)
@fossilizednerd.bsky.social
Fangame Dev, RPG player, professional document manager, organizer. History grad.
(Currently WIP on a game w/ @feebelle!)
Formerly @JBro63pt9
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128 in-game days.

I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet.

This is a very, very special game.

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My firefox just rebooted itself out of nowhere and now it's ourple

why is it ourple
September 29, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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And I've given it a full review! Brothership was a wonderful time. Excited to see where Acquire goes next with this side series, hopefully by 2028 or '29. Let's have the next one cook to perfection.
September 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
At last, I'm done Brothership. This game got shockingly hard compared to the rest of the series in its mandatory sections, usually they reserve the hard content for optional side modes with hefty rewards attached... but either way, a quite good game. It does overdue backtracking though lol
September 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
OOOOOKAY I was very wrong lmao

I forgot the classic "collect x maguffins" quest these games always have... but my goodness what a shift
I'm definitely feeling the end is upon me now that I've defeated / solved what appears to be every single sidequest and optional boss before entering the last dungeon in the middle of the map...

I do recall seeing a lot of complaints the game was too long, I can see it but don't agree honestly
September 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
YESSSSSS
September 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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128 in-game days.

I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet.

This is a very, very special game.

backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
Fossilized_Nerd's review of Blue Prince | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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August 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Horrifying notification to receive
September 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Having finally played my copy of Super Mystery Dungeon on 3DS to completion, I can now finally say

WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT
September 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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It’s finally out
July 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Whoever it was at Adobe, Google, and every other company foisting AI on the common users through IN-APPLICATION ADVERTISEMENTS WHEN WE ALREADY PAY FOR THE SERVICE, I wish you a very Termination of Employment
September 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I've seen an enormous amount of takes on the OOT style and as a whole I don't really know if I dislike it or like it, but I'll definitely give the team that it is DISTINCT and hyper-detailed. I firmly agree with the person I reposted earlier that they're aiming for Rococo... for better AND worse lol
September 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
September 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Weird way to headline their main intent being Onimusha sold 1mil in a single week which is a TREMENDOUS accomplishment for a dormant IP

Capcom has said this before, very recently, and they emphasized Mega Man, Ace Attorney, and Devil May Cry. This was before they announced Dual Override, too...
September 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
So I'm playing a Mario game and I just delivered a package to a fellow working in an office under suspicious circumstances...

...you mean to tell me I delivered a shoddy stone carving of a woman with exaggerated bazongas in a Mario game??
September 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This isn't a controversy, it's a moral barrier to entry. Either you tell Sega it's ok to use GenAI by purchasing this even if they removed it following backlash, or you don't buy the game and Sega's shareholders somehow conclude CT is not a popular series anymore if they're able to ignore the outcry
Gen-AI controversy aside, after 30 minutes with Crazy Taxi: World Tour, it feels like classic arcade Sega - and it's an absolute blast

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September 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
DOUBLE DASH LAN CONNECTION HAS SOME COMPETITION??
a look at Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - 8 player split-screen on Switch 2
September 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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"I mean, everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis, right? They're just like, 'Yeah, but did you use AI on your commits?'"
Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis'
"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game."
www.pcgamer.com
September 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Ok THREE I guess, can we actually get the right one next time or what
It is a HORRIBLE week to be 80 years old, oh my goodness. We really lost Dolly and Tim Curry on the same day of the year, one in the morning and one very late at night.

RIP to two incredible legends
August 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
128 in-game days.

I've finally "finished" Blue Prince. Every known thing in the game has been done. Needless to say, this quickly became my longest review yet.

This is a very, very special game.

backloggd.com/u/Fossilized...
Fossilized_Nerd's review of Blue Prince | Backloggd
This review contains spoilers!
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August 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
It is a HORRIBLE week to be 80 years old, oh my goodness. We really lost Dolly and Tim Curry on the same day of the year, one in the morning and one very late at night.

RIP to two incredible legends
August 26, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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My review of PLvsAA is up! A fun experience I absolutely do not regret hesitating-upon, as it's served as a fun springboard into another franchise I am now confident I will come to enjoy.
August 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Fuck me that was grueling
August 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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My review of PLvsAA is up! A fun experience I absolutely do not regret hesitating-upon, as it's served as a fun springboard into another franchise I am now confident I will come to enjoy.
August 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
At long, long last- I have played and completed every single Ace Attorney game. My last title was the Layton crossover, and I wrapped the final case tonight.

Boy do I love this goofy ass series
August 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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1000xRESIST is OUT NOW on Nintendo Switch 2.

After all the compromises made on Switch 1, this feels like a full circle moment.

PC quality, high resolutions, and haptics have come to the portable experience.
August 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM