Bass Riff Merchant
@fourstringbastard.bsky.social
Writer & Thunderous Bass Riff Merchant
So The View and Jimmy Kimmel shouldn’t be allowed to air their interviews with James Tallarico, but it’s cool if ESPN College Gameday has Ted Cruz. Do I have that right?
September 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
So The View and Jimmy Kimmel shouldn’t be allowed to air their interviews with James Tallarico, but it’s cool if ESPN College Gameday has Ted Cruz. Do I have that right?
It’s also on Trump’s stupid coin.
September 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It’s also on Trump’s stupid coin.
Apropos of nothing, it feels like a good time to revisit this @scalzi.com classic. 🫠
September 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Apropos of nothing, it feels like a good time to revisit this @scalzi.com classic. 🫠
I wonder why Republicans decided to have a midterm RNC convention.
Oh, that’s right…
Oh, that’s right…
September 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I wonder why Republicans decided to have a midterm RNC convention.
Oh, that’s right…
Oh, that’s right…
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
September 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
Someone on another site suggested that, since 5/4 is Star Wars Day, then 9/25 should be Dolly Day.
I think this should be implemented immediately.
I think this should be implemented immediately.
August 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Someone on another site suggested that, since 5/4 is Star Wars Day, then 9/25 should be Dolly Day.
I think this should be implemented immediately.
I think this should be implemented immediately.
This one hits hard. 😔
Safe travels, Dolly.
Safe travels, Dolly.
August 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
This one hits hard. 😔
Safe travels, Dolly.
Safe travels, Dolly.
Project 2025, Chapter 10
August 25, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Project 2025, Chapter 10
Possibly the dumbest dumbass America has ever produced.
August 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Possibly the dumbest dumbass America has ever produced.
Whether in fiction or real life: Always punch Nazis.
August 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Whether in fiction or real life: Always punch Nazis.
Meanwhile, back in reality…
August 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Meanwhile, back in reality…
As it happens, I dropped by my local B&N this afternoon specifically for that purpose. 😎
August 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
As it happens, I dropped by my local B&N this afternoon specifically for that purpose. 😎
This bad boy. 😎🐉
August 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
This bad boy. 😎🐉
Umm, sure…okay. 😒
August 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Umm, sure…okay. 😒
Every time I see Bessent.
July 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every time I see Bessent.
July 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Saving this for when it doesn’t happen.
July 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Saving this for when it doesn’t happen.