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I have a strong feeling that Howe didn’t know how to get the best from that Newcastle team. All the players that struggled under him seem to be doing well now.
August 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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THE CHANGES (1975): Seminal dark and dystopian eco-sci-fi-cum-folk horror serial for, as this BBC voiceover puts it, "older children". A mysterious noise causes the populace to destroy all technology, resulting in a feudal, pre-industrial Britain. One schoolgirl is on a quest to find her parents...
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that if you’d just hit auto select at the start of the fpl season you’d be better off?
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Another drokkin' year
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Merry Christmas everyone
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Do we really have to take DCL seriously now? Please no I was comfortable with him being a joke.
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m hoping Isak keeps dropping because he’s going to be dynamite in the second half of the season
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wondering if @fpljoe.bsky.social decided on Dub in goal?
October 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My bus team is a car crash
August 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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"Since the laptop ran out of charge, I don't know which #fpl players to choose," said George glumly.

"Toss it," said Dick, "it's evidence."

"And we all got so wasted we forgot my name is Anne, not Jane," said Anne, not Jane. "Plus, Julian just stares into space, saying Anderson or Andersen."
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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FPL Tips
August 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Can anyone help? I’ve become obsessed with putting Declan Rice in my team this season. What are the pros and cons? My head says no but my gut says yes.
August 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Best goat based adventure story I’ll read today.
The “rectum-resembling ruminants” themselves, the Vibrating Bum-Faced Goats of @vizcomic.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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There's a new issue (Viz 348) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk
August 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz345bs
May 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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In 16 yrs I don’t think I’ve ever got double digit returns from my entire defence before , even in a dgw. #fpl
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sarr can do it for the FA cup but for my team…..
April 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don’t know about you but triple palace might have been a mistake
April 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This gameweek has all the hallmarks of Cole Palmer mega haul just to teach me a lesson in patience
April 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When your gameweek comes down to one player who will determine if your arrow is red or green, there are some players I immediately lose all confidence in.

Bowen is one of them for me.
March 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Bowen back in contention for West Ham start on Monday. Changed transfer plans?
January 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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A heads-up on using the AM chip for those unaware - when you activate it and select your manager, you *cannot* then change your mind and select a different manager without using another transfer. So don't activate unless you're 100% sure of your decision....

#FPL
#FPLCommunity
January 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM