Haplo
@fplhaplo.bsky.social
Here to chat about FPL for the most part, best OR ever around 23k in the 21/22 season.
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When you transfered Elanga in this gw in fpl but you get Leif Davis 14 points as autosub… 😂
September 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
When you transfered Elanga in this gw in fpl but you get Leif Davis 14 points as autosub… 😂
Semenyo having a stinker, offside every single time so far.
September 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Semenyo having a stinker, offside every single time so far.
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So FIFA boss guy is offering all nation's football teams £30m each if they approve him and Trump making a company to run football that could be a £20 billion company. Not a bribe, no, not at all. Bunch of corrupt rich cunts.
July 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
So FIFA boss guy is offering all nation's football teams £30m each if they approve him and Trump making a company to run football that could be a £20 billion company. Not a bribe, no, not at all. Bunch of corrupt rich cunts.
Englands tactic in this game is to pass to Madueke who sux? 🤷♂️
July 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Englands tactic in this game is to pass to Madueke who sux? 🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Warren: "The Republicans have distinguished themselves as a group by their absolute inability to stand up to Donald Trump. There has been only one basic move that Republicans in the Senate can make, and that is to bow down to the Great Trump."
June 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Elizabeth Warren: "The Republicans have distinguished themselves as a group by their absolute inability to stand up to Donald Trump. There has been only one basic move that Republicans in the Senate can make, and that is to bow down to the Great Trump."
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Sen. Chris Murphy: "It's a multi-billion dollar payoff to Iran in exchange for nothing ... Iran won. Trump surrendered."
June 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Sen. Chris Murphy: "It's a multi-billion dollar payoff to Iran in exchange for nothing ... Iran won. Trump surrendered."
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NO DEAL.
Iran rejects Trump's new claim that he reached an agreement to cancel tonight's strikes on Iran as baseless, saying no agreement has been approved at all, and all of Trump's words should be disregarded like all his previous 38 times deal-imminent announcements over two months, per Tasnim.
Iran rejects Trump's new claim that he reached an agreement to cancel tonight's strikes on Iran as baseless, saying no agreement has been approved at all, and all of Trump's words should be disregarded like all his previous 38 times deal-imminent announcements over two months, per Tasnim.
June 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
NO DEAL.
Iran rejects Trump's new claim that he reached an agreement to cancel tonight's strikes on Iran as baseless, saying no agreement has been approved at all, and all of Trump's words should be disregarded like all his previous 38 times deal-imminent announcements over two months, per Tasnim.
Iran rejects Trump's new claim that he reached an agreement to cancel tonight's strikes on Iran as baseless, saying no agreement has been approved at all, and all of Trump's words should be disregarded like all his previous 38 times deal-imminent announcements over two months, per Tasnim.
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Normally you wouldn’t increase the likelihood of US casualties by announcing something like this ahead of time, unless you are bluffing to use it as a negotiating ploy, you are stupid, you don’t really care about the troops, or all three.
June 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Normally you wouldn’t increase the likelihood of US casualties by announcing something like this ahead of time, unless you are bluffing to use it as a negotiating ploy, you are stupid, you don’t really care about the troops, or all three.
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In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:
June 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:
In ~80 mins when Arsenal win this 1-0 taking absolutely 0 risks…
So Alert: Man Wakes Up and Claps
ALT: So Alert: Man Wakes Up and Claps
static.klipy.com
May 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
In ~80 mins when Arsenal win this 1-0 taking absolutely 0 risks…
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Fpl aside what a baller Doku is. Making it look easy to put it top bins.
May 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Fpl aside what a baller Doku is. Making it look easy to put it top bins.
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Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad.
Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
May 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad.
Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
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Those are the words of a "potential" war criminal (pushed and encouraged by his "potentially" war criminal president)
April 4, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Those are the words of a "potential" war criminal (pushed and encouraged by his "potentially" war criminal president)
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NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes?
LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else
N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help?
LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else
N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help?
LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
March 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes?
LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else
N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help?
LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else
N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help?
LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead
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Senator Chris Murphy, "The Strait of Hormuz was open before the war began"
"We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created"
"This is insanity"
"We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created"
"This is insanity"
March 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Senator Chris Murphy, "The Strait of Hormuz was open before the war began"
"We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created"
"This is insanity"
"We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created"
"This is insanity"
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McGovern: He’s doing nothing to make healthcare more accessible. They say we don’t have the money—but we have a billion dollars a day to blow on this crazy war. I don’t think he gives a shit about the American people. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and he’s golfing.
March 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
McGovern: He’s doing nothing to make healthcare more accessible. They say we don’t have the money—but we have a billion dollars a day to blow on this crazy war. I don’t think he gives a shit about the American people. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and he’s golfing.
I think this is my most unexpected savior of GW ever 😂
March 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I think this is my most unexpected savior of GW ever 😂
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What does Russia have on Trump for him to bend at the knee every time?
March 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
What does Russia have on Trump for him to bend at the knee every time?
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Khanna on Fox News: "There was no imminent threat. Now there's a threat to the United States. We've created a threat."
March 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Khanna on Fox News: "There was no imminent threat. Now there's a threat to the United States. We've created a threat."
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Well, it's a good question. Why wouldn't Trump sue him?
March 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Well, it's a good question. Why wouldn't Trump sue him?
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1. Trump launches a war against Iran.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.
If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.
If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.
March 13, 2026 at 4:20 PM
1. Trump launches a war against Iran.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.
If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.
2. Putin helps Iran track down and kill American service members.
3. Trump rewards Putin by lifting sanctions on Russian oil.
If Donald Trump isn’t a Russian agent, he’s going out of his way to make people think he is.