Frank
@frankslartibart.bsky.social
Likes flying pretend spaceships
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...and from now on I'm blocking anyone I notice is limiting their replies
No direct messages
...and from now on I'm blocking anyone I notice is limiting their replies
The best thing to eat buttered thins with is a stew you have just this minute discovered
October 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The best thing to eat buttered thins with is a stew you have just this minute discovered
Why does this dumbfuck of a president think the Iranians would do his bidding after he dropped bombs on their schoolchildren?
They are less likely to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego and more likely to leak the Epstein Files
They are less likely to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego and more likely to leak the Epstein Files
October 8, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Why does this dumbfuck of a president think the Iranians would do his bidding after he dropped bombs on their schoolchildren?
They are less likely to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego and more likely to leak the Epstein Files
They are less likely to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego and more likely to leak the Epstein Files
America's obsession with youth
They walk around with astroturfed pates and slice up their faces. It's like something from a horror movie
They walk around with astroturfed pates and slice up their faces. It's like something from a horror movie
October 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
America's obsession with youth
They walk around with astroturfed pates and slice up their faces. It's like something from a horror movie
They walk around with astroturfed pates and slice up their faces. It's like something from a horror movie
Roald Dahl said that good thoughts shine out of a face like sunbeams, so a good person always looks lovely
...I guess the opposite is true as well
...I guess the opposite is true as well
October 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Roald Dahl said that good thoughts shine out of a face like sunbeams, so a good person always looks lovely
...I guess the opposite is true as well
...I guess the opposite is true as well
They came with all sorts of pictures. The ones with numbers were easier that the ones with pictures, because you couldn't always tell where some squares were meant to go
October 7, 2026 at 12:13 PM
They came with all sorts of pictures. The ones with numbers were easier that the ones with pictures, because you couldn't always tell where some squares were meant to go
If Trump was ever convicted of killing Epstein to cover the fact that he fucks wee kiddies... imagine the apology essay he'd have to write
October 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
If Trump was ever convicted of killing Epstein to cover the fact that he fucks wee kiddies... imagine the apology essay he'd have to write
Your reputation?
What you did to Native Americans, Prohibition, Ku Klux Klan, McCarthyism, Vietnam, Watergate, Jingoism, Iran-Contra, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Televangelism
The Tea Party and the rise of Trump thru his Birther shite wasn't a complete surprise to the wider world
What you did to Native Americans, Prohibition, Ku Klux Klan, McCarthyism, Vietnam, Watergate, Jingoism, Iran-Contra, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Televangelism
The Tea Party and the rise of Trump thru his Birther shite wasn't a complete surprise to the wider world
October 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Your reputation?
What you did to Native Americans, Prohibition, Ku Klux Klan, McCarthyism, Vietnam, Watergate, Jingoism, Iran-Contra, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Televangelism
The Tea Party and the rise of Trump thru his Birther shite wasn't a complete surprise to the wider world
What you did to Native Americans, Prohibition, Ku Klux Klan, McCarthyism, Vietnam, Watergate, Jingoism, Iran-Contra, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Televangelism
The Tea Party and the rise of Trump thru his Birther shite wasn't a complete surprise to the wider world
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Alt: One of the many in the crowd
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October 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
It's a thing of beauty
October 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It's a thing of beauty
The eruption of Krakatoa was considered the loudest sound ever. It ruptured the eardrums of nearby sailors. It circled the globe three times before it dissapated
Wait until they hear the worldwide cheer
Wait until they hear the worldwide cheer
October 5, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The eruption of Krakatoa was considered the loudest sound ever. It ruptured the eardrums of nearby sailors. It circled the globe three times before it dissapated
Wait until they hear the worldwide cheer
Wait until they hear the worldwide cheer
Are there any candidates in Ohio who say if they win, they'll impeach Trump for making that threat?
...that sounds like the sort of thing that'll get complacent citizens up and voting Democrat
Hell! I'm thousands of miles away from Ohio and I feel like going there and voting Democrat
...that sounds like the sort of thing that'll get complacent citizens up and voting Democrat
Hell! I'm thousands of miles away from Ohio and I feel like going there and voting Democrat
October 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Are there any candidates in Ohio who say if they win, they'll impeach Trump for making that threat?
...that sounds like the sort of thing that'll get complacent citizens up and voting Democrat
Hell! I'm thousands of miles away from Ohio and I feel like going there and voting Democrat
...that sounds like the sort of thing that'll get complacent citizens up and voting Democrat
Hell! I'm thousands of miles away from Ohio and I feel like going there and voting Democrat
He slaughtered Iranian schoolchildren. He bombed them twice to make it clear it wasn't an accident
My thought was that he was deliberately provoking an Iranian terrorist attack so he could declare martial law
...and I also think he might go shaking the tree if the apple doesn't drop
My thought was that he was deliberately provoking an Iranian terrorist attack so he could declare martial law
...and I also think he might go shaking the tree if the apple doesn't drop
October 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
He slaughtered Iranian schoolchildren. He bombed them twice to make it clear it wasn't an accident
My thought was that he was deliberately provoking an Iranian terrorist attack so he could declare martial law
...and I also think he might go shaking the tree if the apple doesn't drop
My thought was that he was deliberately provoking an Iranian terrorist attack so he could declare martial law
...and I also think he might go shaking the tree if the apple doesn't drop
Trump always stiffs his workers. He does it by saying they didn't do a good enough job
If you vote Republican to get yer $5000 he'll say he didn't get a big enough a majority and he'll refuse to pay you
If you vote Republican to get yer $5000 he'll say he didn't get a big enough a majority and he'll refuse to pay you
October 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Trump always stiffs his workers. He does it by saying they didn't do a good enough job
If you vote Republican to get yer $5000 he'll say he didn't get a big enough a majority and he'll refuse to pay you
If you vote Republican to get yer $5000 he'll say he didn't get a big enough a majority and he'll refuse to pay you
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I feel honoured bound to post this here as well.
Enjoy the fabulous Carsie Blanton
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Enjoy the fabulous Carsie Blanton
youtu.be/jDf1ksSbSd4?...
Elon Musk - Carsie Blanton Official Music Video
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton
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October 4, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I feel honoured bound to post this here as well.
Enjoy the fabulous Carsie Blanton
youtu.be/jDf1ksSbSd4?...
Enjoy the fabulous Carsie Blanton
youtu.be/jDf1ksSbSd4?...
I think it's because they've offloaded the job of being moral to a third party
October 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I think it's because they've offloaded the job of being moral to a third party
Aye, I remember at my old work we had a customer like that.. "The cheque is in the mail"
I guess with them sorts of folks that phrase just rolls off their tongue
For folks like Trump, get yer money up front
I guess with them sorts of folks that phrase just rolls off their tongue
For folks like Trump, get yer money up front
October 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Aye, I remember at my old work we had a customer like that.. "The cheque is in the mail"
I guess with them sorts of folks that phrase just rolls off their tongue
For folks like Trump, get yer money up front
I guess with them sorts of folks that phrase just rolls off their tongue
For folks like Trump, get yer money up front
Aye it's crazy and it's not the half of it
...and then the FBI said it was okay to fuck animals
...and then the FBI said it was okay to fuck animals
October 4, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Aye it's crazy and it's not the half of it
...and then the FBI said it was okay to fuck animals
...and then the FBI said it was okay to fuck animals
Wouldn't a small ducted fan up yer T-shirt be a little more efficient and a little less... erm... conspicuous
October 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Wouldn't a small ducted fan up yer T-shirt be a little more efficient and a little less... erm... conspicuous
If she's getting annoyed then maybe it's a sign that her trust in Trump is wavering. It could also be the reason she decided to talk politics with you as well
I think this $90 is more like a mugger who takes some money out of your purse and passes it back to you, before running away with it
I think this $90 is more like a mugger who takes some money out of your purse and passes it back to you, before running away with it
October 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
If she's getting annoyed then maybe it's a sign that her trust in Trump is wavering. It could also be the reason she decided to talk politics with you as well
I think this $90 is more like a mugger who takes some money out of your purse and passes it back to you, before running away with it
I think this $90 is more like a mugger who takes some money out of your purse and passes it back to you, before running away with it
You could've been nice with your reply, but just made her think about that $90 dollars. If she was owed it why did Trump hold on to it for so long? Why was she paid it now? Would she have gotten that money if the Republicans were doing better in the polls?
October 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
You could've been nice with your reply, but just made her think about that $90 dollars. If she was owed it why did Trump hold on to it for so long? Why was she paid it now? Would she have gotten that money if the Republicans were doing better in the polls?
What d'ya expect? They were named by seamen
October 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
What d'ya expect? They were named by seamen
One time Trump wanted rid of some tenants from a property. They wouldn't go so he rented other flats in the building free to homeless people
Seeing as Trump has housed homeless people in the past, I'm sure he'd be delighted if we turned Mar-a-Lago into a homeless shelter
Seeing as Trump has housed homeless people in the past, I'm sure he'd be delighted if we turned Mar-a-Lago into a homeless shelter
October 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
One time Trump wanted rid of some tenants from a property. They wouldn't go so he rented other flats in the building free to homeless people
Seeing as Trump has housed homeless people in the past, I'm sure he'd be delighted if we turned Mar-a-Lago into a homeless shelter
Seeing as Trump has housed homeless people in the past, I'm sure he'd be delighted if we turned Mar-a-Lago into a homeless shelter
They are against it because they don't need healthcare
...these shit4brains think they are immortal
...these shit4brains think they are immortal
October 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
They are against it because they don't need healthcare
...these shit4brains think they are immortal
...these shit4brains think they are immortal