Franuardo
@franuardo.bsky.social
Welcome to my new social media account. AIFO.
All True Americans should have at least three flags flying, rain or shine.
October 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
All True Americans should have at least three flags flying, rain or shine.
Photo of our five year old telling a story about what happened in Minecraft.
August 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Photo of our five year old telling a story about what happened in Minecraft.
Open a combination Skyline Chili and candlepin bowling alley in Milwaukee and watch your bank account go wild.
August 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Open a combination Skyline Chili and candlepin bowling alley in Milwaukee and watch your bank account go wild.
Imagine eating a gyro so large and luscious that you got crossover Rip Van Winkle (1819) / Click (2006) disease.
August 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Imagine eating a gyro so large and luscious that you got crossover Rip Van Winkle (1819) / Click (2006) disease.
My beloved Samsung SCX-5835 printer has passed on. Please spare a prayer for our family.
Nothing gets me bricked like the sound of a Samsung SCX-5835 warming up.
August 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
My beloved Samsung SCX-5835 printer has passed on. Please spare a prayer for our family.
Does anyone else breathe heavy, loudly sigh, and mumble to yourself while standing at a public bathroom urinal or is that just all my coworkers?
May 28, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Does anyone else breathe heavy, loudly sigh, and mumble to yourself while standing at a public bathroom urinal or is that just all my coworkers?
🎵It’s 6am on a Saturday
The regular crowd busts in🎵
🎵There’s a young man shouting next to me
He wants to play Roblox again🎵
The regular crowd busts in🎵
🎵There’s a young man shouting next to me
He wants to play Roblox again🎵
May 24, 2026 at 11:39 AM
🎵It’s 6am on a Saturday
The regular crowd busts in🎵
🎵There’s a young man shouting next to me
He wants to play Roblox again🎵
The regular crowd busts in🎵
🎵There’s a young man shouting next to me
He wants to play Roblox again🎵
Applesauce Jello.
Boil water, add powder, stir good, but then use cold applesauce instead of cold water. Does not make cutouts.
Boil water, add powder, stir good, but then use cold applesauce instead of cold water. Does not make cutouts.
May 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Applesauce Jello.
Boil water, add powder, stir good, but then use cold applesauce instead of cold water. Does not make cutouts.
Boil water, add powder, stir good, but then use cold applesauce instead of cold water. Does not make cutouts.
First draft of a flyer for work training. Made in 3mins at 7am. Fuck AI.
May 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
First draft of a flyer for work training. Made in 3mins at 7am. Fuck AI.
Celebrate the mothers in your life with Pak Daman Burgers and Subs, on 85th and Greenfield.
May 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Celebrate the mothers in your life with Pak Daman Burgers and Subs, on 85th and Greenfield.
Kids don’t chomp on pretzel rods and wiggle their eyebrows doing Groucho impressions like they used to.
May 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Kids don’t chomp on pretzel rods and wiggle their eyebrows doing Groucho impressions like they used to.
Doctor, Doctor
Gimme the news
I got a
Bad case of loving news
Gimme the news
I got a
Bad case of loving news
April 26, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Doctor, Doctor
Gimme the news
I got a
Bad case of loving news
Gimme the news
I got a
Bad case of loving news
Why did they call it "The Reunion: Laguna Beach" when they could have called it
April 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Why did they call it "The Reunion: Laguna Beach" when they could have called it
In a rampant rage, the rug rat ripped up my Rocky RoCoupons (short for Rocky Rococo Coupons).
April 8, 2026 at 11:36 AM
In a rampant rage, the rug rat ripped up my Rocky RoCoupons (short for Rocky Rococo Coupons).
Going on a single overnight vacation. One of the bags has a PS3, original Star Wars box set, and a CPAP. Balling up in this bitch.
March 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Going on a single overnight vacation. One of the bags has a PS3, original Star Wars box set, and a CPAP. Balling up in this bitch.
Number 9 is a big water bed that you buy with the bread that you save for a couple of years. Number 1 is paintings from Sears.
March 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Number 9 is a big water bed that you buy with the bread that you save for a couple of years. Number 1 is paintings from Sears.
Back in the late 90s, yall latched onto the wrong Sedaris.
i wrote about why david sedaris’s writing leaves me cold now
www.patreon.com/posts/152798...
www.patreon.com/posts/152798...
March 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Back in the late 90s, yall latched onto the wrong Sedaris.
I just fucking hate R.E.M., The Eagles, and Red Hot Chili Peppers so goddam much. Bunch of idiots making butt music.
March 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I just fucking hate R.E.M., The Eagles, and Red Hot Chili Peppers so goddam much. Bunch of idiots making butt music.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s 7am on a Saturday and our two year old is hollering for “Icky Tump by da Why Stipes!”
February 21, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. It’s 7am on a Saturday and our two year old is hollering for “Icky Tump by da Why Stipes!”
She-Hulk, She-Hulk
She’s a lady
When She-Hulk she-hulks
Cause she angry
Well she hulks like a Hulk but she she’s like a she
The second Hulk in herstory
She’s a lady
When She-Hulk she-hulks
Cause she angry
Well she hulks like a Hulk but she she’s like a she
The second Hulk in herstory
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
She-Hulk, She-Hulk
She’s a lady
When She-Hulk she-hulks
Cause she angry
Well she hulks like a Hulk but she she’s like a she
The second Hulk in herstory
She’s a lady
When She-Hulk she-hulks
Cause she angry
Well she hulks like a Hulk but she she’s like a she
The second Hulk in herstory
Our four year old has control of the smart speaker so it seems every Olympic figure skating team has decided to skate to “Icky Thump” by The White Stripes.
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Our four year old has control of the smart speaker so it seems every Olympic figure skating team has decided to skate to “Icky Thump” by The White Stripes.