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Dear app devs: Only nerds (like me) read the update notes. Most people just turn on auto-update. That means the following are acceptable notes:
- [empty]
- Bug fixes and performance improvement.
- [List of changes]
- [empty]
- Bug fixes and performance improvement.
- [List of changes]
September 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Dear app devs: Only nerds (like me) read the update notes. Most people just turn on auto-update. That means the following are acceptable notes:
- [empty]
- Bug fixes and performance improvement.
- [List of changes]
- [empty]
- Bug fixes and performance improvement.
- [List of changes]
I sure wish I could just decide that I don't like doing my job and take a recess until after midterms. If that's how the government runs, tell me why should I even pay taxes?
September 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I sure wish I could just decide that I don't like doing my job and take a recess until after midterms. If that's how the government runs, tell me why should I even pay taxes?
So many women's dating profiles mention that they're "the funniest person" and I think that might be a red flag, but I don't know what for.
September 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
So many women's dating profiles mention that they're "the funniest person" and I think that might be a red flag, but I don't know what for.
Tarantino would have more success if he weren't obsessed with defeat.
July 21, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Tarantino would have more success if he weren't obsessed with defeat.
Can't wait to see what our limp-dick agreement with Iran is. Trump is weak. Just going on record saying our president is a whiny, shitty little man.
June 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Can't wait to see what our limp-dick agreement with Iran is. Trump is weak. Just going on record saying our president is a whiny, shitty little man.
Dunno when you most recently watched The Brave Little Toaster, but the appliances mostly hate eachother, and the movie opens with them bullying the air conditioner to death and saying "he was mean anyway."
May 24, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Dunno when you most recently watched The Brave Little Toaster, but the appliances mostly hate eachother, and the movie opens with them bullying the air conditioner to death and saying "he was mean anyway."
I played drums once but there were no repercussions.
May 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I played drums once but there were no repercussions.
90s Movie 2: In a Big City This Time
April 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
90s Movie 2: In a Big City This Time
Someone explain to me why we allow our congress to be "out of session?" It's a year-round job; it should be up to leadership to make sure quorum is maintained at all times.
March 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Someone explain to me why we allow our congress to be "out of session?" It's a year-round job; it should be up to leadership to make sure quorum is maintained at all times.
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"It's too dark, and it has too much plants," Brian Wilson said. The other Forest Boys nodded. They'd have to find a new name.
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
"It's too dark, and it has too much plants," Brian Wilson said. The other Forest Boys nodded. They'd have to find a new name.
Remember just a few years ago when the rhetoric was "a few bad apples," instead of shittily gaslighting us about "domestic terrorists"? Jesus the fascist decline happens fast.
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Remember just a few years ago when the rhetoric was "a few bad apples," instead of shittily gaslighting us about "domestic terrorists"? Jesus the fascist decline happens fast.
I love when simple order confirmation emails use shock language. Minding my business ordering some mustache wax and get a "Brace Yourself For Imminent Goodness" message.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I love when simple order confirmation emails use shock language. Minding my business ordering some mustache wax and get a "Brace Yourself For Imminent Goodness" message.
BRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM holy shit that muscle car just hit 17mph did you see that.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM holy shit that muscle car just hit 17mph did you see that.
Every year V For Vendetta is a more depressing watch and a more prescient story.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every year V For Vendetta is a more depressing watch and a more prescient story.
The art of the deal, folks.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The art of the deal, folks.
I was against kings before it was cool.
October 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was against kings before it was cool.
The next RE game should be called "Resident Evil: sIX" to keep the Roman numeral theme and confuse the hell out of people.
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The next RE game should be called "Resident Evil: sIX" to keep the Roman numeral theme and confuse the hell out of people.
I'm creating a Wordle variant where you have one guess to pick the one-letter word of the day. Try it out in the comments below!
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm creating a Wordle variant where you have one guess to pick the one-letter word of the day. Try it out in the comments below!
I'm antifascist. Since this is apparently an admission that I'm a terrorist, I expect I'll be arrested soon; a competent administration would see to detaining a self-declared terrorist. Your move, coppers.
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm antifascist. Since this is apparently an admission that I'm a terrorist, I expect I'll be arrested soon; a competent administration would see to detaining a self-declared terrorist. Your move, coppers.
NIN's Tron: Ares soundtrack slaps and release the Epstein Files.
September 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
NIN's Tron: Ares soundtrack slaps and release the Epstein Files.
It's sad to imagine future generations reading a textbook chapter on the failing of American democracy and having to learn about Kirk's death as an inflection point, when he otherwise could have been forgotten as part of a sea of political opportunist podcasters.
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's sad to imagine future generations reading a textbook chapter on the failing of American democracy and having to learn about Kirk's death as an inflection point, when he otherwise could have been forgotten as part of a sea of political opportunist podcasters.
Hey, just thought I'd offer a nice service. Comment your password below and I'll let you know if it's been compromised as part of a data breach.
August 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hey, just thought I'd offer a nice service. Comment your password below and I'll let you know if it's been compromised as part of a data breach.
Surnames are assigned at birth. Remember that when woke Christians try to push their agenda of changing names through the marriage hoax. Sad.
August 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Surnames are assigned at birth. Remember that when woke Christians try to push their agenda of changing names through the marriage hoax. Sad.
Same shit different day. Today everyone's like, "Release the Epstein files!" Just yesterday these same people were like, "Release the Snyder cut!"
July 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Same shit different day. Today everyone's like, "Release the Epstein files!" Just yesterday these same people were like, "Release the Snyder cut!"
The weird thing about MLK Jr's records is that Trump isn't in them; you're thinking of the Epstein records.
BREAKING: The Trump administration releases thousands of FBI records on Martin Luther King Jr., despite his family's opposition.
Trump administration released FBI records on MLK Jr. despite his family’s opposition
The Trump administration has released records of the FBI’s surveillance of Martin Luther King Jr., despite opposition from the slain Nobel laureate’s family and the civil rights group that he led until his 1968 assassination.
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July 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The weird thing about MLK Jr's records is that Trump isn't in them; you're thinking of the Epstein records.