Free Woody
@freewoody.bsky.social
Ex mainstream media, radio clown, writer, producer come robot whisperer.
Ottawa, Canada 🇨🇦
Ottawa, Canada 🇨🇦
Nobody said "Shut up, Woody" quite like Sass! RIP. Way too soon.
October 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Nobody said "Shut up, Woody" quite like Sass! RIP. Way too soon.
Canadian Tire on Carling. You know, I've NEVER seen that inside escalator running. Some shoppers.. not that observant.
September 16, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Canadian Tire on Carling. You know, I've NEVER seen that inside escalator running. Some shoppers.. not that observant.
ONCE AGAIN.. Which of the following American Airlines slogans, past and present, applies to this situation?
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
September 16, 2026 at 10:11 AM
ONCE AGAIN.. Which of the following American Airlines slogans, past and present, applies to this situation?
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
Because the world has officially run out of qualified proof-readers...
September 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Because the world has officially run out of qualified proof-readers...
Another NFL season and, again, I'm in a couple of eliminator pools. They say hope springs eternal. For me it springs til about week 3 or 4 each year. Still, it's fun and I'm stoked to get this going!
September 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Another NFL season and, again, I'm in a couple of eliminator pools. They say hope springs eternal. For me it springs til about week 3 or 4 each year. Still, it's fun and I'm stoked to get this going!
Which of the following American Airlines slogans, past and present, applies to this situation?
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
September 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Which of the following American Airlines slogans, past and present, applies to this situation?
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
A) You are why we fly.
B) We know why you fly
C) Doing what we do best
D) Something special in the air
THIS JUST IN: Tiger Woods Needs A New Driver.
September 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
THIS JUST IN: Tiger Woods Needs A New Driver.
I wouldn't mind what they changed the name to but even local gov't isn't responsible enough to understand the costs and inconvenience of such a move to others affected... especially residents! I'm looking at YOU, Riley Brockington!
August 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I wouldn't mind what they changed the name to but even local gov't isn't responsible enough to understand the costs and inconvenience of such a move to others affected... especially residents! I'm looking at YOU, Riley Brockington!
I wanna meet the fisherman that caught these fish burgers in the wild. I bet he's got some stories. Like "the one that got away" must have been, at least, a quarter pounder.
August 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I wanna meet the fisherman that caught these fish burgers in the wild. I bet he's got some stories. Like "the one that got away" must have been, at least, a quarter pounder.
Dunno why but I've never been a fan of HR departments.
August 31, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Dunno why but I've never been a fan of HR departments.
She famously said "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap!" Dolly's line from "Best Little Whorehouse In Texas", she once predicted, would end up on her epitaph. We'll see. She'll be missed for many things. I'll miss her wit and her huge..... heart.
August 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
She famously said "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap!" Dolly's line from "Best Little Whorehouse In Texas", she once predicted, would end up on her epitaph. We'll see. She'll be missed for many things. I'll miss her wit and her huge..... heart.
Oh, this has habeas corpse written all over it.
August 21, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Oh, this has habeas corpse written all over it.
I'm starting to understand Trump-speak more and more. For example, when he says "vandals" he simply means "people"
August 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I'm starting to understand Trump-speak more and more. For example, when he says "vandals" he simply means "people"
...and THAT, your honor, is when everything went horribly wrong!
August 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
...and THAT, your honor, is when everything went horribly wrong!
Goodnight, Lloyd. RIP
August 5, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Goodnight, Lloyd. RIP
Today's "Influencer"!
August 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Today's "Influencer"!
Suddenly, Ozzy's "Flying High Again" is my earworm today without hearing one note of it!
August 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Suddenly, Ozzy's "Flying High Again" is my earworm today without hearing one note of it!
EPISODE 1: Tenderize Your Roadkill With A Lincoln Navigator!
July 31, 2026 at 10:02 AM
EPISODE 1: Tenderize Your Roadkill With A Lincoln Navigator!
So I wanted to know how widespread this explosive diarrhea bug has reached and Googled "explosive diarrhea where". This is what I got.... Thanks, A.I.
July 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
So I wanted to know how widespread this explosive diarrhea bug has reached and Googled "explosive diarrhea where". This is what I got.... Thanks, A.I.
....and 7000 cyclospora victims went through that much in 15 seconds.
July 23, 2026 at 2:12 PM
....and 7000 cyclospora victims went through that much in 15 seconds.
De press secretary has spoken.
July 21, 2026 at 1:55 PM
De press secretary has spoken.
Dear America. Please refrain from blaming us with the uncomplimentary term "Canadian Wildfire Smoke". It's summer and we rather enjoy the unique aroma of our "Northern Mesquite"!
July 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Dear America. Please refrain from blaming us with the uncomplimentary term "Canadian Wildfire Smoke". It's summer and we rather enjoy the unique aroma of our "Northern Mesquite"!
Reverse rotation of the Earth has commenced.
July 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Reverse rotation of the Earth has commenced.
Truth in advertising.
July 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Truth in advertising.
But I LOVE Mexican. I was even going to have Chinese tonight. And, maybe, a little Greek!
July 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
But I LOVE Mexican. I was even going to have Chinese tonight. And, maybe, a little Greek!