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(Aristocrats voice) THE NFC EAST
October 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Well, you know for me, the action *is* the juice. I’m in.
October 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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today is the only day you can post this
October 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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October 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
May 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house
October 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
October 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
September 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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September 30 October 1
September 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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September 28, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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NEW: Food banks across America are being overwhelmed by surging demand.

Scott MacFarlane went inside to see the crisis firsthand. Here’s what he found:
“They don’t understand the scale of the hunger!”- An unfolding crisis at the nation’s food banks
Weeks before the midterm elections, the cost crisis is hammering food pantries in red and blue states
meidasnews.com
September 28, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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September 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
September 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
September 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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new favorite baker just dropped
(I am finally watching the new ep of Bake Off)
September 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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think all straight people who discoursed at great and punishing length about a western mass lesbian bar should have to give equal airtime to this. it’s your own community this time!
“This is not a dark chapter in Cornell’s history, it’s a morbid pattern”

Editorial Board at The Cornell Sun absolutely fucking your shit UP www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
September 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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KNOXVILLE FOREVER
"no offense"
September 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Pre Phoebe Bridgers show since they’re about to lock our phones up smh (I get it tho)
September 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer"
September 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
September 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Hell Yeah
September 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Share if you agree
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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September 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM