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freudulents.bsky.social
the grand cheese 2.0
@freudulents.bsky.social
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they/he. i don't know what i’m doing here. mourning the loss of twitter, i guess
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the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · May 3
i miss being insane on the internet. think i'm gonna start doing that again
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freudulents.bsky.social
me when i lie: just one more and then i'll go to bed !!!
May 30, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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freudulents.bsky.social
not 2 be h*rny on main but. u ever wish to be held and have ur hair stroked and given a tender forehead kiss goodnight as u fall asleep. haha
May 30, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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freudulents.bsky.social
life is kinda crazy sometimes. i mean, there are cats !!!!!!
May 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
freudulents.bsky.social
update + spoilers for past wrens: we are so in love with them and they make us so happy <333
freudulents.bsky.social the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · May 23
wowowow so third date we skipped all the bases and went straight for the home run (watching fellowship of the ring extended edition until 530 in the morning)
September 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
freudulents.bsky.social
i cant believe i tweeted this the day after we met and now we have been together for 4 months !!!! :oooo
freudulents.bsky.social the grand cheese 2.0 @freudulents.bsky.social · May 18
i think we are developing a crush, oh no :/
September 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
freudulents.bsky.social
just had a 6 minute crashout trying to repère myself in time and coming to the understanding that you could tell me it was literally Any date/month of the year and i would very genuinely believe with a dawning horror that i simply dissociated so hard i didn't realize we were already in that month
screenshot of the Finch app of the user's birb as it shares its daily adventure recap. text reads: "Wilfred [birb's name] learned that some countries celebrate May Day on the first day of May." below is a depiction of the user's birb, which is yellow, and dressed in a purple sweater with sunflower pattern, black pants, white and brown shoes, a purple good witch hat, purple blush, and a long black hairstyle with bangs and light purple faceframing strands. it holds a purple tamagotchi-like game and is pictured beside a large icon of a pink tulip. A speech bubble from the birb says "We should celebrate on the first day of EVERY month! A new month is so exciting, cheep!". below are two response options for the user to select from. The first reads: "What are some of your first-day-of-the-month celebration ideas?" the second reads: "May Day rings in spring. People celebrate with bonfires, maypoles, and flower crowns!"
September 17, 2026 at 5:04 AM
freudulents.bsky.social
why does spending time in a mall turn 3 hours into 3 weeks
September 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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neonboof.bsky.social
September 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
September 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
ouf i love being a chair, but man hosting meetings is NOT my strong suit, especially when i am doing it from the fucking airport
September 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
hey why the fuck is ottawa transit so expensive
September 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
i love my job so much and i take great pride in being good at what i do but somehow that makes it all the more discouraging when i get burnt out like this
September 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
freudulents.bsky.social
worked 40 mins overtime, still have 78 things to do for work that i couldn't finish today, i havent even begun making a list of things to pack and i leave in 12 hours
September 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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claystorks.bsky.social
likely pair
a digital illustration of an alt/goth woman with dark make up and with complete sleeves and upper body tattoos. she's sitting in a well-tagged train cabin that has bright orange seats and metallic green walls. she's browsing her phone with headphones on. out of her canvas bag pokes out a small, powerfully fluffy white dog with a pink ribbon on its head
September 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
idk i'm just so fucking proud of myself in breaking free of my imagined cage and actually moving to a new city and feeling like i am actually Blooming into my own person and it's so beautiful
September 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
went to a museum w my partner & their mum & her bf who are visiting, partner had to leave early to go to work & mum/bf left not long after them to do another activity on the other side of the city. so i found myself alone in the museum. like actually alone, i think i crossed two (2) other visitors
September 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
forever toeing the line between professional and silly goose......and we all know that means 99% planted firmly on the silly goose side, with one foot stretched out to brush the line with the tiniest amount of overlap solely to avoid being called out for UNprofessionalism
September 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
inside me there are two wolves. one is anti capitalist anti corporate culture anti hierarchy. and the other has a praise kink i guess
September 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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byelacey.bsky.social
DOGGOS
the sickos meme redrawn as a great pyrenees barking out a window
September 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
every time i watch hannibal i find myself relating more and more to will graham
August 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
in other news i received a package this morning that i completely was not expecting ??? and i opened it and my aunt sent me a portable neck fan and a cute little note ???!! now i'm crying again aaa
August 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
had a bit of a crise ce matin alors it's really sinking in that i gotta find a new therapist now hahah. awesome
August 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
freudulents.bsky.social
going through a therapy breakup :(
August 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
If you buy STARBUCKS coffee, please stop! Starbucks workers have been jerked around by the company for many years and are calling for a BOYCOTT.

If you don’t buy Starbucks and / or don’t like their coffee, like me, cool cool cool but no need to comment please.

Just spread the word. Thank you!
sbworkersunited.org Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 22d
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott.

Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out. We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting. What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it. Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. No Contract? No Coffee.
August 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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docseuss.bsky.social
caleblandrybones on tumblr posting "beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever," with a follow up post that merely says "hopital," a humorous misspelling of "hospital" which clearly needed to get involved due to the beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach
August 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM