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I LOVE SWORDS
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God is real and He created Frozen Margaritas 🙏🙏🙏God bless you all. 🙏🙏🙏
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May 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
February 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I'm playing the entire Ys franchise this year then making a novelization and posting into A03. Fuck you.
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
One of my cats ran up to me in the dark, dove under my feet, and then ran off when I DIDN'T step on her... what did she mean by this?
January 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Was feeling a bit nostalgic so I was rewatching clips from the Skinamarink on YT and looking at comments. I saw multiple say they watched it high. If you dropped ACID to watch the Skinamarink and are just chill about it, you scare me more than the monster from that movie.
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
There was a dude at work today who I felt was off for most of the day. Then he said he was 18 and I realized the thing I thought was off about him was that he still had hopes and dreams.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Man Magfest really did hit different. Going to a Crush 40 concert and a Casey Lee Williams cobcert bank to back was insane
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I either read like 20 romance books and then actually write or experience an actual romantic connection for the first time in my 27 years. I know which is more likely. 💀💀💀
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Magfest simply hit different my God
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Crush 40 son or Casey Lee Williams daughter?
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Think I might finally be old enough that Fireball kinda hurts lowkey 😭
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
At a bourbon tasting with my mother and my mouth is unironically watering, I'm cooked. 💀
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I know Bruce is lowkey thanking God that Wonder Woman is around, ain't ever see this mf be THIS friendly out the gate 💀
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Someone just asked me to write a sequel on one of my stories, holy fuck
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just realized I'm around Adachi's age.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Might be a stupid milestone but I posted some of the smut I wrote to Literotica and two of my stories are above 4 stars right now. 1.5 thousand people looked at both of them. Idk the idea that people could enjoy the stuff I write enough to favorite it and give it 5 stars has me a lil emotional lol.
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
IRONMOUSE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE SHAT ON HER FOR YEARS I AM VERY SMART🧠🤯
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a blue helmet with the word thinking on it .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a blue helmet with the word thinking on it .
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December 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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goldship-dinner
sending my horse to the hat man
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
WHEN YOUR GOAT IS BACK
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Half my life I've been shitting on Wicked and 15 mins in, I already want to hug the wicked witch
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So fucked up these white claws kinda taste good.
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Highkey if SPEED of all people seems like one of the most mature people at your event, you're doing something wrong lmao
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM