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Never could defend from inside the red zone
March 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Thousands have shown up at the SC state house to greet the Buddhist monks making a peace walk from Texas to DC.

We’ve been challenged to greet every sunrise with:
“Today is going to be our peaceful day”
January 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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“Miami will likely be an underdog against Indiana for the national title,” he said, pouring himself a pint glass of pure ketamine
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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gonna Venmo Ted Cruz $300 to show up to the national championship in one of those Canes colored stormtrooper costumes
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl.

Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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maybe the better way to put this: the 4 team playoff, by its nature, couldn’t give you a winner that wouldn’t have sniffed the BCS Championship. but the 12 team format (and beyond) is far more likely to do that, and it’s still an adjustment to think that broadly
it’s gonna be genuinely interesting to see how CFB fans feel if we get two straight years of a national champion that didn’t even play in its conference championship
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social

Hey, I’m a UGA fan living in Sakerlina, and I wanted to send an old edsbs post to my gamecock friends.

It was a St Patrick’s Day post with a ton of ‘48’ pictures because of ND’s record the prior season.

TLDR: is there an easy way to find yall’s old posts?
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Group L is the clear group of death.

Groups E and I will also be tough.

Canada got a pretty rough draw, especially if Italy wins in.

But no way anybody in England is happy with Group L.

Could not have asked for a better draw for the States! Can’t wait to see how we screw it up!
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The List of FBS Teams With A Transitive Win Over 2025 Alabama is now complete.

By beating Syracuse, Boston College became the 131st - and last - team to join The List. This leaves Charlotte, Georgia State, UMass, and Oklahoma State as the only schools left out of the transitive web.
Nevada, South Alabama, and Tulsa all won their way onto The List this week, and MTSU got to hop on by way of an earlier win against Nevada.

Boston College, Charlotte, Georgia State, Oklahoma State, and UMass all need to win one of their remaining games to have a transitive victory over Alabama.
Sam Houston joined The List by beating Oregon State, and that also added New Mexico State and UTEP (who'd previously beaten the Bearkats) to The List as well.

That means we have 126 FBS Teams With A Transitive Win Over Alabama. Here are the nine left who do not!
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If current scores hold, Duke is in the ACCCG a week from now. If they were to beat UVA, that makes the ACC champ 8-5.

Wouldn’t we have to put two of these three conf champs:

a.) North Texas (12-1)/Tulane (11-2) winner
b.) JMU (12-1)
c.) SDSU (10-3) who beat ACC’s Cal 34-0

ahead of 8-5 Duke?
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Auburn fans furious about yesterday’s call, and believe that the ball crossed the plane for a touchdown.

Another 50/50 call by SEC refs going Kirby’s way… 👀 👀 👀
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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TCU’s victory video.
September 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Did Bane know which direction the receiving team was going to choose or did he just get lucky
Folks are having critically important discourse in the fantasy football Reddit
September 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Does Vanderbilt deserve to be ranked #1 in this week’s AP Poll?

Does the American Pope shit himself drunk at a Bears game?
September 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I don’t think you have to say “after video review.” We know what you were doing over there, dude.
September 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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kings
His hair is so big because it's full of disappointment
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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the camera team finding crowd shots in Knoxville better win an Emmy
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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they're the best at this and second place ain't close
September 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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"ATL HOE! ATL HOE!"
September 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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This is great but you gotta find a way to explain it to everyone and fortunately Bum Phillips already did
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Holden Caulfield, incredible young man, one of the wisest men ever to ride a train… and he liked the girls, oh boy did he like them [assorted laughter through audience]. And they said he was so good in bed he wouldn’t even have to pay a prostitute! I believe it. 🧵
July 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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i'm going to do a preseason Big 12 poll and they can't stop me
July 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Cal Raleigh is the first Home Run Derby winner who shares a name with a team and city in the ACC
July 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM