Restraint is funnier with range.
October 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Restraint is funnier with range.
These are the days when the bones rattle the best.
October 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
These are the days when the bones rattle the best.
Thinking about moments of joy, shout out to the Skate Key in the BX. Here's a nice mini doc someone put together: youtu.be/KZHEZGeBV1M?...
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September 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Thinking about moments of joy, shout out to the Skate Key in the BX. Here's a nice mini doc someone put together: youtu.be/KZHEZGeBV1M?...
WN2i Broadcast #2: "À la prochaine, Winds of Change" fromntoi.substack.com/p/the-dispat...
The Dispatch #2: We Are Waaay Past the Weekend, Honey (September 29, 2026)
Complimenting the Complementary
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September 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
WN2i Broadcast #2: "À la prochaine, Winds of Change" fromntoi.substack.com/p/the-dispat...
I'm going to create the shortest tutorial formats ever. Because I am in crisis and you are trying to tell me the history of CABLES.
September 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm going to create the shortest tutorial formats ever. Because I am in crisis and you are trying to tell me the history of CABLES.
I don't know if these AI companies now sounding the alarm that their technology poses an "existential risk" is supposed to be a red flag or a turn-on at this point. Who's losing money?
September 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I don't know if these AI companies now sounding the alarm that their technology poses an "existential risk" is supposed to be a red flag or a turn-on at this point. Who's losing money?
Let me tell ya: unless you NEED a satellite phone, you don't need a satellite phone.
September 29, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Let me tell ya: unless you NEED a satellite phone, you don't need a satellite phone.
Alice in Wonderland is like my version of Chicken Soup for the Soul.
September 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Alice in Wonderland is like my version of Chicken Soup for the Soul.
I miss book clubs where people ask me questions that can be found in books. Uhg.
September 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I miss book clubs where people ask me questions that can be found in books. Uhg.
So, I found out that I can create games in Procreate and so that's what I'm going to do.
September 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So, I found out that I can create games in Procreate and so that's what I'm going to do.
I completely get why people don't see my as an ancient She-Beast from the North. I'm adorable! 🥰
September 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I completely get why people don't see my as an ancient She-Beast from the North. I'm adorable! 🥰
So how do you get a bird to land on your finger without peanut butter?
September 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So how do you get a bird to land on your finger without peanut butter?
Other duties as defined: orienting my cousins to the existential crisis known as my existence
September 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Other duties as defined: orienting my cousins to the existential crisis known as my existence
They say man or bear. But then you see a bear-shaped man standing in the woods. So, now what?
September 29, 2026 at 2:51 AM
They say man or bear. But then you see a bear-shaped man standing in the woods. So, now what?
Photo drop for the carney curious
September 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Photo drop for the carney curious
My sleep paralysis demon getting me prepared for bed with a weird dream: I get EFF’D UP by a bald eagle while I’m singing “you put my love on top!” 🥰
September 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
My sleep paralysis demon getting me prepared for bed with a weird dream: I get EFF’D UP by a bald eagle while I’m singing “you put my love on top!” 🥰
Some of my fav lyrics from Pharrell because they’re so innocuous: “So open your eyes, the joke's on you guys/
And you ain't gotta be a mason/ to see through/
Some of this shit on occasion”
And you ain't gotta be a mason/ to see through/
Some of this shit on occasion”
September 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Some of my fav lyrics from Pharrell because they’re so innocuous: “So open your eyes, the joke's on you guys/
And you ain't gotta be a mason/ to see through/
Some of this shit on occasion”
And you ain't gotta be a mason/ to see through/
Some of this shit on occasion”
“me play with a.i. but no no touchie clip from mr. loopie man” 🖍️
September 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“me play with a.i. but no no touchie clip from mr. loopie man” 🖍️
Between Peter Pan idealism and adult obsession with preparing for death is Billie Eilish.
September 25, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Between Peter Pan idealism and adult obsession with preparing for death is Billie Eilish.
I think every airport should be kid friendly. Maybe with ball pits. Imagine a child’s first memory of hell on Earth is their best one.
September 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think every airport should be kid friendly. Maybe with ball pits. Imagine a child’s first memory of hell on Earth is their best one.
Those above never realize how much noise they make for those living below.
September 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Those above never realize how much noise they make for those living below.
I love twin babies. There’s always one calm twin and the other one is just flopping around like a mechanical fish.
September 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I love twin babies. There’s always one calm twin and the other one is just flopping around like a mechanical fish.
I told the vet tech that Cubby was like the Charlie Chaplin of cats. He asked me if she was funny like him too.
Oh, you'll find out.
Oh, you'll find out.
September 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I told the vet tech that Cubby was like the Charlie Chaplin of cats. He asked me if she was funny like him too.
Oh, you'll find out.
Oh, you'll find out.
If you ever see a driver stuck at a green traffic light, ask them if they're a philosopher.
September 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
If you ever see a driver stuck at a green traffic light, ask them if they're a philosopher.
"lord, I suffered through the years, and shed so many tears" RIP 2Pac
September 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"lord, I suffered through the years, and shed so many tears" RIP 2Pac