Last year on the second week of September, there was a tube strike in London that shut down the underground.
This year on the second week of September, there was a glitch at LHR that stranded thousands of people.
Lesson: don't go to London on the second week of September ig 😬

I'm feeling really stressed, aren't you? You wouldn't want to take it out on me, would you?? 🥺👉👈

The main thing missing from my WFH setup is someone to help me out with a lunchtime quickie 😩😩😩

I recently took about 100 selfies trying to get one where I could easily crop out just my face. This one wasn't it, but it was nice regardless 🥰
#TittyTuesday

Tiddies (1/15/23)

My current fantasy is for someone to fit me for a chastity cage because they turn me on so much but I keep buying them and they don't fit 😭😭😭

well the weather outside is frightful

but my girlfriend is so delightful

i think im just gunna say at home

let it frot, let it frot, let it frot

It's really a shame that polite society doesn't allow me to skip the niceties and arrange a date by saying "I just want to get drunk and suck your dick"

Literally me

And I've always said that

Listen, it's not my fault that it feels really really good when a guy rubs his penis on mine

My partner told me last night that I have one of the largest penises they've ever seen in person and like, that explains some things 🙄

Hi, I was told it's wagon Wednesday today? #WagonWednesday

It's a shame you can't preserve a grabbed ass any better than a photo, but the photo will do.

I've got to say I'm a big fan of innie chastity cages. I just got my first last month and it's my favorite by far. 🥰 #locktober

It's almost Halloween, so you know it's time to equip the spooky cage #locktober