Paul Ford
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I want the curse lifted so she can leave the island and run for office.
September 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I want the curse lifted so she can leave the island and run for office.
Thank you, that’s very kind and is exactly what we are going for. Julia made my job exceptionally easy. Hope to see you at future events!
September 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Thank you, that’s very kind and is exactly what we are going for. Julia made my job exceptionally easy. Hope to see you at future events!
this post is my “tears in the rain”
September 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
this post is my “tears in the rain”
the sampled piano voice is literally bananas
September 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
the sampled piano voice is literally bananas
I think about that montage every single day.
September 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I think about that montage every single day.
I guess they're all kind of coming from the same “expensive post-WWII laboratory equipment” design system of switches, relays, and racks? Which tbh ruled in every way.
September 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I guess they're all kind of coming from the same “expensive post-WWII laboratory equipment” design system of switches, relays, and racks? Which tbh ruled in every way.
Oh thank you! I just switched to a new host and screwed up a cronjob so load on the box was at a healthy 146.
September 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Oh thank you! I just switched to a new host and screwed up a cronjob so load on the box was at a healthy 146.
Why do we do this? What is wrong with us?
September 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Why do we do this? What is wrong with us?
I hereby retract my argument. Also I gotta boot that little guy back up and sit on the porch for a while doing some bloops.
September 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I hereby retract my argument. Also I gotta boot that little guy back up and sit on the porch for a while doing some bloops.
I just want one killer app before we get a killer robot.
September 12, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I just want one killer app before we get a killer robot.
Oh interesting this probably applies to me too and is why this place is less insufferable lately. Good for the blockers!
September 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Oh interesting this probably applies to me too and is why this place is less insufferable lately. Good for the blockers!
Reposted by Paul Ford
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down https://theonion.com/nations-smart-toilets-begin-counting-down/
September 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There it is. Any moment now.
September 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
There it is. Any moment now.