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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Cry more
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Horseshoes are like Mezuzahs for gentiles
February 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I was the intimacy coordinator for “It Ends With Us” and my DMs are open
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
ask not for whom the goat sees
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Someone please call it on the hypermasc, gorp, camo-everywhere culture it is so boring I am begging you please
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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hatsorcerer.bsky.social
“I’m just a silly little guy” and it’s the most vicious little cunt you’ve ever met in your life
February 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“how is this lowering the price of eggs” as a gotcha is totally empty!! when have they cared about hypocrisy!!! they campaigned on punishing the freaks and they’re doing it!!! shut da fuck up!! how about showing some solidarity instead!!!!!!!
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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solomonrdavid.bsky.social
Related: the *obvious* extraterrestrial origins of GAR🐟👽
Map of the asteroid impact that wiped out dinosaurs (should be corrected to 66 million years ago). Graphic by D.A. Kring. Map of the distribution of extant gar species. Credit Solomon David & Ranger Rick Magazine.
January 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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mobute.bsky.social
If you need someone to grease Musk's career for a decade, sell you a book lying and claiming the opposite, then dunk on him by calling him "Elonia" (a GIRL'S name—get it???), MASH that follow button.
thegurglingcod.bsky.social The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · Jan 15
I had not realized she was over here but goddamn it’s as if somebody gave a sentient NPR tote bag the keys to a whole media conglomerate.
January 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
This is fine dog but he's a republican and he says 'this is DEI'
January 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
this is the party that keeps texting me and asking for money
Due to an unforced error by Democrats, we lost the National Labor Relations Board majority two years earlier than expected. This is a huge setback for the hundreds of thousands of workers across this country organizing for a better contract. Let me explain. 791 t, 2.5K 8.4K ill 2.4M Ro Khanna @RoKhanna • 1d The NLRB is America's leading labor law enforcement agency. In the last 3 years, union petitions have doubled because we have a strong NLRB that supports workers who choose to form unions, ensures that corporations allow free and fair union elections, and protects union workers if Big Business retaliates against them. 12 17 101 1.1K Ill 165K Ro Khanna • @RoKhanna • 1d The term of our previous NLRB Chair, Lauren McFerran, just expired on December 15th. She was eligible for reconfirmation alongside a Republican, who'd be paired with her. This would've secured a 3-2 Democratic majority on the NLRB for the first two years of Trump's second term. @BernieSanders did the right thing. He cleared her nomination on August 6, On the morning of the 11th, Senate Democrats had a chance to move McFarren's nomination vote through - which would've led to a secondary vote to confirm. Senator Vance, Roberts, and Manchin were absent that morning. But we delayed the vote (for what I'm hearing described as "no reason") until Vance and Manchin returned, deadlocking the vote at 49-49. @ 57. 17 218 О 1.2K Ihl 316K 贝 Ro Khanna @RoKhanna • 1d We then failed to get word to Vice President Harris quickly enough to come and deliver the tie-breaking vote. In the 90 minutes that transpired, Senator Manchin returned first, swinging the vote in the other direction and ceding the NLRB to MAGA control two years earlier than necessary. These procedural blunders have massive implications for the American people, who deserve better from their elected officials. American workers deserve an explanation. @ 316. 17729 О 2.9K 贝企 Ro Khanna & @RoKhanna • 1d It will hurt the young folks organizing at Starbucks and the workers organizing at Amazon. It's inexcusable and inexplicable that we did not prioritize confirming the NLRB appointees like we do federal judges and have ceded the Board two years before we needed to.
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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annaghughes.bsky.social
Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
An M dwarf star with the text: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 10 trillion year commitment"
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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feistyfrank.bsky.social
Vanity Fair releasing these photos of Glen Powell on the same day as People’s Sexiest Man Alive announcement… they know who the REAL sexiest man alive is!
November 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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lettuce.bsky.social
Wild horses *shouldn't* drag me away. Whether they could is beside the point
August 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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deleting twitter next week
November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.
July 26, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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lauraolin.bsky.social
the gay agenda:
July 9, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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Cops in San Francisco attacked a group of children at an annual skate event today using riot gear causing a mass panic.

Completely unprovoked, cops kettled, beat, and fired munitions at the teens. 50-60 were trapped by cops w/o food, water, or medical for hours from the afternoon past midnight.
Crowd of kids fleeing attacking riot cops Cops with absurd amount of zip ties menacing kettled kids late into the night before mass arresting them
July 9, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social
black & white webcomic by smee_bucket (@smee_bucket on ig) panel 1: lion king satire. mufasa, the powerful reigning lion ruler of the pride lands, hangs off a cliff, his foreclaws digging into the ledge. “scar help me I’m slipping,” he says panel 2: scar, his lithe, villainous (and gay-coded) brother, leers at mufasa and says “self care is cutting toxic people out of your life” 3: mufasa’s eyes bulge in shock and anger. “WHAT” 4: exterior shot of cliff as scar pushes mufasa off the cliff. “YOU ARE SO VALID,” scar assures mufasa. “what the heck”, a falling mufasa mutters 5: cut to bottom of the canyon. mufasa lies dead on the ground. his cub son simba is at this side, tears streaming down his little face. scar stands over them and gloats. “good vibes only,” he pronounces. 6: scar, having usurped his brother’s throne, now surveys his holdings atop pride rock. his hyena minions look up at him adoringly. “this sparks joy,” he purrs.
July 7, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
me: what do you know about atoms?

them: very little

me: besides that
July 6, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
let’s see, do I want an app where funny posters run riot and call what they’re doing “skeets” or do I want to be Connected With The Brands I Love? super tough call lol
July 6, 2023 at 3:00 PM