Renée, aka Funkmaster Fuma
funkmasterfuma.bsky.social
Renée, aka Funkmaster Fuma
@funkmasterfuma.bsky.social
it/she | Indiana and New York, USA

cool, epic musician, writer, and film snob

yuri ftw
Cool castle (Americans love castles), tragic main character you can insert yourself into, and the house system, plus people like Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson.
September 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Rowling is human scum and it's present in her writing, but she made the masterclass on creating marketable main characters and making people want to be in the settings you create.
September 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
There wouldn't be Harry Potter defenders in 2026 if people didn't on some level connect with Hogwarts and the characters. Nobody cares about the anti-semitic stereotype goblins or house elf chattel slavery because it's just set dressing (to them) for Harry and friends to have adventures around.
September 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"Normies" are some of the biggest sore winners in human history. Their favorite stuff is universally popular and you can discuss it or buy merch of it anywhere, but they're too bitter about a relatively small group of people not liking the most popular shit on Earth to realize how good they have it.
September 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
He's so fucking annoying and I don't get the appeal of him beyond him being a conventionally attractive cishet guy.
September 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
it seems like a lot of them gave up any sort of leftist pretense when either traditional media money came in or around when "Woke 1.0" died (hate that fucking term btw).
August 31, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Everybody always tries to tell me that diet/ZS versions taste exactly the same as or even better than the regular versions, but they must have broken taste buds or some shit because they taste completely different and far worse. Maybe it's just because I drink ungodly amounts of soda everyday idk.
August 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Le Roi des Hamburgers et La Cabane à Pizza
August 24, 2026 at 4:16 AM
People are portraying the trade as "dead weight + 50/50 shot at useless draft pick for Zubac" and that just feels like pure cope to me.
August 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I was admittedly very high on Mathurin, but I still feel like the defenses people give for the Zubac trade just don't make sense. The first four picks were seen as the best, so the 5th pick is just worthless then? Mathurin & IJax had questionable fit with, so the FO was just gonna let them walk?
August 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Next you're going to say you can fit a car in your garage.
August 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A good practice I've taken up is whenever I get an email about account security or whatever, I always just go to the website or app directly. If the email is legit, then I will probably receive the same information once I'm on the website/app.
August 16, 2026 at 12:14 PM
As a transbian, that rhetoric made me really uncomfortable because it made me feel like I was wrong or faking my transness for finding attractive women in media hot. It feels like a framework that makes horniness/sexual desire out to be a solely male feeling that women are above. Let women be horny!
August 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
womp womp lmfao. fuck gramuglia.
August 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The big tell for me is how structureless it sounds. While AI is competent at approximating musical sounds/styles, it fucking sucks at creating anything with structure or lyrical consistency. It results in these weird continuous globs of vaguely song-sounding music. At least AI can stay in time now.
August 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I think the worst part is watching all of the other talented people out there shit out all sorts of high quality work like it's nothing while you're still incapable of even starting. It fucking sucks.
July 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I just hope they do something with this.
July 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I think my favorite part is how the descriptions of what you apparently did are surrounded by a shitload of personal attacks so that readers will judge you by your perceived character flaws and not any of the things you actually did.
July 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Wearing shoes inside is way fucking better than not doing so, so consider yourself lucky in that regard.
July 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The comments on this video are really not passing the vibes test.
July 18, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Very brave, yet accurate of you to point out that the Pacers overpaid for Zubac. It's astounding to me just how much people online seem to be completely fine with losing Mathurin AND the fifth pick for Zubac.
July 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM