Kirby Keger
@funnypolitics.bsky.social
Uninfluencer…take my word for it. From mid-west parts unknown. Made people laugh (no really) in a past life. Now just waiting on a friend.
“Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️
📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
“Headline To Nowhere” is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. 🤷♂️
📕🎥💿📺🏒🏄♂️🎭🏏🏀
Goodbye beef….
See you again in 2029. 🤦🏻♂️
See you again in 2029. 🤦🏻♂️
Ali Wong as Amy Lau: Nope!
ALT: Ali Wong as Amy Lau: Nope!
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September 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Goodbye beef….
See you again in 2029. 🤦🏻♂️
See you again in 2029. 🤦🏻♂️
Summer:
The anticipatory excitement and feeling of joy in June is no match for the dying sun and impending feeling of doom in August. 🥹
The anticipatory excitement and feeling of joy in June is no match for the dying sun and impending feeling of doom in August. 🥹
August 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Summer:
The anticipatory excitement and feeling of joy in June is no match for the dying sun and impending feeling of doom in August. 🥹
The anticipatory excitement and feeling of joy in June is no match for the dying sun and impending feeling of doom in August. 🥹
“This is my last decision. I’m not going for money. I’m not going for family. What am I really playing for at this point?”
Symmetry in Cleveland? Reconciliation in Miami? The long mentioned desire to play in w/Step in GS?
NOPE!
Simply ring chasing for a team not on the radar 1 month ago. 🤦🏻♂️
Symmetry in Cleveland? Reconciliation in Miami? The long mentioned desire to play in w/Step in GS?
NOPE!
Simply ring chasing for a team not on the radar 1 month ago. 🤦🏻♂️
LeBron chooses 76ers, will sign 2-year, $8 million contract
LeBron James is signing with the 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group CEO Rich Paul told ESPN's Shams Charania.
www.espn.com
July 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
“This is my last decision. I’m not going for money. I’m not going for family. What am I really playing for at this point?”
Symmetry in Cleveland? Reconciliation in Miami? The long mentioned desire to play in w/Step in GS?
NOPE!
Simply ring chasing for a team not on the radar 1 month ago. 🤦🏻♂️
Symmetry in Cleveland? Reconciliation in Miami? The long mentioned desire to play in w/Step in GS?
NOPE!
Simply ring chasing for a team not on the radar 1 month ago. 🤦🏻♂️
Reposted by Kirby Keger
Carney: "I'm going to take this opportunity to thank President Scheinbaum and the Mexican people for sending 200 firefighters to help us with our fires here. That's what friends do when you have crisis and fires." #cdnpoli
July 24, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Carney: "I'm going to take this opportunity to thank President Scheinbaum and the Mexican people for sending 200 firefighters to help us with our fires here. That's what friends do when you have crisis and fires." #cdnpoli
⚽️ World Cup halftime show???
WTH was that? 🤦🏻♂️
Well at least it was far too long and took away from the match. Nobody #FAILS quite like #FIFA.
America you’re better than this, or at least used to be…
WTH was that? 🤦🏻♂️
Well at least it was far too long and took away from the match. Nobody #FAILS quite like #FIFA.
America you’re better than this, or at least used to be…
Hooray for Everything! Simpsons
YouTube video by Cory Noonan
youtu.be
July 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Love sports & all that, but thank goodness for the ESPY’s.
I was worried athletes weren’t getting enough accolades & adulation.
If only the sports themselves had an award/trophy system to honor the players.
Thanks @espn.com for facilitating self congratulation to those who so badly need it! 👍
I was worried athletes weren’t getting enough accolades & adulation.
If only the sports themselves had an award/trophy system to honor the players.
Thanks @espn.com for facilitating self congratulation to those who so badly need it! 👍
Bert and Ernie: What Did I Just Read?
ALT: Bert and Ernie: What Did I Just Read?
static.klipy.com
July 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Love sports & all that, but thank goodness for the ESPY’s.
I was worried athletes weren’t getting enough accolades & adulation.
If only the sports themselves had an award/trophy system to honor the players.
Thanks @espn.com for facilitating self congratulation to those who so badly need it! 👍
I was worried athletes weren’t getting enough accolades & adulation.
If only the sports themselves had an award/trophy system to honor the players.
Thanks @espn.com for facilitating self congratulation to those who so badly need it! 👍
Another politician has shuffled off this mortal coil. I hope the many leaders who have embraced craven fealty and turned their back on their morals for a brief grab at illusionary power are paying full attention to what the reward truly is…
So It Was All For Nothing Kyle
ALT: So It Was All For Nothing Kyle
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July 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Another politician has shuffled off this mortal coil. I hope the many leaders who have embraced craven fealty and turned their back on their morals for a brief grab at illusionary power are paying full attention to what the reward truly is…
Reposted by Kirby Keger
🚨 BREAKING:
Jürgen Klopp is reportedly leading growing criticism of FIFA President Gianni Infantino, with calls for accountability over what many critics describe as one of the most controversial World Cups in recent memory. "This is our sport, not theirs," Klopp said.
Jürgen Klopp is reportedly leading growing criticism of FIFA President Gianni Infantino, with calls for accountability over what many critics describe as one of the most controversial World Cups in recent memory. "This is our sport, not theirs," Klopp said.
July 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
🚨 BREAKING:
Jürgen Klopp is reportedly leading growing criticism of FIFA President Gianni Infantino, with calls for accountability over what many critics describe as one of the most controversial World Cups in recent memory. "This is our sport, not theirs," Klopp said.
Jürgen Klopp is reportedly leading growing criticism of FIFA President Gianni Infantino, with calls for accountability over what many critics describe as one of the most controversial World Cups in recent memory. "This is our sport, not theirs," Klopp said.
Something sounded off with my old friend Mitch McConnell during our just shy of 20 minutes phone call this morning…🤔
You Rang?
ALT: You Rang?
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July 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Something sounded off with my old friend Mitch McConnell during our just shy of 20 minutes phone call this morning…🤔
Everything he touches dies…
Boy George - Karma Chameleon by Culture Club
ALT: Boy George - Karma Chameleon by Culture Club
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July 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Everything he touches dies…
SHOCKER!
FIFA ruled in favor of FIFA. Long live corruption 🤦🏻♂️.
Embarrassed/disgusted by US leadership involved & those with blind nationalism excusing this travesty (US coach, fans, ex-players turned broadcasters).
Do the right thing @usmnt.ussoccer.com. No asterisk World Cup!
Sit him and win…
FIFA ruled in favor of FIFA. Long live corruption 🤦🏻♂️.
Embarrassed/disgusted by US leadership involved & those with blind nationalism excusing this travesty (US coach, fans, ex-players turned broadcasters).
Do the right thing @usmnt.ussoccer.com. No asterisk World Cup!
Sit him and win…
FIFA reject Belgium request; Balogun still clear to play vs. Belgium
FIFA has ruled a request from the Belgium federation for an explanation of Folarin Balogun's suspended red card as "inadmissible," meaning they have no grounds to appeal the decision and the U.S. forward remains cleared to play against them Monday.
www.espn.com
July 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
SHOCKER!
FIFA ruled in favor of FIFA. Long live corruption 🤦🏻♂️.
Embarrassed/disgusted by US leadership involved & those with blind nationalism excusing this travesty (US coach, fans, ex-players turned broadcasters).
Do the right thing @usmnt.ussoccer.com. No asterisk World Cup!
Sit him and win…
FIFA ruled in favor of FIFA. Long live corruption 🤦🏻♂️.
Embarrassed/disgusted by US leadership involved & those with blind nationalism excusing this travesty (US coach, fans, ex-players turned broadcasters).
Do the right thing @usmnt.ussoccer.com. No asterisk World Cup!
Sit him and win…
Above & beyond the embarrassing involvement of the White House & the outright cowardice of #FIFA, it comes down to a simple question for @usmnt.ussoccer.com.
Should you support this bit of cheating and play #Balogun or sit him and try to win honorably? 🤔
Should you support this bit of cheating and play #Balogun or sit him and try to win honorably? 🤔
Vince Vaughn: You Already Know The Answer
ALT: Vince Vaughn: You Already Know The Answer
static.klipy.com
July 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Above & beyond the embarrassing involvement of the White House & the outright cowardice of #FIFA, it comes down to a simple question for @usmnt.ussoccer.com.
Should you support this bit of cheating and play #Balogun or sit him and try to win honorably? 🤔
Should you support this bit of cheating and play #Balogun or sit him and try to win honorably? 🤔
“This Nation was founded by men of many nations and backgrounds. It was founded on the principle that all men are created equal, and the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.” —John F. Kennedy
Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!
July 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“This Nation was founded by men of many nations and backgrounds. It was founded on the principle that all men are created equal, and the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened.” —John F. Kennedy
Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!
20+ years of LeBron drama is tiring. 🥱
An iconic talent that earned & lived a historic #NBA career.
Hate the narrative that he needs/deserves another shot at The Finals(4 rings, 10 trips).
Philly don’t need him, GS & MIA won’t work. Cavs make most sense. Do the right thing & freakin’ do it soon!
An iconic talent that earned & lived a historic #NBA career.
Hate the narrative that he needs/deserves another shot at The Finals(4 rings, 10 trips).
Philly don’t need him, GS & MIA won’t work. Cavs make most sense. Do the right thing & freakin’ do it soon!
July 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
20+ years of LeBron drama is tiring. 🥱
An iconic talent that earned & lived a historic #NBA career.
Hate the narrative that he needs/deserves another shot at The Finals(4 rings, 10 trips).
Philly don’t need him, GS & MIA won’t work. Cavs make most sense. Do the right thing & freakin’ do it soon!
An iconic talent that earned & lived a historic #NBA career.
Hate the narrative that he needs/deserves another shot at The Finals(4 rings, 10 trips).
Philly don’t need him, GS & MIA won’t work. Cavs make most sense. Do the right thing & freakin’ do it soon!
Reposted by Kirby Keger
“Six players on the US men’s national soccer team at the 2026 World Cup were born outside the country. More than half the 26 men on the roster hold dual citizenship.”
Immigrant athletes have been essential players helping our sports teams thrive and win for years ⚽️ open.substack.com/pub/americas...
Immigrant athletes have been essential players helping our sports teams thrive and win for years ⚽️ open.substack.com/pub/americas...
Immigrants Help Make America Winners and Our Sports Teams Great
Immigrants have been essential in helping U.S. sports teams thrive and win. “In the 1950 World Cup, the U.S. team won an improbable victory over England on a goal by Haitian-born forward Joe Gaetjens.
open.substack.com
June 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“Six players on the US men’s national soccer team at the 2026 World Cup were born outside the country. More than half the 26 men on the roster hold dual citizenship.”
Immigrant athletes have been essential players helping our sports teams thrive and win for years ⚽️ open.substack.com/pub/americas...
Immigrant athletes have been essential players helping our sports teams thrive and win for years ⚽️ open.substack.com/pub/americas...
France/Norway ⚽️ today was just SILLY.
Imagine paying all that money to freakin’ FIFA to see a great group stage matchup and you get “Les Bleus” versus “The Vikings” JV squad. 🤦🏻♂️
Sure, sit those sitting on yellow cards, but benching almost your entire first team. 👎.
C’mon…
Imagine paying all that money to freakin’ FIFA to see a great group stage matchup and you get “Les Bleus” versus “The Vikings” JV squad. 🤦🏻♂️
Sure, sit those sitting on yellow cards, but benching almost your entire first team. 👎.
C’mon…
Come Out To Play
ALT: Come Out To Play
static.klipy.com
June 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
France/Norway ⚽️ today was just SILLY.
Imagine paying all that money to freakin’ FIFA to see a great group stage matchup and you get “Les Bleus” versus “The Vikings” JV squad. 🤦🏻♂️
Sure, sit those sitting on yellow cards, but benching almost your entire first team. 👎.
C’mon…
Imagine paying all that money to freakin’ FIFA to see a great group stage matchup and you get “Les Bleus” versus “The Vikings” JV squad. 🤦🏻♂️
Sure, sit those sitting on yellow cards, but benching almost your entire first team. 👎.
C’mon…
Is anyone other than #Messi playing in this Argentina\Austria #WorldCup match?
Just checking.
Pretty sure the #FOX broadcast crew needs to find out as well…🤦🏻♂️
Just checking.
Pretty sure the #FOX broadcast crew needs to find out as well…🤦🏻♂️
Pipe Down
ALT: Pipe Down
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June 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Kirby Keger
My father died in December. He wasn’t a good father, and death didn’t change that. I wrote about it at the time. Reposting it today for everyone who deserved a good father (that’s you) but didn’t get one. And for all the bad fathers who still have a chance to turn it around.
How to bury your father
This week’s question comes to us anonymously: How do you lovingly care for an aging parent who treated you like shit? This question has been sitting in my...
buttondown.com
June 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
My father died in December. He wasn’t a good father, and death didn’t change that. I wrote about it at the time. Reposting it today for everyone who deserved a good father (that’s you) but didn’t get one. And for all the bad fathers who still have a chance to turn it around.
Reposted by Kirby Keger
Hey susan what happened?
June 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Hey susan what happened?
Reposted by Kirby Keger
Right-wing media outlets will probably try to alter the audio but this is how the crowd at Madison Square Garden reacted to President Trump at the Knicks game. I left in a cheer from the same crowd to show contrast.
June 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Right-wing media outlets will probably try to alter the audio but this is how the crowd at Madison Square Garden reacted to President Trump at the Knicks game. I left in a cheer from the same crowd to show contrast.
Sherman Bell Says Boo on SNL
ALT: Sherman Bell Says Boo on SNL
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June 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Old man Rick Brunson with 2 reprieves. Somehow avoids a technical and a butt-whooping.
You’re embarrassing yourself “coach”, sit down.
You’re embarrassing yourself “coach”, sit down.
Ernie's Facepalm on Sesame Street
ALT: Ernie's Facepalm on Sesame Street
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June 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Old man Rick Brunson with 2 reprieves. Somehow avoids a technical and a butt-whooping.
You’re embarrassing yourself “coach”, sit down.
You’re embarrassing yourself “coach”, sit down.