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Berwald Oxenstierna
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You should probably go to IKEA…
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❝𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚜. 𝙸’𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎. ❞

🇸🇪 ᴍᴅɴɪ - ᴍᴜɴ ɪꜱ 21+
🇸🇪 ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ʀᴘ
🇸🇪 ᴅᴜᴄᴋʏ-ᴍᴜɴ

#hetaliarp #hetalia
Bit of both…I’m fixing one of our chairs

[one of the kitchen chairs. It’s wobbly and has been driving Berwald mad for a week]

And someone who wanted furniture for a new collection…you can name them

[He finally takes some of his food and starts eating. He hadn’t even realised how hungry he was]-
He leans up to give Berwald another kiss before looking down at the sketches and tools.]

What are you building, Sve? Something for us or an idea for IKEA?!! Ooh, do I get to name it???!!!

[Excited!!]
September 16, 2026 at 9:14 AM
..What’s Emil doing here?
September 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Reposted by Berwald Oxenstierna
🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨

࿔. 𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑅𝑃
࿔. 𝑆𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠/𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬
࿔. 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟/𝐴𝑈 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
࿔. 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑢𝑛, 𝐷𝑀 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑠𝑦𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨🇳🇴✨

♡ + ↻ ?

#Hetaliarp
September 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Mhmm, without trust it quickly becomes…unhealthy…

Are you doing okay in your relationship?

[blunt okay]
[MAGICCCCC, His eyes sparkle and he begins charging his phone with a smile. Hopefully no angry bosses await him]

Hm? .... hah, that is some solid advice there. Trust is important and I do trust him
[please, he’s a father of 2…and he pulls out a charger from his pocket…for Santiago]

Relationships are much more nowadays…my best advice..

[give him a second..to think…people never actually does come to him for advice]

Trust your partner as much as you love them, and trust they do the same.-
September 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[Sve was just putting down his stuff when Tino entered. The love of his life, the man that could brighten up a room by just insisting in it. He was still sitting with nails and screws just at the edge of his mouth, which he quickly placed on the workbench before turning to Tino.
He didn’t smile-
and brings it to the warehouse, before knocking and then entering.]

Hyvää huomenta! Moi, Sve! I made you breakfast!!

[It's porridge with fresh berries and sugar! With a side of rye bread with butter, hard cheese, cold cuts, and cucumber and tomato slices.]

( @furnitureexpertsve.bsky.social )
September 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
That is a very sad…
September 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Mhh…something to think about
September 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
…What if we took in more kids?…

[Sve stfu]
September 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
[please, he’s a father of 2…and he pulls out a charger from his pocket…for Santiago]

Relationships are much more nowadays…my best advice..

[give him a second..to think…people never actually does come to him for advice]

Trust your partner as much as you love them, and trust they do the same.-
[He shows his phone screen and grins. It wasnt even on. someone get him a charger]

It's dead, but that is something wild to say you know!... I do want actual advice. I don't eh uh- have someone to like talk to. My big sisters really only mentioned marriage as a means for strengthing our armies.
[He is just raising an eyebrow at him. He really wants to throw that phone in his face]

You’re wasting the police’s resources, and apparently my time.

Do you want actual advice?
September 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
[He is just raising an eyebrow at him. He really wants to throw that phone in his face]

You’re wasting the police’s resources, and apparently my time.

Do you want actual advice?
[ALREADY DIALING HIS PHONE FOR THE POLICE]

Yes hello, I want to report a crime
Stockholm syndrome

[tiny smile]

I’m joking…

Trust is my best advice.
September 9, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Stockholm syndrome

[tiny smile]

I’m joking…

Trust is my best advice.
Oh? What kind of advice do you have
I can give relationship advice.

[No.]
September 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I can give relationship advice.

[No.]
September 9, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Reposted by Berwald Oxenstierna
“ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ, ᴍʏ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ?”

“ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ... ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ...”

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September 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
That’s not an apology and I don’t want to hear it either.

[At this point he’s just staring at Giovanni.]

You are arrogant and…as my sons would say, a rage baiter

[he’s just checking up on Verner on his shoulders then looking back at Giovanni]

I don’t have time for your childish behaviour-
September 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
You can interpret it however you want.
September 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Verner, don’t hack people.

[Verner goes…up on his shoulders]

And Giovanni, keep my family’s names out of future conversations, hm?

[that might be a threat. He looks fucking pissed]
September 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yes of course, I forgot.
Well, you go have fun…dinner is at 6 pm
Ugh daaaaaaad I'm not a dog! Cut it out! I'm going to close street credentials!
[ruffle ruffle Verner’s hair]

You did good

[proud moment]
August 25, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I do, pink suits her. Maybe we could get a matching collar?
Mhm!!! I saw it and thought I must get it!! Do you really like it, Sve??!
She look beautiful, Tino. Is that a new hair bow?
August 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
[ruffle ruffle Verner’s hair]

You did good

[proud moment]
[Pouts]

Sorry Emil...
Hm..Verner that is not very nice.
August 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
She look beautiful, Tino. Is that a new hair bow?
August 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hm..Verner that is not very nice.
Ugh. Gross. They're being all mushy about stupid stuff
August 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Good, good…

[He was about to ask something else…but that would probably be too embarrassing-]
August 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
…Is he good to you?
August 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Hej Emil…
…
..
Heard you got a boyfriend?…
August 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
||just got back on the account. Lost the password for a while🥲
August 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM