Karen, Kaz, Oi, You…
@fuxxxache.bsky.social
55 year old menopausal mess 😘
Not here for drama or for people who assume they should tell others who to Follow, Unfollow, Mute or Block…Fuck off if that’s your agenda
Not here for drama or for people who assume they should tell others who to Follow, Unfollow, Mute or Block…Fuck off if that’s your agenda
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September 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
This…this can fuck all the way off today…
Wordle does this a lot and I always choose the wrong letters, that always fit, until the last try 🙁
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September 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This…this can fuck all the way off today…
Wordle does this a lot and I always choose the wrong letters, that always fit, until the last try 🙁
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M’off for an Indian Head Massage…
Never had one before so Googled it…
A gentle hair tugging mentioned 👀
G’morning by the way
Never had one before so Googled it…
A gentle hair tugging mentioned 👀
G’morning by the way
September 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
M’off for an Indian Head Massage…
Never had one before so Googled it…
A gentle hair tugging mentioned 👀
G’morning by the way
Never had one before so Googled it…
A gentle hair tugging mentioned 👀
G’morning by the way
One of the older ladies at the pool:
“Now, I’m not here Thursday…please don’t think I’m dead”
FFS
“Now, I’m not here Thursday…please don’t think I’m dead”
FFS
September 15, 2026 at 6:59 AM
One of the older ladies at the pool:
“Now, I’m not here Thursday…please don’t think I’m dead”
FFS
“Now, I’m not here Thursday…please don’t think I’m dead”
FFS
There’s a spider under a glass on my windowsil…
I captured it so it wouldn’t run amok during the night
I’ll sort it out in the morning 😩
I captured it so it wouldn’t run amok during the night
I’ll sort it out in the morning 😩
September 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
There’s a spider under a glass on my windowsil…
I captured it so it wouldn’t run amok during the night
I’ll sort it out in the morning 😩
I captured it so it wouldn’t run amok during the night
I’ll sort it out in the morning 😩
I’ve put a jumper on
September 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I’ve put a jumper on
September 11, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa…
Mrs Browns Boys won a comedy award at the NTAs…
FFS people
Mrs Browns Boys won a comedy award at the NTAs…
FFS people
September 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa…
Mrs Browns Boys won a comedy award at the NTAs…
FFS people
Mrs Browns Boys won a comedy award at the NTAs…
FFS people
Someone’s coming to look at my house tonight…
Obviously I’m leaving the honours to the agent…
Cross everything you have🤞🏼
Obviously I’m leaving the honours to the agent…
Cross everything you have🤞🏼
September 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Someone’s coming to look at my house tonight…
Obviously I’m leaving the honours to the agent…
Cross everything you have🤞🏼
Obviously I’m leaving the honours to the agent…
Cross everything you have🤞🏼
September 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Jaguar Land Rover cutting 4,000 jobs to save £1.7bn over the next two years just highlights the fact that Jaguar Land Rover execs, and staff, are vastly overpaid
September 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Jaguar Land Rover cutting 4,000 jobs to save £1.7bn over the next two years just highlights the fact that Jaguar Land Rover execs, and staff, are vastly overpaid
Seen a few clips for Saturday Night Live, the UK one, and it looks terrible
Just my opinion but Christ it’s nothing but a load of shouting from people that are definitely not funny
It’s supposed to be funny right ?
Just my opinion but Christ it’s nothing but a load of shouting from people that are definitely not funny
It’s supposed to be funny right ?
September 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Seen a few clips for Saturday Night Live, the UK one, and it looks terrible
Just my opinion but Christ it’s nothing but a load of shouting from people that are definitely not funny
It’s supposed to be funny right ?
Just my opinion but Christ it’s nothing but a load of shouting from people that are definitely not funny
It’s supposed to be funny right ?
Vacuuming the sofa and, before I could blink, the nozzle sucked my handkerchief into the dust compartment…
I still use hankies…so much nicer than tissues that shred and get left in pockets to contaminate my dark loads
I still use hankies…so much nicer than tissues that shred and get left in pockets to contaminate my dark loads
September 5, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Vacuuming the sofa and, before I could blink, the nozzle sucked my handkerchief into the dust compartment…
I still use hankies…so much nicer than tissues that shred and get left in pockets to contaminate my dark loads
I still use hankies…so much nicer than tissues that shred and get left in pockets to contaminate my dark loads
It came into the garden for a little rest…
September 1, 2026 at 9:20 AM
It came into the garden for a little rest…
Folk that change beds for a living…Chamber Maids and the like…
You have my unwavering respect and sympathy…
You must be constantly sweaty
You have my unwavering respect and sympathy…
You must be constantly sweaty
August 31, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Folk that change beds for a living…Chamber Maids and the like…
You have my unwavering respect and sympathy…
You must be constantly sweaty
You have my unwavering respect and sympathy…
You must be constantly sweaty
Purple easier than Yellow today…
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August 31, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Purple easier than Yellow today…
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Anyway…up, showered, dressed and ready to *take on the day*
*do fuck all*
*do fuck all*
August 31, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Anyway…up, showered, dressed and ready to *take on the day*
*do fuck all*
*do fuck all*
Everyone knows your business living in a dead end on a housing estate 🙄
Heard from my bedroom…
Neighbour 1: She’s moving
Neighbour 2: Oooh
N1: Yes, somewhere in Cornwall
N2: Oooh
N1: Must be a better class of neighbour down there
Not hard finding a better class of neighbour than you horrors
Heard from my bedroom…
Neighbour 1: She’s moving
Neighbour 2: Oooh
N1: Yes, somewhere in Cornwall
N2: Oooh
N1: Must be a better class of neighbour down there
Not hard finding a better class of neighbour than you horrors
August 31, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Everyone knows your business living in a dead end on a housing estate 🙄
Heard from my bedroom…
Neighbour 1: She’s moving
Neighbour 2: Oooh
N1: Yes, somewhere in Cornwall
N2: Oooh
N1: Must be a better class of neighbour down there
Not hard finding a better class of neighbour than you horrors
Heard from my bedroom…
Neighbour 1: She’s moving
Neighbour 2: Oooh
N1: Yes, somewhere in Cornwall
N2: Oooh
N1: Must be a better class of neighbour down there
Not hard finding a better class of neighbour than you horrors
Estate Agent sent me the photos of the house…
My favourite…
My favourite…
August 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Estate Agent sent me the photos of the house…
My favourite…
My favourite…
In a great mood…
Mate that was in a coma after winding up under an HGV with his motorbike is home…
Was so good seeing him last night…he’s obviously very unsteady and has what’s basically shaken baby syndrome but his memory was so good last night ♥️
Mate that was in a coma after winding up under an HGV with his motorbike is home…
Was so good seeing him last night…he’s obviously very unsteady and has what’s basically shaken baby syndrome but his memory was so good last night ♥️
August 29, 2026 at 11:36 AM
In a great mood…
Mate that was in a coma after winding up under an HGV with his motorbike is home…
Was so good seeing him last night…he’s obviously very unsteady and has what’s basically shaken baby syndrome but his memory was so good last night ♥️
Mate that was in a coma after winding up under an HGV with his motorbike is home…
Was so good seeing him last night…he’s obviously very unsteady and has what’s basically shaken baby syndrome but his memory was so good last night ♥️
What’s the point of this David Wilson bloke being on the #ThisMorning sofa during discussions about unsolved crime 🙄
Adds absolutely nothing to the discussion…old rope and money come to mind
Adds absolutely nothing to the discussion…old rope and money come to mind
August 26, 2026 at 12:13 PM
What’s the point of this David Wilson bloke being on the #ThisMorning sofa during discussions about unsolved crime 🙄
Adds absolutely nothing to the discussion…old rope and money come to mind
Adds absolutely nothing to the discussion…old rope and money come to mind
Estate agent coming to take photos of the house this afternoon 😬
Maybe a video walkthrough of the place too 😞
I’ll be outside in the car while such shenanigans happen
Maybe a video walkthrough of the place too 😞
I’ll be outside in the car while such shenanigans happen
August 25, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Estate agent coming to take photos of the house this afternoon 😬
Maybe a video walkthrough of the place too 😞
I’ll be outside in the car while such shenanigans happen
Maybe a video walkthrough of the place too 😞
I’ll be outside in the car while such shenanigans happen
A LOT of guesswork…sometimes it falls right…sometimes it’s so far off the mark I feel thick as fuck
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August 25, 2026 at 8:13 AM
A LOT of guesswork…sometimes it falls right…sometimes it’s so far off the mark I feel thick as fuck
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Love watching #GoneFishing but by Christ I fucking hate Paul shouting at Bob when he winds the line in
He ruins it for me 😡
He ruins it for me 😡
August 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Love watching #GoneFishing but by Christ I fucking hate Paul shouting at Bob when he winds the line in
He ruins it for me 😡
He ruins it for me 😡
Everything changes when you get old…
In my 30s I hated Olives…not anymore
And here I am finding Frasier amusing
In my 30s I hated Olives…not anymore
And here I am finding Frasier amusing
August 24, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Everything changes when you get old…
In my 30s I hated Olives…not anymore
And here I am finding Frasier amusing
In my 30s I hated Olives…not anymore
And here I am finding Frasier amusing