Fuzz_TM
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Senior SWE, Splatooner / SalmonRun, Audiophile & Home Theater Enthusiast. Dark humor.
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@fuzztm.bsky.social
· Nov 25
For me, every morning typically begins with my brain serenading me to some random song stuck on repeat until I roll my ass out of bed. There’s no rhyme or reason for a particular song choice. Today’s musical selection? “Soap” by Melanie Martinez.
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NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Bible thumpers are so tiresome, man. Especially southern evangelical bible thumpers. Nothing like getting called a liar, atheist, drunk, and telling me I'm bound to hell forever. On a public street.
Where's all that "Judge not, that ye be not judged" that's in that book you cling to?
Where's all that "Judge not, that ye be not judged" that's in that book you cling to?
September 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Bible thumpers are so tiresome, man. Especially southern evangelical bible thumpers. Nothing like getting called a liar, atheist, drunk, and telling me I'm bound to hell forever. On a public street.
Where's all that "Judge not, that ye be not judged" that's in that book you cling to?
Where's all that "Judge not, that ye be not judged" that's in that book you cling to?
I know it's a tired meme at this point...but as a kid, I legit had a box turtle that made this *exact* same face. The eyes were less dead, of course...but the same blank, mouth-breathing expression...as if it were clueless as to where it was.
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I know it's a tired meme at this point...but as a kid, I legit had a box turtle that made this *exact* same face. The eyes were less dead, of course...but the same blank, mouth-breathing expression...as if it were clueless as to where it was.
These people are so thick. That is LITERALLY the Republican platform. "The government is the problem. Hire us to fix it." -- Then, they break the government. When campaign season starts, "The government is the problem, Hire us to fix it."
Do they even hear themselves?
Do they even hear themselves?
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin: "The only way you can take a republic country like the United States and turn it into a communist country is by causing chaos on purpose and then saying, 'hey look, government is a mess. You need us, the communist country, to rule you.' It's insane."
September 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
These people are so thick. That is LITERALLY the Republican platform. "The government is the problem. Hire us to fix it." -- Then, they break the government. When campaign season starts, "The government is the problem, Hire us to fix it."
Do they even hear themselves?
Do they even hear themselves?
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Seriously. Alito's time is up.
my dream is to one day see Sam Alito’s seat filled with the wokest rainbow-haired trans lesbian puppygirl imaginable
September 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Seriously. Alito's time is up.
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trying to do some level design. I think at least one speed focused stage would be good for the demo.
September 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
trying to do some level design. I think at least one speed focused stage would be good for the demo.
When AI eventually comes for all of us, I gotta feeling Claude is gonna be particularly interested in finding me as retribution for all the dumb, mundane shit I make it do.
But the job says use it...so use it I must.
But the job says use it...so use it I must.
September 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
When AI eventually comes for all of us, I gotta feeling Claude is gonna be particularly interested in finding me as retribution for all the dumb, mundane shit I make it do.
But the job says use it...so use it I must.
But the job says use it...so use it I must.
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Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real.
It’s just…not.
It’s just…not.
September 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real.
It’s just…not.
It’s just…not.
We appreciate you suffering so we don't have to.
I can't believe they are doing another night of Trumpapalooza. Did we not suffer enough yesterday?
September 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
We appreciate you suffering so we don't have to.
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i hope everyone has a great time at riptide this year!! i always plan things unintentionally around riptide time (and this year was no different LOL) but next year may be my year... 🦑
be safe and be sure to avoid the water!! squids hate that 🤠
be safe and be sure to avoid the water!! squids hate that 🤠
September 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
i hope everyone has a great time at riptide this year!! i always plan things unintentionally around riptide time (and this year was no different LOL) but next year may be my year... 🦑
be safe and be sure to avoid the water!! squids hate that 🤠
be safe and be sure to avoid the water!! squids hate that 🤠
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court blocks a district court TRO that had through Missouri’s congressional maps into chaos. There are no noted dissents.
This should mean that the 2022 maps, not the new HB1 maps, will be used.
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/dueling-ru...
This should mean that the 2022 maps, not the new HB1 maps, will be used.
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/dueling-ru...
September 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court blocks a district court TRO that had through Missouri’s congressional maps into chaos. There are no noted dissents.
This should mean that the 2022 maps, not the new HB1 maps, will be used.
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/dueling-ru...
This should mean that the 2022 maps, not the new HB1 maps, will be used.
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/dueling-ru...
You know...the US wouldn't be in this fucked up situation if Republicans in Congress had a fucking spine.
Cowards.
Every. Single. One.
Cowards.
Every. Single. One.
September 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
You know...the US wouldn't be in this fucked up situation if Republicans in Congress had a fucking spine.
Cowards.
Every. Single. One.
Cowards.
Every. Single. One.
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imagine being a fitness guy for the last 10 years — tracking macros, avoiding seed oils, and strength training every day so you will live longer — only for AI to end all of humanity by 2030
September 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
imagine being a fitness guy for the last 10 years — tracking macros, avoiding seed oils, and strength training every day so you will live longer — only for AI to end all of humanity by 2030
The Matrix & Terminator were warnings. Not an instruction manual.
September 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The Matrix & Terminator were warnings. Not an instruction manual.
I'm sorry. I couldn't understand a word he said on account of Trump's limp mushroom stuck in his mouth.
Rick Scott: "Nobody likes higher gas prices, but nobody wants to be killed by a nuclear weapon. That's what's at stake here. Do we want to be destroyed by a nuclear weapon?"
September 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I'm sorry. I couldn't understand a word he said on account of Trump's limp mushroom stuck in his mouth.
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If the US wants to sell their booze in Canada then they should make it in Canada.
Not the US beer though… we already have lots of water.
Not the US beer though… we already have lots of water.
September 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If the US wants to sell their booze in Canada then they should make it in Canada.
Not the US beer though… we already have lots of water.
Not the US beer though… we already have lots of water.
So...in other words, public health policy actually solved the teen pregnancy epidemic of the 80s and 90s? Sex education + religiously reinforced "abstinence only" indoctrination actually achieved a goal...and they're....unhappy about it?
September 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
So...in other words, public health policy actually solved the teen pregnancy epidemic of the 80s and 90s? Sex education + religiously reinforced "abstinence only" indoctrination actually achieved a goal...and they're....unhappy about it?
Enough is enough. It's time for criminal contempt proceedings. Throw the head of USPS in jail. Maybe once some of these asshats start seeing the inside of a cell, they'll get the point that court orders are not optional. (gift-link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
Whistle-Blower Says USPS Is Secretly Proceeding on Trump’s Mail Voting Plan Before Midterms (Gift Article)
A report detailed “grave concerns” that a new system being rushed into use by the U.S. Postal Service could imperil millions of mail ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
www.nytimes.com
September 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Enough is enough. It's time for criminal contempt proceedings. Throw the head of USPS in jail. Maybe once some of these asshats start seeing the inside of a cell, they'll get the point that court orders are not optional. (gift-link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
I'm ready for summer to end. I'm done with this fucking heat and humidity.
August 31, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I'm ready for summer to end. I'm done with this fucking heat and humidity.
Let @mandykathryn.bsky.social know we found the six-fingered man.
August 31, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Let @mandykathryn.bsky.social know we found the six-fingered man.
Universal healthcare doesn't mean "free". It means "free at the point of access". Because, you know, our taxes would actually be paying for it, and providers get paid from the single-payer entity. Rather than premiums propping up for-profit healthcare. Jesus Christ, these people are fucking stupid.
Lisa McClain questions why El-Sayed's wife doesn't treat patients for free if he's really a supporter of universal healthcare 🤔
August 31, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Universal healthcare doesn't mean "free". It means "free at the point of access". Because, you know, our taxes would actually be paying for it, and providers get paid from the single-payer entity. Rather than premiums propping up for-profit healthcare. Jesus Christ, these people are fucking stupid.
What's even more pathetic is their statement, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Hey guys, we don't make decisions, we just sync our maps with GNIS data. It's an automated process that we definitely don't have power to override or ignore. Nope."
Pathetic -- Google is now referring to Lake Ontario as "Lake America"
August 31, 2026 at 1:22 PM
What's even more pathetic is their statement, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Hey guys, we don't make decisions, we just sync our maps with GNIS data. It's an automated process that we definitely don't have power to override or ignore. Nope."
I was disappointed to see there wasn't a front-page obituary today. I guess there's always tomorrow.
August 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I was disappointed to see there wasn't a front-page obituary today. I guess there's always tomorrow.