Bobster
@fyrmstr.bsky.social
Technologist. Humanist. Mathist.
(Furious & calm.)
(Furious & calm.)
I can’t wait for my next cruise. I’m going from Seattle to San Francisco, so first we’ll go through America Sound and pass through the Strait of America (both part of the America Sea).
August 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I can’t wait for my next cruise. I’m going from Seattle to San Francisco, so first we’ll go through America Sound and pass through the Strait of America (both part of the America Sea).
I wonder if those SF Giants guys are gonna write “Leviticus 25:44-46” on their uniforms for their Juneteenth game.
June 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I wonder if those SF Giants guys are gonna write “Leviticus 25:44-46” on their uniforms for their Juneteenth game.
Don’t worry Banksy, you’ll always be anonymous to me. 🫡
March 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Don’t worry Banksy, you’ll always be anonymous to me. 🫡
Kinda cool that Pam Bondi is coming back to answer questions about the Epstein Files now that the DJIA dropped below 50000.
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Kinda cool that Pam Bondi is coming back to answer questions about the Epstein Files now that the DJIA dropped below 50000.
In the spirit of feasting on the Lambs …
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
In the spirit of feasting on the Lambs …
Why?
1. Distract From Epstein
2. That Sweet Sweet Crude
3. Save Us From Venezuelan Fentanyl
4. Maduro Bad Man
5. Cosplay Patriotism
1. Distract From Epstein
2. That Sweet Sweet Crude
3. Save Us From Venezuelan Fentanyl
4. Maduro Bad Man
5. Cosplay Patriotism
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Why?
1. Distract From Epstein
2. That Sweet Sweet Crude
3. Save Us From Venezuelan Fentanyl
4. Maduro Bad Man
5. Cosplay Patriotism
1. Distract From Epstein
2. That Sweet Sweet Crude
3. Save Us From Venezuelan Fentanyl
4. Maduro Bad Man
5. Cosplay Patriotism
It took about five years for Democrats to say the Iraq war was stupid, and another seven or so years for Republicans to admit it too. How long will it take before we agree that war against Venezuela is stupid?
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It took about five years for Democrats to say the Iraq war was stupid, and another seven or so years for Republicans to admit it too. How long will it take before we agree that war against Venezuela is stupid?
Today’s 1984 moment is how quoting Ronald Reagan speaking against tariffs is “FAKE!”
Next up: twenty years in the slammer for watching the Ben Stein parts of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Next up: twenty years in the slammer for watching the Ben Stein parts of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Today’s 1984 moment is how quoting Ronald Reagan speaking against tariffs is “FAKE!”
Next up: twenty years in the slammer for watching the Ben Stein parts of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Next up: twenty years in the slammer for watching the Ben Stein parts of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Me: Despite political differences, there’s something awe-inspiring and humbling when one considers the history, power, and dignity of the office of the president.
The president: posts AI-generated movie with DJT ineffectually wearing an oxygen mask dropping shit on Americans.
The president: posts AI-generated movie with DJT ineffectually wearing an oxygen mask dropping shit on Americans.
October 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me: Despite political differences, there’s something awe-inspiring and humbling when one considers the history, power, and dignity of the office of the president.
The president: posts AI-generated movie with DJT ineffectually wearing an oxygen mask dropping shit on Americans.
The president: posts AI-generated movie with DJT ineffectually wearing an oxygen mask dropping shit on Americans.
To review:
Judicial Branch: ~67% (appointed by) Republicans
Legislative Branch:
HoR: ~51% Republicans
Senate: 53% Republicans
Executive Branch: 100% Republican
So let’s blame everything on the Demmy-crats!
Judicial Branch: ~67% (appointed by) Republicans
Legislative Branch:
HoR: ~51% Republicans
Senate: 53% Republicans
Executive Branch: 100% Republican
So let’s blame everything on the Demmy-crats!
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
To review:
Judicial Branch: ~67% (appointed by) Republicans
Legislative Branch:
HoR: ~51% Republicans
Senate: 53% Republicans
Executive Branch: 100% Republican
So let’s blame everything on the Demmy-crats!
Judicial Branch: ~67% (appointed by) Republicans
Legislative Branch:
HoR: ~51% Republicans
Senate: 53% Republicans
Executive Branch: 100% Republican
So let’s blame everything on the Demmy-crats!
If you were wondering why one health expert referred to “acetaminophin” and another health expert referred to “Tylenol” this chart may help.
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If you were wondering why one health expert referred to “acetaminophin” and another health expert referred to “Tylenol” this chart may help.
Uh-oh, the Free Speech Warriors are getting their widdle fee-fees hurt.
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Uh-oh, the Free Speech Warriors are getting their widdle fee-fees hurt.
Spare a thought for Buddy Carter. US Representative Earl LeRoy “Buddy” Carter, an actual Congressman elected by actual Georgians, proposed renaming Greenland to Red, White, and Blueland. Remember that?
September 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Spare a thought for Buddy Carter. US Representative Earl LeRoy “Buddy” Carter, an actual Congressman elected by actual Georgians, proposed renaming Greenland to Red, White, and Blueland. Remember that?
I figure we should all count ourselves lucky that Epstein’s buddy didn’t tawdrily inscribe his signature on all his 2019 drawings too.
August 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I figure we should all count ourselves lucky that Epstein’s buddy didn’t tawdrily inscribe his signature on all his 2019 drawings too.
I guess this is where we’re at now. 🤷
August 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I guess this is where we’re at now. 🤷