Not Gabriel Conroy
@gabrielconroy.bsky.social
Here to try and be normal and kind.
Its Paige's turn to shine.
August 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Its Paige's turn to shine.
Strip mall but Tower records employee here. I worked in the Jazz and Classical section and was in charge of showtunes.
June 21, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Strip mall but Tower records employee here. I worked in the Jazz and Classical section and was in charge of showtunes.
My wife took on a job as outside counsel for Kalshi and now we're getting divorced and well, the two aren't related but they probably should be
June 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My wife took on a job as outside counsel for Kalshi and now we're getting divorced and well, the two aren't related but they probably should be
Mine comes at the end of the day as I really tail off. Its the only stimulant I've been on though so nothing to compare it with
May 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Mine comes at the end of the day as I really tail off. Its the only stimulant I've been on though so nothing to compare it with
wait until they find out Jesus is sometimes considered an avatar of Vishnu
April 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
wait until they find out Jesus is sometimes considered an avatar of Vishnu
Royce verse is so much better
April 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Royce verse is so much better
"He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin'"
April 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
"He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin'"
This account of the relationship between the last two Jews in Taliban Afghanistan is incredible
March 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Yeah. Discovering ADHD all over the family including my grandfather, son, and myself. I am an absolute video games addict but I buy them cheap so at least it's not a financial commitment.
March 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Yeah. Discovering ADHD all over the family including my grandfather, son, and myself. I am an absolute video games addict but I buy them cheap so at least it's not a financial commitment.
My grandfather was a gambling addict and im a recovering alcoholic. I cannot overstate how glad I am that gambling just felt wrong for me. I am a prime target. Thanks for the rec!
March 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My grandfather was a gambling addict and im a recovering alcoholic. I cannot overstate how glad I am that gambling just felt wrong for me. I am a prime target. Thanks for the rec!
There was a word today that did get accepted which I only know from The Simpsons that made me too happy.
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
There was a word today that did get accepted which I only know from The Simpsons that made me too happy.
Yarrrr. I don't know what I'm doing.
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yarrrr. I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm in! I love the original but love this even more. A crazy, bizarre, great album.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm in! I love the original but love this even more. A crazy, bizarre, great album.
Don't trust the police – no justice, no peace
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Don't trust the police – no justice, no peace
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
They got me face down in the middle of the street
Pistol whip me with the heat, chicken shit, Sizzlean
Trying to serve me the all-you-can-eat murder beef
Happened at my son's elementary in heavy blue West Orange too.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happened at my son's elementary in heavy blue West Orange too.
I was about to say 'I learned about this from Christopher Browning!' but there he is right at the top of the wiki.
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was about to say 'I learned about this from Christopher Browning!' but there he is right at the top of the wiki.
Potato Max, say hi to Potato Murphy
July 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Potato Max, say hi to Potato Murphy
Fuuuuck. Been reading since captain chaos and the early days of the Sports Bog. You're one of my first 10 follows on the old site and here as well. Truly you're up there with the all time sports writers at what used to be the Washington Post.
July 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Fuuuuck. Been reading since captain chaos and the early days of the Sports Bog. You're one of my first 10 follows on the old site and here as well. Truly you're up there with the all time sports writers at what used to be the Washington Post.
My response was regarding sex for pleasure. Not the other one.
July 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My response was regarding sex for pleasure. Not the other one.
Don't forget about bonobos. Those hairy little freaks (complimentary)
July 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Don't forget about bonobos. Those hairy little freaks (complimentary)
Wanted to let you know I think back to this some times and I'm now nearing 7 months sober. This was a real help. Thank you!
May 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wanted to let you know I think back to this some times and I'm now nearing 7 months sober. This was a real help. Thank you!
The real versatile parents tackle the Day the Crayons left and the day they returned. Different voice for every crayon!
May 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The real versatile parents tackle the Day the Crayons left and the day they returned. Different voice for every crayon!
Edi Patterson vs a Capuchin Monkey is the new DeNiro vs Pacino
April 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Edi Patterson vs a Capuchin Monkey is the new DeNiro vs Pacino