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Oh my god Packers you are about to lose to Carson Wentz.
September 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Jay Cutler Caleb Williams
🤝
Lowering the shoulder and throwing pissmissiles
September 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Man these special teams hits are just brutal today
September 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Green Bay sucks chant in Carolina. Love it.
September 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Wow. What a fucking catch by Rome.
September 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Bears Tax is real and in full effect today
September 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE A FOOTBALL SWORD!!?!?
September 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The funniest result today would be if Temple beats Penn State.
September 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Stafford looks way off tonight
September 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Drake Maye sucks
September 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Michigan will always suck, stolen victory, but on the side note I hit this banger of a parlay. Thanks LSU! Also get fucked LSU.
I need everyone to pray that LSU scores a TD first (Memphis already scored a TD).
September 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I need everyone to pray that LSU scores a TD first (Memphis already scored a TD).
September 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
+40 North Texas looking good right now
September 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
There have been some real goddamn losers on social media saying Dolly Parton didn't do enough "controversial" activism to be treated with the reverence she has been given during her life/death. And I just gotta say, fuck you and I hope you get a hemorrhoid the size of a grapefruit. And just as red.
August 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Year 4. Tenured bitches.

NOW YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME
August 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Baseball is crazy because in the past 6 games, the #Mariners have been outscored 62 to 24.

They went 3-3 during this time span.
August 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I know one day I'm going to open an IEP or a 504 and see "Student is allowed to use AI for essay writing" and that is the day I walk into the ocean. And the only way I'll return is to wage war against the land dwellers.

Also, parents who are pushing back on cell phone bans can go to hell.
August 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Every Charter school post I read is like: "95% of teachers quit last year, we don't have a schedule, students haven't had math or reading in 2 weeks, the left side of the school is on fire, and our principal is selling feet pics on eBay."

Yet people want to send their kids to these schools?
August 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I want to remind everyone there is a wrestler called Steven Flowe and he comes out to the best entrance song ever. If you like Pearl Jam, I really need you to watch this video because it is the best thing ever.

youtu.be/bJ8yUziWQg4
Steven Flowe Full Entrance
YouTube video by TheOneTrueAnswer
youtu.be
August 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Hey @sickoscommittee.org when are we gonna get someone with a middle name SICKOS?
August 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Gonna make a lot of money this year betting against the Browns, I know that for damn sure.
August 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
My parents bought 35 lbs of lamb meat for the Assumption of Mary tomorrow. So you know what that means.

I gotta cook 35 lbs of lamb meat tomorrow.
August 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
August 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I swear if I read another thread or post about teachers that is so wildly out of touch with reality, I'm going to get all 6 infinity gems and remake reality in my image. My 5 favorite ones are:

1. Teachers need to wear cameras and I want hidden cameras in classroom
August 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM