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“Beware the naked man who offers you his shirt”
September 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
“Beware the naked man who offers you his shirt”
Dear Grim Reaper: So close! Right movie (“Home Alone 2”), but the wrong cast member. RIP Tim Curry
August 26, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Dear Grim Reaper: So close! Right movie (“Home Alone 2”), but the wrong cast member. RIP Tim Curry
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July 22, 2026
July 22, 2026
“The Republican Party’s new favorite talking point is calling Democrats communists,” Representative Jim McGovern (D-MA) said yesterday on the floor of the U.S.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
July 23, 2026 at 3:10 AM
July 22, 2026
Dear law professors everywhere: please inform your students that no one has to use their angry drill sergeant voice to make a point. I’m seriously trying to understand the idiots who believe Pirro. The bs isn’t more believable when you say it angrily.
July 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Dear law professors everywhere: please inform your students that no one has to use their angry drill sergeant voice to make a point. I’m seriously trying to understand the idiots who believe Pirro. The bs isn’t more believable when you say it angrily.
Bud Light, Dodge Ram, Monster Energy Drink, and Morgan & Morgan, we’re waiting for ANY ONE OF YOU to denounce the fighter’s comment! Today!
June 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Bud Light, Dodge Ram, Monster Energy Drink, and Morgan & Morgan, we’re waiting for ANY ONE OF YOU to denounce the fighter’s comment! Today!
Rule of thumb: If you under-promise and over-deliver, you’ll always receive positive ratings. Do the opposite, and you run the risk of horrible reviews. Supply/demand. The customer keeps you in business!
June 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Rule of thumb: If you under-promise and over-deliver, you’ll always receive positive ratings. Do the opposite, and you run the risk of horrible reviews. Supply/demand. The customer keeps you in business!
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~> The Fourteenth Amendment…
written in the Blood of the Civil War,
Says in Section 4;
that This is blatantly illegal;
~> N.EITHER the United States Nor ANY State;
shall assume or pay ANY debt Or ‘ obligation ‘ incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States… <~
written in the Blood of the Civil War,
Says in Section 4;
that This is blatantly illegal;
~> N.EITHER the United States Nor ANY State;
shall assume or pay ANY debt Or ‘ obligation ‘ incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States… <~
May 20, 2026 at 5:35 AM
~> The Fourteenth Amendment…
written in the Blood of the Civil War,
Says in Section 4;
that This is blatantly illegal;
~> N.EITHER the United States Nor ANY State;
shall assume or pay ANY debt Or ‘ obligation ‘ incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States… <~
written in the Blood of the Civil War,
Says in Section 4;
that This is blatantly illegal;
~> N.EITHER the United States Nor ANY State;
shall assume or pay ANY debt Or ‘ obligation ‘ incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States… <~
I didn’t think it was possible for me to adore Rod Stewart more, but after his comment to King Charles, here I am, crushing it. 🩷
May 12, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I didn’t think it was possible for me to adore Rod Stewart more, but after his comment to King Charles, here I am, crushing it. 🩷
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“Operation Epic Fury” was an EPIC FAILURE.
May 6, 2026 at 11:47 AM
“Operation Epic Fury” was an EPIC FAILURE.
Two things can be true at the same time. Yes, he was a cruel leader. And yes, this attack was not the constitutionally correct method of resolving a conflict.
March 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Two things can be true at the same time. Yes, he was a cruel leader. And yes, this attack was not the constitutionally correct method of resolving a conflict.
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Just reupping this image from my newsletter last week, that I hope people will feel free to save and liberally spred around the interwebs. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
February 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Just reupping this image from my newsletter last week, that I hope people will feel free to save and liberally spred around the interwebs. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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US hiring rates remain near a post-COVID low in December, but vary dramatically from state to state
DOGE-hit DC has the lowest hiring rate at 2.7%, but is now tied for last place with Georgia & New Hampshire. Alaska (5%), Nevada (4.7%), and Montana (4.3%) have the fastest hiring
DOGE-hit DC has the lowest hiring rate at 2.7%, but is now tied for last place with Georgia & New Hampshire. Alaska (5%), Nevada (4.7%), and Montana (4.3%) have the fastest hiring
February 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
US hiring rates remain near a post-COVID low in December, but vary dramatically from state to state
DOGE-hit DC has the lowest hiring rate at 2.7%, but is now tied for last place with Georgia & New Hampshire. Alaska (5%), Nevada (4.7%), and Montana (4.3%) have the fastest hiring
DOGE-hit DC has the lowest hiring rate at 2.7%, but is now tied for last place with Georgia & New Hampshire. Alaska (5%), Nevada (4.7%), and Montana (4.3%) have the fastest hiring
I can’t watch news media anymore this week. I can’t seem to restrain myself from throwing my glass of wine at my television, and in this economy, I can’t afford a new one (the tv or the glass of wine!)
January 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I can’t watch news media anymore this week. I can’t seem to restrain myself from throwing my glass of wine at my television, and in this economy, I can’t afford a new one (the tv or the glass of wine!)
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All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.
This is where America is now
This is where America is now
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.
This is where America is now
This is where America is now
The word you’re looking for is “anticlimactic”.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The word you’re looking for is “anticlimactic”.
Congratulate me! I’ve just been informed that I am the recipient of the Understated Holiday Decoration Peace Prize. What a humbling honor.
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Congratulate me! I’ve just been informed that I am the recipient of the Understated Holiday Decoration Peace Prize. What a humbling honor.
Arguably, the most important letter HCR has written:
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Arguably, the most important letter HCR has written:
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November 29, 2025
November 29, 2025
In the wake of yesterday’s report from Alex Horton and Ellen Nakashima of the Washington Post that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered Special Operations to kill the survivors of a September 2 stri...
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 29, 2025
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I don’t want MAGA tears I want MAGA silence. I want MAGA reflection. I want better grammar and spelling. Some adult education and media literacy would go a long way. I know I’m asking a lot but it truly would make them feel better to know what was real.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don’t want MAGA tears I want MAGA silence. I want MAGA reflection. I want better grammar and spelling. Some adult education and media literacy would go a long way. I know I’m asking a lot but it truly would make them feel better to know what was real.
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CONFIRMED: Georgia Democrats have won their first statewide elections for non-federal offices since *2006.*
The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
CONFIRMED: Georgia Democrats have won their first statewide elections for non-federal offices since *2006.*
The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
The two Dem challengers, Alicia Johnson and Peter Hubbard, have ousted two GOP Republican commissioners on the state's utility commission.
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Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory!
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory!
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The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.
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RFK Jr. says America is terribly unhealthy. If you compare the US to, say, the UK the EU Australia, Japan, Canada, or any other developed country, he’s absolutely right. The difference is not vaccinations, though. Those countries all have vaccinations. The difference is universal healthcare.
September 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
RFK Jr. says America is terribly unhealthy. If you compare the US to, say, the UK the EU Australia, Japan, Canada, or any other developed country, he’s absolutely right. The difference is not vaccinations, though. Those countries all have vaccinations. The difference is universal healthcare.
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Once again, I've grossly underestimated how many white supremacists there are out there.
September 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Once again, I've grossly underestimated how many white supremacists there are out there.
What’s it going to take, America?
August 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What’s it going to take, America?