gandpork.bsky.social
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If Einstein stayed home eating cheese sticks, and watching pixar movies, he’d be a lot like me
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sorry i am still losing my shit over the oot remake 1D horzontal inventory bar, a feature that was clearly a rush job in BotW when they cut the wii u touch pad features that was present in the WW remaster (& TP graphics demo) & is now just. codified into zelda law now. like. huh. what.
September 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
September 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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If you complain about the Nintendo Switch 2 price hike we're gonna make it $501 . Big Money for Big Miyamoto.
August 31, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Somebody tell jon-bart van beek that if he had a Bluesky account I would follow him
September 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Wtf is he doing
August 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I think Xbox knew if they actually shut down double fine and obsidian they would’ve been beaten with bricks
July 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Grok be like: Grok, make me a sandwich
May 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
@agramuglia.bsky.social I just watched your Jurassic park horror video and thought I’d be remiss in not telling you about 2011’s “Jurassic park the game”, and the upcoming, unreleased, “Jurassic Park Survival”.

Both are horror, and I think you’d particularly enjoy the Troodon scenes in the prior
February 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Who even was Marshmallow
February 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Oh my god they’re rebooting Overwatch
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
This is my favorite creature of all time. The friendliest most joyful girlypop until they see a particular kind of bird and they become a slasher movie villain. It’s the most perfectly made creature of all time and I will not hear slander against them
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
After being a “Hollowknight is fine, but not my thing” person all my life, I am now a “I would literally overthrow a utopian society to play more silksong” kind of person. It’s just that good
September 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Lessons I’ve learned from watching Columbo: Rich people and cheaters are the enemy of mankind
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sending me to DEI school 😔
May 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The one single good thing this administration has done is convince specifically me that I should start building a PC sooner rather than later
May 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
God fucking hates me cause the week all my major projects are due one of my favorite all time games gets updated
April 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My old person trait will be talking about how nerds used to be weird rocks and not just the shell to a gummy
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do you ever go through somebodies profile and realize there are ways to live so different than your own it’s like a different world? Well i just had that while looking at @cookiekuma.online’s account

No offense of course, I think it’s awesome
April 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I ate several handfuls of Nerds Gummy Clusters at 9 pm. It is now 12:14. I am starting to give up.
April 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I have so much respect for people who were authors before the internet. Every time you search up a small clarification like "Can I use these terms interchangeably" they either had to find a book or find an expert on the subject

All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park?
April 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@cheesemouse.bsky.social is single handedly keeping me fed through my adderall because every time I go through their profile it reminds me to eat a cheese stick
April 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Trump keeps saying that we’re gonna get more manufacturing done here… Okay but with what fucking workforce?

Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…”
April 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
God knows no speed like launching out of bed when you feel blood trickling down your nose
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I’m at the airport waiting to check my bag and I’m thinking “Wow it’s just like a Disneyland line”. Something is deeply broken in my brain
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM