Gary Miller
@garylovesyou.bsky.social
I am a normal human being, just like you. Landlord of the New Haven Apartment Complex (665 Orange Street, New Haven, Connecticut). I like spiders. Looking to make new friends…
parody account for a character from Faith: The Unholy Trinity
parody account for a character from Faith: The Unholy Trinity
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Can you make it rain spiders?
August 27, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Can you make it rain spiders?
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I think the funniest possible name for your Nemesis to have is "Gary"
August 23, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I think the funniest possible name for your Nemesis to have is "Gary"
I’m gonna put a bunch of really loud birds everywhere in Garyland. It’s gonna be so funny when that priest breaks in and gets repeatedly jumpscared by them.
August 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I’m gonna put a bunch of really loud birds everywhere in Garyland. It’s gonna be so funny when that priest breaks in and gets repeatedly jumpscared by them.
I sure love clowns. Can’t see why anyone wouldn’t.
August 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I sure love clowns. Can’t see why anyone wouldn’t.
There is no such thing as an “elevator game” that takes you to the “seventh floor”, so please stop fucking with the elevator before I release something that will actually kill you. The power bills don’t pay themselves.
April 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
There is no such thing as an “elevator game” that takes you to the “seventh floor”, so please stop fucking with the elevator before I release something that will actually kill you. The power bills don’t pay themselves.
See, lots of people don’t understand that the UNSPEAKABLE is actually really chill once you get to know it.
April 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
See, lots of people don’t understand that the UNSPEAKABLE is actually really chill once you get to know it.
Some of my hobbies include being normal, and being a human being. Yes.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Some of my hobbies include being normal, and being a human being. Yes.
Has anyone seen a big clown skeleton centipede thing around? If you do, please let me know. Last time he got out things didn’t go well.
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Has anyone seen a big clown skeleton centipede thing around? If you do, please let me know. Last time he got out things didn’t go well.
Please stop shooting the mirrors. I’m tired of replacing them, and cleaning up both the mess of the glass and whatever remains of your body is pretty time consuming. Love, Gary.
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Please stop shooting the mirrors. I’m tired of replacing them, and cleaning up both the mess of the glass and whatever remains of your body is pretty time consuming. Love, Gary.
I heard that if you go into the Candy Tunnel you can get free candy. That’s why it’s called that.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I heard that if you go into the Candy Tunnel you can get free candy. That’s why it’s called that.
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Be very careful about the people in your life dressed in red.
Happy holidays!
December 24, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Be very careful about the people in your life dressed in red.
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November 12, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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This was from last year but forgot to share here!
Gary Miller ;)
And remember everybody GARY LOVES YOU
#faith #garymiller #faiththeunholytrinity #fanart #myart
Gary Miller ;)
And remember everybody GARY LOVES YOU
#faith #garymiller #faiththeunholytrinity #fanart #myart
January 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This was from last year but forgot to share here!
Gary Miller ;)
And remember everybody GARY LOVES YOU
#faith #garymiller #faiththeunholytrinity #fanart #myart
Gary Miller ;)
And remember everybody GARY LOVES YOU
#faith #garymiller #faiththeunholytrinity #fanart #myart
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Me and the boys hanging out.
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Me and the boys hanging out.